Little girls gone wild!

o.k. so was anyone surprised that the " Girls gone wild" creator Joe Francis was caught filming underage girls? hmmmmmmm. I think this man is a pig, and is doing what he loves. He's not bad looking, but it does help that he wants to make these girls famous ( wink, wink). My older son is the perfect target age (22) of young men who want to see this smut. I'm all for porn, but let's get ppl over 21. or at least 18. Once this man has a family, he'll be ashamed of what he did. Read about it here" Entertainment News- 'Girls Gone' Founder Gets Community Service - AOL News

then again, maybe he won't be ashamed.

horrible neighbor day!

Billy Bob hasn't been too annoying lately. He did pop over on Saturday to ask if we had a Baltimore county map. ! I suppose Billy Bob hasn't heard of 7- Eleven, and he can get one for about 11.95. !! It seems Billy Bob's brother in law is an Orkin man, and to get out of his desperate routine of nothing to do--he was going on a call with the brother in law. Billy Bob is also the kind of person who will pop over to ask for anything. He's asked for spare lumber, plumbing accessories, paint. you name it. There's a trailer park waiting for him to move in. It can't happen soon enough. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story? Happy Holidays and good luck with Xmas shopping, I just can't seem to get in the holiday spirit.

pick up lines

pick up lines by sign? ridiculous. the pick-up line for my sign is....... you look like my 3rd spouse. Of course , I've only been married twice. That really blows. 1st of all......I would not want someone who'd been married twice. Once is enough. But maybe, if i'm like 55, and for some reason i'm divorced, or widowed, all the men I meet may have been married and divorced many times. I think pick-up lines suck in gereral. I say, just be yourself. go up to the person and say hello. Even though i'm married, I can tell you there have been many times when i was in a 7-eleven, and saw a guy i would date, if I were single. you meet at the coffee machine, and you can feel the tension. I would look at him, and he'd look at me...and it's almost like you know.....you'd both date each other. Smile. make eye contact. I know it's not that easy to meet people, but you have to be open. Sometimes I wish i were single and could date again for a month. then, go back to being married. i suppose. ! For more pick-up lines by sign: Finding Love by Sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo and Virgo - AOL Horoscopes o.k. now I just the cheesiest one of all. I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast. My idea is......if it's right, you shouldn't even have to ask....just go with the flow. I'm so cool ( lol)

Sadness for Kim family

I just read where they found the body of Mr. Kim, missing since Nov. 25 in Oregon. My thoughts and prayers go out to the Kim family. Story here: Missing father found dead in Oregon creek - The Boston Globe

Your worst nightmare!

I just read the story about the Kim family in Oregon. That is one of my worst fears. I'm in the middle of nowhere and it's snowing. My van runs off the road. It's wrecked and down at the bottom of the snowy hill. There are no people or houses around for miles. I'm tired, cold, and hungry. That poor family. I pray they find Mr. Kim and Soon. God i hope they had some leftovers in that car. Read the story here: Police Find Three Members of Missing Family - AOL News Today is horrible neighbor day--I'll try to post later.

It's the holidays and time for annoying family

I love Xmas as much as the next person, but you can really see selfishness come out during xmas. My cousin, who has a family of four now since her daughter married, went out of town last week. I wanted to phone her and ask about Xmas, and what everyone wanted. My mother informed me that cousin Lily was going to be busy all weekend and could NOT take my call. Well, I have 3 kids, and the weekends are a little more relaxed. No school, etc. So what does Lily do? she calls me at 7:20 a.m. this morning, I'm in the shower, and says she needs to talk to me TODAY. She's going shopping. Isn't it amazing how Xmas is about giving, but certain ppl just want you to be at their beck and call. I have to blog today! I have work! I love my relatives, I suppose it's better than having none at all, but this cousin has 1 grown child, and does have her elderly father to care for, but doesnt' realize that with 3 kids, a job, my house, I'm busy too. Tomorrow is horrible neighbor day, and my neighbor has been up to absolutely nothing! Do YOU have a neighbor with too much time on their hands? I sympathize. He's not as nosey as some, but Billy Bob is just plain annoying and needs a life. He would be more comfortable in a trailer park, more his speed. He's the typical neighbor who always comments on anything new you get, ask my husband for a job, gives kids in the neighborhood unwanted advice about his drunken past, you know the type. He sticks out here like a sore thumb. Why does it bother me , you ask? Because I'm a bitch who enjoys my privacy. Have a great day, Happy Holidays and remember.....only 21 more days til Xmas. ( lol )

Thursday is Pervert day!

I owe everyone a pervert today. It's not easy. When you want to find them, you can't......and when you don't care...there are a dozen or so pedophiles abusing children. They are all sick and should be put away on an island somewhere. Mark Foley could run the island.

that dirty RAT

I just read an article about rats found in florida. These rats were imported from Africa. It seems collectors are determined to import any kind of normal/unusual animals to keep as pets, but they can be harmful. Why would anyone want to do this? BUY a dog, for christs sake. This must be one sad, lonely individual. I bet he doesn't have a g/f read the article here.Feds Collect Giant Rats in Florida - AOL News I say leave the animals where they belong. in Africa.

Let's get some fresh meat!

An anonymous comment on my blog prompted this blog entry. I feel that George Clooney is too old to be the sexiest man of the year. Too old, too overexposed. Clooney has already been the sexiest man. What about Hugh Jackman? http://zabszalma.freeblog.hu/files/hugh_jackman.jpg

This guy is wayyyyy hotter than Clooney. I think we have a bunch of old women picking out People's sexiest. Let get some fresh meat in there. What about..............Johnny Depp, Jude Law, I believe those two have already been the Sexiest men. Chad Michael Murray is cute, and young.....perhaps he'll be sexiest man 2010! http://hydepark.hevre.co.il/upload04/041116_203934-459_Chad%20Michael%20Murray%20(3).jpg or how about Christian Bale? There are so many other choices than George Clooney. I'm cancelling my People subscription. ( joke) http://men.adjacent.ca/images/christian%20bale/01.jpg

Horrible neighbor blog entry is coming and I still owe you a pervert. My neighbor has been pretty quiet lately. he just sits on his porch watching the world go by. In his honor, today, try to get out of your home after work and do at least 1 fun thing. Remember: life is precious. live it now.

THIS is stranger than fiction

Sylvester Stallone is bringing back Rocky. Who is he kidding? He's still attractive and in good shape for his age, but it's ridiculous to think he could play a boxer. Even George Foreman wouldn't fight at age 60. These older actors need to learn when to hang it up. Clint Eastwood was too old to play the photographer in Bridges of Madison County. When I went to see the movie, when Clint was about to take his shirt off, most of the audience was screaming No No- dont' take it off. When he did, you could hear " Ewwwwwww" from the audience. Sly--you are still hot-but let's get a younger actor to play the aging boxer. who are you going to fight? Mohammed Ali? This is just ridiculous. What do YOU think? Movie News- Yo, Rocky, or Rambo, Gonna Fly Now at 60 - AOL News

horrible Neighbor Tuesday

Not too much to report for horrible neighbor day. My neighbors are still having their guests in their cramped little house. Billy Bob put a storm door with an all glass front. I'm sure it's not for the light, i'm sure it's to see out. I often wonder if any of them ever had a life. When I was the children's age I was out every weekend. I suppose you could look at it two ways........1. you feel sorry for them, because their lives are enriched with hobbies 2. they are always home, usually watching and being nosey. The longer I live, the more I realize that a full life includes work, spending time w/ family, and having a hobby. The day you are spending all your time watching your neighbors come and go...... and I'm almost forced to watch them, always watching me..that's the day you don't want to come. My other neighbor, we'll call him " Jim" has the same problem as I do. A nosey neighbor. His is right next door. Even worse. I've caught his neighbor spying on him. At one point I was on Jim's porch, chatting with one of my son's friends ( his son) and I spotted his neighbor " Buck" watching me. I put my hands on my hips and shook my head. He immediately closed his blinds. What's wrong with people? God did not give you eyes to spy on your neighbors. Get a life. I suppose this Xmas I'll wish for world peace, and for the nosey neighbors to finally have something to do. Do you have your TURKEY yet?

Michael Richards: what were you thinking?

I just watched the video. Michael Richards was over the top. check it out for yourself. CNN.com Video caution: video may be offensive, and contains racial overtones. He should have just shrugged it off, and tried to tell jokes back to the ppl. Damn!

You have to go AGAIN?

Is it me, or are the advertisers getting pretty bold and obnoxious about what they advertise? I was reading a magazine and the headline is: "Powdering your nose" again? It's for ppl with bladder control problems. Nevermind that this is embarrassing for most ppl, but why be so rude? Let's see if we can think of a more subtle way to advertise Detrol LA. How about......... You are out for a night out on the town, and you can't wait.... or....... you are taking your grandchildren to the zoo, and Can't find a restroom quick enough? I mean let's be sensitive. Detrol can go fuck itself. I don't have this problem, yet...but use the excuse my husband always does.........He drank too much coffee. I hope everyone has a wonderful thanksgiving.

Oh! those nosey neighbors

Can you imagine a neighbor who has absolutely no life whatsoever? I have a family of those. Tuesday is horrible neighbor day, but I have a short story to tell. My neighbor across the street and up 2 houses has always been nosey. He and his trailerpark family will sit on their porch for hours on end watching everyone else coming and going. I doubt they have much to do. Last night, my sons were riding their dirt bike and four wheeler.......YES it's frowned upon in our neighborhood. NO they don't do it often. There are about 8 other boys/men in our neighborhood who frequently ride four wheelers and dirt bikes. I had gone back in the house to do laundry and my husband said " Billy Bob just heard the noise, opened his door, peeked out, and slammed the door" Well, I've got news for him--My sons were just paying him back for some of the things his horrible teenage daughter/son have done since their year and a few months in our neighborhood. He took down the FOR RENT sign that his neighbor put up because he said, " I don't want neighbors". Well, guess what--we don't want him. I know neighbors should be easy to deal with, but with this bunch, you get no privacy whatsoever. His daughter is old enough to work, but occasionally hangs out on the street, and has to do it directly in front of my home. She is the one I've caught peeking in my home, or standing in front of my home trying to look in the windows. The children have no manners, the parents are neglectful, their children have nothing constructive to do. Billy Bob once asked how he could get his bratty teenage son into sports--my husband told him to come up with the 135.00 fee for the Boys and Girls club. We never heard him mention it again. They are a terrible family, and if the house wasn't so small, rent so cheap, they would not be in our neighborhood. I know I rant quite a bit about them, but i'm sure they'll be a sore spot until they move. To let you in on one funny story......last year they gave their daughter a sweet 16 party. She doesn't have many friends ( you wonder why?), and invited my son and his friend. Well, I forbid my son to go over there ( Dad is an alchoholic). My sons' friends parents also forbid him to go. A few days later, he told our neighbor up the street--I spent 100$ on a cake and no one came. First of all, at your daughters party, the family should have been the most important. I'm sorry I didn't let my son go to your white trash party (i'm not really). I know it seems as if we are looking down our noses, but my husband and I have worked hard in our life to rid ourselves of ppl like this. This man is a menace, and measures everything by money. who has it, who doesnt' have it. He knows he doesn't have it. We are by no means rich, but he is so nosey and questions anything we buy, and our lifestyle. My husband once put four new tires on his old work van. Billy Bob said, " Must be nice to have money". Doesn't he understand that in all of our lives, we all must put tires on our vehicles? There is more to life than a 12 pack of Budweiser. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor? park your story here. Have a great hump day!

Horrible neighbor day

I really don't have any recent horrible neighbor stories--but I will tell you something my neighbor across the street did. He's the caretaker of an older slightly run down home. They are having problems with the title, so it looks like the middle aged man will be able to live rent-free for a few more years. He's an alright guy I suppose. 50, skinny, never married. We've heard tales from teenage girls that he invites them to his home ( on occasion) He befriends the local kids, of any age. I've always had my suspicions about him. we'll call him " Roy". A neighbor of mine up the street, very credible, educated woman, said she saw Roy a few years ago, one early Saturday morning--dancing naked in his backyard. She had to cover her (then) 9 yr old daughter's eyes. She couldn't believe it, but Roy has been known to be a little strange. How is YOUR week going? Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story? I've got many, my mind is just blank for now. So Poor Brittany finally dropped her good looking hayseed-trailer park husband KFed. Man, I don't think he's marriage material, but if I were 2o years younger, or even 10, I'd like to hit that. with lots of protection, and possibly an aids test on his part though. !

Attention gals--Stay away from those Vans!

Those of us who grew up in the 60's and 70's were told to stay away from men w/ vans. Well ladies--the saying is true! Thursday's pervert of the week is here! Maidenhead Advertiser Online It happened in England, but it happens here also. a pervert attempted to lure two young girls in his van. The girls were only 5 and 8. Now that's a sick man. Let's hope they catch him. This man was in a silver van. Between 30 and 45. hell, that's the description that could fit so many--It just makes me angry to hear of such a pervert. Have a great weekend! Happy Veterans day!

15 funniest people

O.k. from Cracked .com 15 funniest people of 2006. 15. John Hodgman. who the hell is that? 14. William Sanderson. hmmmm. I never got into Deadwood, but didn't he play on the Newhart show as one of the Larry's? pssssst. he's not that funny. 13. Andy Samberg and the lonely island guys I don't watch SNL anymore. and who the hell are they? 12. Rainn Wilson. 1st of all Rain is a girl's name. He played on Six feet Under and was mildly amusing 11. Jimmy Kimmel. not bad. average guy who lucked out and got his own show. 10. Ricky Gervais. I don't watch the office. sorry. 9. Opie and Anthony. NOT FUNNY I used to listen to these guys when they were on one of the channels 106.7? 105.7 They are two ugly guys who rip women apart. Neither one of them could get laid in a whorehouse with a hundred dollar bill strapped to their little penis's 8.Adam McKay and Will Ferrell. take McKay out of the picture, Will Ferrell is a funny guy and was great in Kicking and Screaming. 7. Tina Fey never heard of her. 6. Seth Green and Matt Senreich Seth Green is o.k. but who the hell is Matt Senreich? 5. Jeremy Piven he's o.k. played a great Character in a movie with Emilio Estevez I can't remember the title, but when i See Jeremy Piven on that new show of his, he's supposed to be popular with the ladies, but he's ugly. go figure. Did they run out of hot guys??????? 4. Stephen Colbert. never heard of him 3. Steve Carell great in 40 yr old virgin. 2. Sasha Baron Cohen. I haven't gotten into this Borat thing. he may be funny, who knows. and drumroll 1. Jack Black. He's funny, but I don't know if I'd call him the funniest person of 2006. I would select Will Farell over Jack Black...................oh well. Have a great Thursday, and I'm still going to find a big pervert for ya before the day is over.

Dick's goin huntin!

So, I hear Dick Cheney has been hunting again. Who is the brave soul that will go with him? I think it was in South Dakota.....if he comes to Maryland--they may want to put out a warning. This is funny. enjoy. It's from Madblast called " Cheney's got a gun" MadBlast

You are going to LOVE this!

I wanted to blog about this since last week. My young son's soccer team was having an end-of-season party. I wasn't the coach, but wanted to do something special for the kids. So, I went to my local Giant to get a soccer cake. They don't have any cakes with soccer fields on them. They have baseball, bowling, football, etc. Imagine my surprise when I don't see a soccer field cake. I do not live in a redneck town either. They have NASCAR cakes. They had a Jeff Gordon cake. But NO soccer field. I had to end up getting some cartoon cake, less the cartoon characters, but it was a green cake with two goals. Damn you Jeff Gordon. lol Have a great hump day everyone! And--wtg O'Malley.

Horrible neighbor day--

Today, on election day, I really have nothing horrible to tell you about my neighbor. Things are still much the same. Not that I care, but his wife, who has never given us a bit of trouble, is usually home now. Occasionally you do see him, and his sister and brother in law are still living there. That makes for one cramped household, not to mention 2 more mouths to feed. I really do wish the best for them for the most part. I think everyone should lead full lives. Ppl need to get out once in a while. <> Think of this...how many ppl could live comfortably in your home? In my home, I would say maybe 6 or 7. If we turned our basement into a small apt, maybe 8. But that would be the limit. I wonder if it's just that there were no other relatives for that woman to stay with. Who knows. It always seems like the ppl with the smallest houses cram them so full of ppl it makes life uncomfortable, and a few of them stay out on the front porch at night, even though it's getting colder. They'll sit, and watch their neighbors come and go.....coming back from the store, bringing back take-out, whatever. I'm usually too busy to care, but I try to keep an eye out because you never know when somethings going to catch on-fire, or perhaps my neighbor will get drunk and walk out into traffic. You just never know with that family. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story?

Pig, not pervert-- of the day

Below is a video clip of a muslim cleric referring to women rape victims as " Meat". This man is a pig. It figures the unfuckable would belittle women. There is a commercial at the beginning, but this man is a sexist pig. what a shame. CNN Daily News Clips :Cleric Compares Women to Meat

Looking for love in all the wrong places

This is about a story I just read on AOL. A lonely 56 yr old divorced carpenter met a woman online from Brazil and was set to marry her. After giving her 10,000 to start a skin clinic, and a 20,000 sport utility vehicle, he still kept giving. I feel so sorry for all the lonely people out there, but beware. I would not trust online dating, or trust anyone right away. Especially from another country. If that woman was from a wealthy family--why was she so desperate for money? That should have been a red flag for him when he realized she was not working for the family, or didn't have any money. Some women are like that. Some men are also like that. They see the other person as just dollar signs, and what can you give me. I say to EVERYONE. When you first meet someone, don't let them know you have money--if you do. Take them to plain restaurants, tell them your car was bought by your rich brother, do anything to test their love. When I met my husband back in 1983, he was working for his father for 150.00 a week. Our dates consisted of dinner at Wendy's and driving around for a few hours. I never expected anything more. To those of you looking for love--It's better to have no one, and hang out with yourself, than to find someone who pretends to love you and is going to take everything you have.......including possibly your life. Read on---Dating Scam Ends in Murder - AOL News

Mr. Fix-it

I missed Horrible neighbor day, but we'll make today Tuesday II. My horrible white trash neighbor usually keeps to himself. Again, on Sunday, he saw my husband cleaning out his work truck. He comes waddling over, and takes a look at my sons car. Once again, my son wrecked his car. He wrecked the front end, popped a tire, and did damage to the undercarriage and transmission. Let's go over the fact again that my white trash neighbor " Billy Bob" works for his step-son as a painter for $10 an hour. The man is 50 years old. Why is he still working for his step son, you may ask? Because he spent most of his life as an alchoholic, and even did jail time for a DUI. He's had 3 Dui's in all, but who's counting? He complains about his $1300 a month rent. He's lucky he didn't try and rent other houses in the neighborhood. My husband and I could get about 3500 a month for our house. Now, i'm not trying to say we are better than Billy Bob, but he goes around making such outrageous claims, I just have to laugh--and then BLOG about it. Billy Bob bought a blazer last year. It's probably an 86 or 87. He thought he could " fix it". He's having it towed soon, it has a bad transmission. To get back to the story at hand, Billy Bob takes one look at my sons car and says " I can fix that". If he could fix it, he'd be a mechanic making about 80,000 a year, and able to afford a better house, or a body man making more than $10 an hour. Billy Bob took about 4 hours to paint his small porch, I think a job like fixing a wrecked car would take many months. lol I know we all have neighbors like Billy Bob, except for maybe Donald Trump. Have a great Wednesday!

No curtains? No problem!

I know tomorrow is the horrible neighbor day--but This was too good not to blog about. This neighbor isn't actually horrible. He may be nosey, curious, horny, a peeping Tom, or just another nice neighbor trying not to look. A friend of mine, I'll call her " Katy" moved into a new townhome about 4 months ago. It's in Maryland, in a certain city I won't mention. Nice townhome. Anyway, she did about 50,000 worth of renovations to the home, and now has no money. She has no curtains or blinds. A man came to her door this morning, and introduced himself as a neighbor behind her. Her bedroom is in the back. I don't know how much this fellow has seen, but he remarked about her " unusual bathroom" She does have a nice bathroom, but I wonder how much he's actually seen. I asked her, " Where do you undress?" I don't think she liked that question, but again , I'm going to end this blog entry with: Get some blinds or curtains, you exhibitionists!! Have a great Halloween.

Did HE say that?

It's funny, but the other day, my husband was chatting with a customer. He's a very feminine man who's married w/ children. He said, " One Halloween I dressed up as a woman, and none of my friends or neighbors knew I was a man, or that it was me. " ! My husband thought, " I don't think I'd brag about that"! If I dressed up as a man, and ppl didn't think I was a woman, I'd be worried...........and I'd also be a very short man. ! Are YOU dressing up this Halloween?

Perv of the week!

Once I get organized, I'd love to have a Pervert Thursday. Each Thursday, I'd tell about a real life pervert that I've read about. Today's story is true! At a Barnes and Noble near me, two women went into the ladies room---One woman felt someone touch her leg ( ewwwwwww) and another was peeing and noticed a man looking over from the next stall ( looking down on her peeing) ( sick!) They are now looking for this short fuck ( he was said to be about 5'5) early 20's (pathetic he can't get laid and has to go into a ladies room at Barnes and Noble) so we are looking for a young, horny, short, bookworm. brown hair, brown eyes. Damn! Cant a woman pee in peace?

Naked in the window!

For lack of something to blog about, I'll tell one of my horrible neighbor stories for today. Sorry I missed yesterday's Horrible neighbor day. I was so busy........The kids take up most of my time, other than work. I really need to jot things down to blog about because my entire life is one chaotic mess. Billy Bob ( my white trash neighbor across the street) had been speaking with one of his bratty children, and she told him our neighbor across the street, we'll call him " Jack" had been undressing in front of his window and he had no blinds. This derelict Billy Bob didn't think to tell Jack. Instead, he waited until one night he could observe this himself, and he did. Who knows how much time had passed, but my middle son informed me he had seen Jack half-naked himself. Once my husband had the information, I delicately told Jack myself. He was mortified, but the moral of the story is: Get curtains or blinds for gods sake. And, if you don't--you too ,may have your neighbor peeping at you!

Oh that Halloween candy!

Halloween is almost upon us. One week to go! My grocery store has had it's Halloween candy out now for about a month. For those of you that bought your candy a month ago--THROW THAT OUT. I will be buying my candy sometime this week. And i've done pretty good on my diet so far, so I hope I can resist eating the candy until Halloween. I'm going to buy my younger sons costume today--what fun. He's going to be a grim reaper. Have a great day all!

Hurrah for blinds!

One of my neighbors, who my son and I used to call " Hairy back" moved recently. He had a very large bay window in his dining room area, and every day when we passed his house, you can see everything in the Dining room. Including his hairy back, and him wearing shorts. Ugh! The new neighbors have moved in, and put up blinds almost immediately. I don't blame them. Where the house sits, it's on a busy road where people have to slow down to turn and they can see right into that home. Hairy back didn't see to mind, but i like my privacy, so I'd put up blinds too! Have a great week, and I sure hope i have something better to blog about than someone's blinds! !

Tuesday is horrible neighbor day!

With my one reader to my blog, I'm going to try to stick to my Tuesday's as horrible neighbor day. I saw on a few other blogs--they had white trash Wednesday. what fun! I realized that my 2 older sons and a few others didn't know exactly what white trash is. It's actually hard to explain. You'd have to see it to believe it. The one thing that the white trash family will almost always do-- pass their children off to someone else. Whether it be--a super-dad/coach who they feel should automatically take their " son" on his team ( my neighbor did that), or the white trash couple that likes to go out drinking every weekend and has " grandma or grandpa" watch the kids. We knew a couple like that. They can spin it however they like, but going out to bars every Friday night--and getting drunk, staying out all night, and glad to have the " kids" gone is not my idea of ideal parenting. They would say " My mother gets quality time with the grandkids" and then some! We even had one couple bring Grandma along to Ocean City in a condo we all shared ( company condo). The condo had two bedrooms. It could sleep two small families if needed, but the one couple brought their two kids and Grandma along. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, except for the fact my husband and I spent each day with our one year old son, and we'd always see the Grandma ( a young Grandma at that, she was probably only about 46) and their two daughters hanging around the condo, while they did who knows what. It's o.k. for Grandparents to babysit occasionally, but this couple really knew how to milk it. Anyway, back to the topic of the day. My neighbor has been really quiet since visiting us 4 times within a 24-hour period. My husband bought a new truck, so naturally he felt compelled to come over for a visit--ask my husband for a job, ask to have construction material given to him for one of his projects, and remark about our trim stating he'd paint it. My husband declined, saying he was planning on doing it himself, but I'd say my neighbor has graduated from " nosey" to " annoying" and a busybody. Do YOU have neighbors like these? Have a wonderful day----------

Horrible neighbor day, a day early

We hadn't heard much from Billy Bob until Saturday. My husband finally decided to buy that new Dodge Sprinter. Billy Bob came running over to drool all over it. We're pretty private people, and my husband wasnt' going to give many details, but Billy Bob visited, and pretty much kept coming back. He came over three times on Sunday. yes, three. By the second time, I'd pretty much had it. I bought my husband some coffee, and he reached his hand out. I just snapped, I don't know came over me. I told him......sorry.......I have too much to do to get other ppl coffee. he then joked i was " one way". Not the right thing to say to a frazzled mom. I told him...... I have 3 kids to take care of and plenty to do. If Billy Bob had a life......... a big IF 1. he wanted to ask my husband again for a job. Billy Bob is a painter, but also an alchoholic, and not trustworthy. My husband already has a painting company working for him, and the guy & his help are decent ppl. 2. Billy Bob wanted to be given some supplies for home projects. Do you understand where i'm going here? My husband said he gave him leftover "scrap", but beggars like Billy Bob keep coming back. They never give up. I may have to step in and tell Billy Bob to please stop begging. We've taken our 23 years of marriage to have a nice life, with good friends. I am not going to have Billy Bob joining the circle. Now some of you may say.....oh you should be nice to him.. ! Since this man has moved in, he's been the nosiest bastard, and he has children with no manners. I caught his daughter standing out on the sidewalk looking into my house the other day. She's on thin ice too. How do you rid yourself of pesky neighbors? Do they make raid for humans?????? have a great day. Do YOU have pests for neighbors?

Foley: the bigger picture

I'm just going to make a few points here. As far as Congressman Mark Foley........is anyone thinking what I am? This man is how old? All he's ever done is im a few young boys? I'm very skeptical about that. If he was molested as a child, there is a high likelihood he has molested boys/boy in the past. I'm not accusing here, just bringing up the possibility. I read the ims from a link off the web, and was disgusted. As the mother of 3 boys, 2 of whom are under 16, I'm appalled. Let's investigate this further, get this man some help, and take away his computer. !

What's one more person?

Lately, I've forgotten about horrible neighbor day. My neighbor has been keeping to himself pretty much these days. Thank God. For any of you who have neighborhoods like mine, very diverse...We have all kinds of homes here. We have split foyers/3 bd/2bath our home has 4 bd/2 1/2 bath.....the new development down the street has the large homes, McMansions some call them. And we also have the small, older duplex's that were built in the late 1800's. In this one particular home, we've had about 5 diff tenants since we moved to Annapolis. Each time, an interesting lot comes. 2 tennants ago, we had a drug addict/his older aged party girl and her two teenagers. They were bad enough, but not as bad as the family we have now. I know what you're thinking....you mind your business/they mind theirs. It didn't always work that way. This family definately belongs in a trailer park, and sticks out in this neighborhood like a sore thumb. They have a small house. It's half of a duplex. It has 2 bedrooms and a small attic. Good for a couple and their two children. Only, this family and 2 tennants ago, they always want to cram people in. Now, we see someone else is living there also. Where do they put these ppl? Well, my husband finally got around to buying that new truck. Saturday, the father in that house, I call him " Billy Bob", came out onto his porch, looked over and pointed to the truck and threw up his hands. I imagine he's seething with jealousy. Anything we, or any other neighbor has gotten, he has to comment, and scrutinize. Now this man is an alchoholic ( spelling),and does work for his step-son. i'm sure he's had hard times for all of his life, but my husband, and neighbors work hard for what they've got. When my neighbor got a cute new little car, he said......" must be nice to have money". She shrugged it off. At that time, Billy Bob had no car at all. When he first pulled up over a year ago, his wife was driving a beat-up old pick up truck. Now, i'm not one to judge, but I knew what to expect from this family, and I was right. I just told my husband to downplay the new truck, mutter to himself about how many payments he'll have to make, and let it go. There will always be people who have less than you who are jealous. When I was younger, and drove a beat up older car--I was happy for people when they got new cars, furniture, etc. I knew my day would come. I just try and mind my business and live my life. Billy Bob will never understand how much work you have to put in to be a good mom, good businessman, good neighbor. He wasn't raised well, and I do feel sorry for him. To give anyone a laugh during horrible neighbor day........is a plus. Billy Bob reminds me of a mountain man. raised in the wilderness and never brought into society. One of my friends actually told me to talk w/ Billy Bob to see if i can help him in any way. We had conversations, but it's clear this man is beyond help. I'll be nice to him, but he needs to back off. I do value my privacy, and don't appreciate being watched. I've always kept my eye on him because I don't trust him. If you've ever had a neighbor like this, you'd know. I say.....be happy with what you have. I have a neighbor who has a hummer 2, and I like it. I know I can't afford one, but i'm happy for him. It's sad to think of a life where you are always wanting the life everyone else has. I like to stay busy and worry about myself. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story?

only at the fair........

I was reading on aol about state fairs and bizarre competitions. In Iowa they have a rubber chicken throwing contest. Not to be confused with West Virginia's chicken contest where women chase chickens and cut their heads off. Look out peta! ( joke) In wyoming, they have a pig and mud wrestle. Better they wrestle than have sex with them, I always say............In Richmond, they have a lawn mower riding contest. Hey- My neighbor John would love to have the contest in his backyard. The grass is probably knee high by now, and snakes are slithering around in it. In Illinois, they have butter sculpting, and Oprah and her pals come in and eat the winning entries. ! by the way.....is Oprah still on her across america trek with her gal pal? I heard her complaining about being tired on one of the shows.......I thought.....o.k. you are a billionaire--you don't have to drive too many hours if you don't want to or hell, make Gail drive. It's ridiculous when rich people complain about things they can control. it's a show Oprah--if you wanted to drive 3 hours a day, you could. I'm sure O & G could give us entertainment by only driving a half hour a day. ! blog ya later.

Thoprah and Lail

sort of a twist to Thelma and Louise. Oprah has decided to take her long-time friend Gail on a road trip. And she wants us all to see. Just how close two women get without being gay! Now, if I went on a road trip, I'd rather take Gale Harold. What a hunk! I could drive cross country with that beefcake. So, Miss Oprah wants to remake Thelma and Louise. hmmmmmmm. I have read that Rosie doubts Oprah's claim she's not gay. Well, it's ok to be a lesbian, but let's look at the facts. 1. Oprah hasn't married long time suffering fiance. ( just how long has their engagement gone on?) 2. she'll well past the let's get married and have kids stage. I know most of us women have close friends, but why can't Oprah take poor stedman on a road trip? That poor man. Can you imagine waiting for a woman richer than Oprah, younger, better looking to come? Stedman--take my advice......I don't think she's going to marry you--move on. She's getting a little long in the tooth anyway. My feeling is--if you really love someone--marry them!


Dont wait until you've been engaged for 16 years--by then it's too late. Good luck to the two women on their road trips. Question: will the camera be rolling all night long on these two buddies?

Love, or something like it

Do you ever get tired of reading--anywhere actually--about love. I was reading a blog today and the woman asked herself. Did i marry too young? i did. But there must have been some reason for it. I do love my husband. But, we've been married almost 23 years. Love changes. That doesnt' mean it's a bad thing. But some ppl can be so melodramatic.

The girl blogging: Did i marry too young? Every time i think about it, I know I couldn't do without Steve's undying support. He's my rock and I love him sooooo much.


Me: How long have you been married? I love my husband too, but lately he gets on my nerves. Sure, love is great. At first, you can't do without them. You long to see them. blah blah. I need to send my husband on a week vacation. By day 5 I might miss him. I want to tell this woman that she better enjoy this lovey dovey gooey ooey right now. Runaway bride? runaway groom? let them run............If they don't want to get married, they really shouldn't. It's hell being alone, but being marriage isn't always fun and games. I'll never forget this one older woman, who was at the time, about 52. She was on her second marriage, and she'd been married to the new, prick of a husband for about 6 years. Her husband had a heart attack and died ( he was about 57).

We went to his viewing, and she said to me ( I'd been married only about 4 years at the time) " Always tell your husband you love him. "

well, sometime in the past year, I reminded my husband of this, and i said I love you, I love you, I love you. he laughed and said........go fix me some sandwiches i'm hungry. To the older woman: thanks for the advice lady, but you don't really know how much you love them until they are dead and not coming back. !!!

Whitney--you go girl!

so, Whitney is divorcing Bobby Brown. Hmmmmm. I always wondered who was worse--she or Bobby? Have you seen Being Bobby Brown? I will have to watch the next show and review it for you. Whitney surprised me lately. I watched the show and the whole family was having a picnic, and Whitney and Bobby were fondling one another and Whitney said, " Let's go in the woods, baby" I used to admire her. Not after I watched the show. She was surprisingly " ghetto". Let's hope she goes to charm school, stops doing drugs--if she still does-- and cleans her act up. Whitney it's not too late girlfriend. Music News- Whitney Houston to End Rocky Marriage - AOL News

Bye Bye Croc hunter

i know it's old news......but I was sad to see Steve Irwin pass away. And what a way to go! killed by a stingray. I always knew some animal would get him. You have to hand it to him though--he was brave. My older two sons ages 22 and 15 adored him. I think my 15 yr old may have shed a tear or two. He's been watching Steve since he was about 3 years old. We can see stingray's at our National Aquarium in Baltimore. I know have a new found respect for them. Not that I ever wanted to jump in and swim with them anyway. Here are a couple of cool links for you. Check out the last one which is a bowling mishap. I don't think i've ever seen anyone bowl that way. What planet is he from?
cartoons and funny flash

Bowling Accident - Funny Video at Stupidity.org

Have a nice day!

A new link added

I added Post secret to my blog roll. I find it very interesting. One of the secrets was...... I'm my mom's dealer. holy shit! In West Virginia, that might not be that bad....but it's shameful. check it out. PostSecret

Check out the hot chick!

Occasionally, I do come across something funny.

This is a funny clip. Talk about busted......... lol
hope you like it!Spring Break Players

Is Ernesto coming to YOU?

yes, it's tropical storm Ernesto........who comes up with these names? It's due to hit me approximately Saturday. I love it because it gives the newspeople something to do. I do pray no one is injured or killed though. But I hope New Orleans is battening down their hatches--Hurricane season is underway. Is Ernesto hitting YOU?

Doppler Radar, Satellite, Weather Maps

Want to rob a bank?

Just get about 8 prescriptions for various illnesses, and go to town.

No, not really........it's just what i read. Isn't everyone on medication these days? and shouldn't we be? <>

Baseball- Reardon Not Guilty of Robbery Due to Insanity - AOL Sports

So this guy Reardon is clearly mentally incompetent, or doing a very good acting job. He's not playing baseball anymore, so what's a middle aged man to do? Mr. Reardon? go buy a motorcyle and start traveling the open road like most middle aged men. And if you rob a bank, at least try and get away with it. Embarrassing!

Go ahead--have that big wedding!

Here's an article about Lavish weddings on the rise. I've always commented on how some women want to get married just for the wedding. yes , it's a beautiful day, but only a small part of the marriage. If you'd like to read........click this link. No Ordinary Brides: Every Girl Deserves a Cinderella Wedding What would you rather have....a small wedding and a marriage that lasts--or a huge lavish wedding, divorced in 5 years. I think I'd rather stay married-esp with kids involved. Have a great day.

Are you a Male Lesbian?

On the Tyra banks show, which my Tivo recorded for me........Tyra was talking to women who said they were gay men trapped in a woman's body. I learned something..........A male lesbian is a straight man who is attracted to women who are butch.... masculine women. Wow. You do learn something new every day.

Before THIS wedding, eat first

I'll be blogging about this wedding for a few posts, but yesterday I attended my cousin's wedding. It took place in Frederick County in the sticks. A nice countryclub setting....very pretty. 1st thing that went wrong was my cousin's mother told me to make sure I was on time. The wedding was to start at 7:30. I was there at 7:16. 7:30 came and went. No bride. The groom appeared at around 7:45. Then, slowly things got started. So I was to bust my ass driving 1 hr. and 45 minutes to do what???? The bottom line about this wedding was....it was very nice, but I should have eaten before I went. My sons and I were starving........very little appetizers and when our food came, it looked like Ethiopian rations. Now, I know, be greatful you were invited--I am........but someone should have warned me to eat before I came. Several guests at my table looked at one another and said, " Are YOU still hungry?" and how is your day going?

Are you Pregnant?

First of all, sorry for the absence. No one is reading anyway. ! I have so much to blog about, but I'll start with this one tid-bit. Do you need to know if you are pregnant or not so bad you do it at Giant? I was recently forced to go into one of the ladies room ( of course) stalls, and I noticed a box of EPT pregnancy test and the wrapper in the container for tampons/pads. I was thinking........doesn't the woman need to wait until she gets home. Then, it dawned on me......she probably didn't pay for it....just snuck it into the bathroom. honey--newsflash. If you can't afford a pregnancy test-you won't be able to afford a child . Everyone have a wonderful weekend. I'll have plenty to blog about since I am attending a very lavish wedding of my 4th cousin.....can you believe it? I have relatives that old. My mother was the baby of 10! But that was years ago................... blog ya later.

Worst personal ad ever

okay. 1st--this man from Silver spring has a very catchy intro-- Free Beer! he'll get a lot of lushes responding to that. He posts a picture where you can see a blond woman cut out of the picture. Big mistake. He's a little heavy--but guess what he says on his profile? ABOUT ME: chicks dig me. yes. that's why he's 37, single,never married, and posting his profile on yahoo personals........nice going beer man. he says it's because of his sex panther cologne. He says he has the body of a buddha. nice. then, he goes on to tell you your horoscope, and that you will be finding a lost item on yahoo personals, and buying a beer for a sagittarius. The man likes to drink. Not a good sign. he should have posted his profile on AA instead of yahoo. About his match. he wants a woman who can appreciate a man who knows how to pretend to be a gentleman. This guy has the class of a bum right off the street. by the looks of his profile, you'd have to doubt he's a post graduate. He says he likes to make stuff, eat stuff, drink stuff, ride stuff, read stuff. My guess is he likes to read the comics. If nothing else, he was entertaining. it's a surprise he's single.

Looking for love

I have a friend whom we'll call Kay. Kay is 36 and single. She had done the dating thing/never worked out. Kay recently joined Match.com. I believe it's inexpensive, but poor Kay seems to find men who are either too busy, or flawed. Her latest man is out of state, lives about 2 1/2 hours away, and has a busy job. He'll tell her he'll call her, then won't. He'll say he'll email, then won't. I told Kay to play a little hard to get. He'll email her at 4:05, the minute Kay gets in her door, she'll check the email and reply. I told Kay-- you need to have a life, don't wait for this man to email or call. If he's interested, he will. I just can't believe the bullshit these assholes put in their profile. For tonight's post, ( yes, i'm going to post again), I'm going to look through the yahoo personals and find the most ridiculous post. Beware ladies! These men are lying on their profiles. I don't think Prince Charming is on Match.com. he's working right now, getting ready to leave the office, go home and relax, then go out later with friends. Please be careful on Match. You may start a fire, or just encounter a lot of smoke. clever, eh?

What ever happened to Taylor Behl?

The trial is coming up for Ben Frawley, a perverted 39 yr old artist/college student who was responsible for Taylor Behl's death. Mr. Frawley has stated he did not kill Taylor, but she died accidentally during sexual intercourse. Ben must be joking! I've had sex hundred's of times in my life, and there really isn't any way you can die or cut off someone's air supply unless you are trying. What a creep that guy is. Virginia lawmakers, judges need to send that man/child away for a long time so he can't hurt any other innocent teens. Why is a man his age=== dating 17 year olds? First of all, what the hell do they have in common? I've seen men who like much younger women and it disgusts me. This young woman had the rest of her life ahead of her until she was mixed up with Mr. Frawley. The sad thing is........a lot of young girls look up to these older men, and trust them. I hope wherever Taylor is...she is at peace. What a disgrace this was. Have a great day everyone!

Girl time w/ Miss Oprah

First of all, let me make it clear I don't care if Oprah is gay or not. The only person affected is Stedman. And where is he, by the way? In a magazine I was reading, there was a pic of Oprah ( slimmed down) and Gayle King, her gal pal. Hmmmmm. I suppose Oprah likes her girl time. But what I'm wondering is.........is Stedman getting any?

The " bored" Mom

Okay. I want to express my opinion on the " bored" British mom. What an outrage! Does she realize how many women want kids and can never have them? Why in the hell did this horrible woman have kids in the first place? I have 3 sons. They are 22, 15, and 7. The only reason her son would go on television to defend her is because he felt sorry for all the negative comments people were making towards her. She deserves them. What kind of mother says she'd rather go shopping than take her child to a birthday party? My advice to her is to perhaps leave the child rearing to her husband. Shame on her. I am exactly her age, and have been a mother much longer. What a spoiled woman she must be! Here's the link for the article. She should win Mommy of the Year! ........Not. AOL News - 'Bored' Mom Sparks Outrage that one statement she made about being a workaholic so she wouldn't have to spend time with them ! When my children were babies--I loved it. Even the crying, keeping you up all night.....that was a special time. Children have their different stages of life.....you have to appreciate them all. My seven year old is a handful, but he's curious and still learning so much. My 22 year old is a young man, but still needs my advice. And the 15 yr old is a typical teenager. nothing makes me prouder than to see my son emerge from his room, run down the hallway, grab a bottle of febreeze and spray it all over his shirt. He says, " I grabbed this dirty shirt, and I dont want to smell" A mother has to laugh, but when i read this article it made me angry. Why is she even bothering to care for them at all? Have a great day!

Mel Gibson: Angry drunk?

Mr. Gibson, who apparently can't handle his liquor, is a bad example for his younger fans. Older fans will just shake their head. Should the jewish ppl forgive him? hmmmmm. Well, I'm not jewish, but I wouldn't watch any more of his movies. He's a sad man, and to think this man has about 9 children and is probably a grandfather. Smart move going into rehab......but don't think everyone will forget. Especially not " sugartits" for the story click on this link.

Shame on you Mel, acting like an immature 18 yr old.
Movie News- gibson-enters-ongoing-program-after - AOL News

Things you'd hate to hear........

when you were in a grocery store.

I went shopping yesterday at my local Giant, and this was broadcasted over the loudspeaker.

To the owner of a Saturn liscence tag # XXX XXX, your car is drifting.

What the hell?

so, how was YOUR day?

btw the saturn wasn't mine, I drive a Dodge, but wouldn't YOU hate to hear that?

Johnny Depp is such a hottie!

I was watching David Letterman last night and who is on the show? None other than the sultry bad boy Johnny Depp. Who would like to tap that? < raising hand.

If you lie your nose will grow

I wish for some ppl, it would. I have recently met a few people that are born liars. They twist the truth so much, I doubt they could ever go back. The truth is we need to watch these people, and get them out of our lives as quickly as possible. It's also sad when the person in question is 51 years old.

like they always say.........if you live long enough....blah blah blah. This man even put words in other ppl's mouths. Well, today i'm calling his bluff. I'm calling a store to find out prices, and see how much of a liar he really was.

If you have a story about a person who just can't seem to tell the truth, do so here. Maybe it will cheer me up.

Weekend at Ernests

Whenever my husband is flipping channels on our big screen television, which is every day, occasionally he comes across something interesting within the 400 channels. Today, it's Ernest Angley. Whenever I see that man, it reminds me of weekend at Bernie's. Ernest has to be every bit of 100 years old. Someone is propping him up, and making him speak. But Ernest is serious about what he's saying. What a bore! And for god's sake-get a realistic looking hair piece.

Oprah? Gay?

Who cares if she's gay or not. It's ridiculous for her to even write a letter. But, I can see where ppl would get the wrong idea. She and Gail do spend a lot of " girlfriend" time together. And, poor Stedman's been on the hook for what?20 years? That's a long engagement. Stedman should trade-up for a younger woman. Oprah just wants to draw attention to herself again. Sheesh!

Rush Limbaugh booty call?

ok. so I may have spelled his name wrong. Sorry I have not blogged in ages. I've been busy w/ baseball. Horrible baseball co-coaches. Selfish son of a bitch's who don't think we should have brought water for the kids. I swear, no matter how long you live--you'll always meet assholes along the way.

Who is Rush Limbaugh screwing that he needs 29 Viagra tablets? That poor misguided woman.

But can I return my gift?

I recently read a letter to Dear Abby or Dear Amy, whichever she is now....about weddings/gifts. I have a friend who I've known for years. Her only son is getting married in December. I found it odd how excited she was that the store her son and his fiancee registered from.....would refund the couple's money on any gifts they didn't want. And! Even though you may receive a coupon in the mail for 20% off, the couple would get the FULL amount back. She squealed in delight, and I was amazed. When I was getting married, I was happy just to get gifts, the thought of returning any of them didn't cross my mind. How shallow have we become that we instantly think of returning something. What is a gift? Myself? I kept that second toaster because it came in handy 5 years later when the 1st one broke. I appreciate every gift I am given. Even that tacky Xmas sweater with the bows and bells on it. I'm going to regift that. Now if i can just find a shmuck to like it.............! Have a wonderful weekend.

Her "Star" power........

Star Jones has left the view. Do we miss her? probably not. So, Star would not reveal how she lost her weight. Is that a big deal? you damn right it is. Do you know how many ppl in this country are desperate to lose weight? Star said she did it the natural way. I don't believe her either Barbara. So, she may have married a flamboyant man. Did you see how big she got? My husband told me earlier today a gay man is the best man to marry because he wont' ask for sex. ! Well, good luck to Star on her next venture.

Power is out!

Yesterday, at approx. 5:30p.m. , during a storm, our power went out. We had gone shopping for a new lawn mower. Upon driving up our street, pulling up into the driveway, we notice Billy Bob and his entire family sitting on their porch with their front door wide open. I said to my husband--Power must be out. It's really odd because we hardly see any of our other neighbors, but these particular neighbors are the most irritating. They are home practically all the time, except for work. The kids have nothing to do, the oldest at home now is 16, and really should have a job. I have told my 15 yr old son he is not allowed to hang out with them ( the kids). He still doesn't understand why. I know what the majority of ppl say--mind your own business. We do. Trust me. If you've ever had neighbors like these, THEY are the nosey ones. I have looked out of my living room window, just to look out at the driveway, and his bratty son, 14, will be sitting on my neighbor's brick wall, and waving.

Unless you had neighbors or have neighbors like this--you have no idea how annoying it is to not have privacy. Now, every now and then you might not see them for a day or two, but these ppl have absolutely no lives. When we were putting up a new fence, Billy Bob had to run over and see what we were doing. I swear this family belongs in a trailer park. They are in my neighborhood because we are a diverse neighborhood. Their home ( rented) is a duplex. It's probably about a hundred years old, and very small. If you read my archives, you'd know that Billy Bob moved in about 20 months ago. With two months, he'd angered about 5 of our neighbors. Not really him, but the children.
I teach my children to have manners. They are not allowed to go and "hang out" in front of other people's homes, bothering them. They are not allowed to trespass on other neighbor's properties. I will try again to ignore them. That house on 5 acres is looking pretty good right now. blog ya later.

Could you ever be a stalker?

The story is true. The young man has no name for this story. Young man meets young woman and falls in love. They date for 2 years. Having their ups and downs, the young man still falls deeply in love. He doesn't have much money, but gives the young woman gift after gift. They break up. They get back together. Then, for the final time, they break up again. The young man is devestated. he calls her. repeatedly. She warns him....stop calling me. He keeps calling. One day, while he is at work, a few police officers come to arrest him. He's been charged with stalking. He is booked and charged. He goes to court, the charges are dropped, and he does community service. The question is: Could YOU ever become a stalker? I'm sure with the right amount of dating--diff guys, several years--I could be a stalker too.

Welcome to Mcdonalds..how can I screw up your order today?

First of all, let me say I should have just fixed breakfast at home. But what the hell is wrong with the staff at McDonalds? I ordered a number 8 ( 2 sausage burritos, 1 hash brown, 1 drink), a Hotcakes only, an extra hashbrown and 3 chocolate chip cookies. They gave me:
1 hot cakes and sausage
2 burritos
3 chocolate chip cookies
no hash browns
my diet coke

I swear years ago when I worked there, we tried to get the order right.

That's a MAN baby........Part II

This is what I was referring to. A Dear Abby letter about a he/she:


WOMAN'S GENDER CHANGE SHOCKS THE MAN SHE DATED

ABBY: I recently met a gorgeous woman I'll call "Giselle." After we had dated for a couple of months and became physically involved, she told me she had had gender reassignment surgery and used to be a man! I was, to say the least, shocked and deeply disturbed. I did not punch out Giselle as I would have liked to -- which brings me to my question. What is the etiquette regarding physically confronting someone like that? Is it the same as hitting a girl? We're roughly the same size. -- DISTRESSED IN VIRGINIA


DISTRESSED: Because Giselle is now a female, it would, indeed, have been the same as hitting a girl, and I'm glad you restrained yourself. I have a feeling that she was probably more hurt that you stopped seeing her than any physical blow you might have inflicted. As to the "etiquette" regarding hitting her, if you hit someone of either gender, it is assault and battery -- or possibly worse -- and it's a crime that can land you in jail. Be glad you controlled your temper.

Check out that hot Dad!

At my sons baseball game, we have a few kids who's parents are divorced. One game a players Dad showed up, and damn, he was hot. Very rarely do I see a hot Dad, but this man was one. He was tall, about 5'11, well, average. I'd say about 180 lbs, he wore jeans and biker boots. I love those tough guys. Gives you something to smile about. Turns out he grew up not too far from me, but he's younger than I am. I never liked younger guys. If I were single now, and he was single--I'd date him. But, when i was under 40, younger men never seemed attractive. until now. Blog ya later, tomorrow baseball starts up again.

MAn or woman.......you choose!

First of all, my it's a man baby post did not post....as far as i noticed. Hubby and I went to dinner and saw what i felt was a man. Look.....first of all.....I think it's unnatural for a man to dress as a woman or vice versa. If you want to do that in private, that's fine. But, I did feel very uncomfortable. I know that's my problem, but........It was painfully obvious, and if this he/she doesn't try and trick people...good for her. But I have heard stories about these transexuals pretending to be women, and dating men who have no idea. and yes, a man can be that clueless. Have a great day Anonymous and next time--have the balls to include your screen name.

That's a MAN, baby!

Sorry I have not posted in a while. I've been busy with baseball. I've barely gone grocery shopping lately. Last night, the hubby and I went to TGI Fridays. Oh.....my........God. Upon entering the restaurant, it was very crowded. I glanced over at a table by the window. A late 50 ish gentleman was sitting with what you might expect to be a woman. The jury is still out. He/she wore lots of make up, and that bone structure looked manly to me. I can't explain why it bothers me, but I just feel uncomfortable. I studied the he/she carefully, and I know that was a man. He had breasts, but my husband said they were sagging. The breast job may have been done 10 years ago, I replied. Once he got up, my husband studied her/him carefully. He said...... "He walks like a man" then i asked the height, because he/she was walking behind my back.
My husband guessed around 5'11.

My first thought was: some night, in a dark club, after 10 shots and a few beers, some poor guy will think this is a woman........get her home and wham! surprise. or maybe she's taken care of that. ! Have a great weekend, it's 3 baseball games for me, and hopefully a little more sun so I don't look like Casper the Friendly ghost.

I'm 42 Woo hoo

I had a birthday on Monday. It was actually a pretty crappy birthday. Don't worry--I'm going to do something fun for ME real soon. My husband coaches a county baseball team, I'm kind of the manager. I love baseball, I really do.....but work is suffering, my house is suffering. But, in the end it will be worth it. The team is 1-7, but who cares? They are doing so much better--Our first 5 games we lost by the 10 run rule 4 out of 5. Now, the last two games have been so much better. We lost 12-9 Tues.10-7 last night. I can look at it as a loss, but the team has gotten so much better. I do feel good about being 42 though, so if you are younger--have no fear.

My goal is to become as physically fit as I can.

The best part of getting older is that you see ppl for who they truly are. So many of us are caught up in trying to impress people that we lie about who we really are.
I say be yourself. Stop trying to hard to please others. If you died tomorrow, how many people do you really think would come to your funeral and be there because they truly cared? Or would they come because they want attention from everyone else there. Them: ( sob, sob) I really liked her. she was such a wonderful person.
(the truth) -- they talked behind your back every chance they got, and this is one more opportunity for them to hob nob and look important.

Have a great day!

Texas to install web cams?

Personally I think it's a good idea. There's nothing better than a bunch of rednecks drinking, and sitting around their computers on a Saturday night, waiting to see an illegal hopping the fence. I'd watch too.

Me to my sister: I've got to let you go--an entire family just jumped the fence, I have to call the tip line.

I could see that. Hey. what about once you try and climb the fence, you get zapped by an electric current.
That could work. I say--find another country to run to. The United States isn't the only country on the map.
Have a great Weekend.

Two humorous clips for you

I have two humorous clips for you. The first boy should have gotten his ass beat for this:

Clownpaint Arcade - Embarass The Teacher


And this poor woman! I hope she didn't have a concussion. Damn!

SeeSaw

I know I missed horrible neighbor day. Send me your horrible neighbor story. I'm too distracted from my husband's baseball team being 0-5. Wish us Luck for the rest of the 14 games.

Have a great day!

Little Johnny is doing wayyyyy too much!

My husband coaches a county baseball team. At this level, players need to make every practice, every game. We have a player, I'll call him Jack. Jack is 14, and has waaaaayyyyyyy too much to do. Jack not only plays county baseball, but county soccer as well. Jack was playing baseball for his high school team, playing county soccer, and making about 4 of our practices......out of about 50. Jack's dad, an assistant coach, doesn't understand that Jack needs to pick whatever sport he's best at. He doesn't excel at baseball, so my guess is that he's a soccer player. Jack's soccer season supposedly ended a few weeks ago, so we were told. Yes, we are 0-4. My heart is breaking. This is a tough league, and our team needs to get together. It's our 5th game, and Jack won't be there because there are soccer try-outs. ! I would kick that boy right off the team. Attention parents! Do not overschedule your kids. I think it's so important for kids to have some free time. His Dad should be ashamed of himself letting this boy get involved in way too much. I hope the team wins tonight--I'll be cheering loudly.

Time to wake up?

I have yet another neighbor who drives me crazy. Just my luck. I was awakened this morning by the sound of a lawn mower. What time?

5:55 a.m. No kidding.

Baseball

well, my sons team lost their game last night. We lost due to the 10 run rule in the 5th inning. ( 1 - 12) ! The boys are just getting their feet wet. The other team had some pretty good pitching. I love watching baseball games. And what happened to spring? It was as warm as an oven out there. I was sweating, and my hair looked terrible. Sad thing is.........no amount of hairspray will keep your hair looking good in warm, humid, weather. Next up, road trip tomorrow with about 7 baseball players. With my husband coaching the team, and me helping--it is a lot of work. I'm behind on my laundry. This morning I was surprised when my husband said, " Do I have any underwear in the dryer?" Have a great day--stay cool.

Skin Cancer--here we come!

How was your Memorial Day weekend? Mine was o.k. I spent the majority of it watching baseball games. We had a tournament in my city. These were high school aged kids. I got a lot of sunburn. I feel like I'm baked. My lips were burned, my legs were burned. Yes--I forgot the lotion. My hair is a shade lighter it seems. It was so uncomfortable to sleep last night with my lobster legs. I do like this color a lot better than pasty white. My husband's baseball team has their first game tonight. I'll let you know how they do. Question is: who am I blogging to? Do YOU like baseball? because i love it!

A Big F. U. to the Dodge owner

I took off work yesterday to go shopping at Tysons Corner with my cousin and sister. I didn't want to park in the underground garage, because of the size of my van, so I picked a small parking lot. The van next to me on my right was on his/her line. I backed in, and I was on my line on my right. Usually, I don't park next to someone who is on the line, but at this time, I was already late for shopping. I came out to my van 5 hours later to find this note: 1. learn to park 2. Dont' hit my van with your door 3. I wrote down your liscense Plate p.s. nice strawberries ( this last comment was to stop me from keying her Dodge mini-van I suppose. ) Nah, Im a good girl, but I care about my van just as much as she does hers. Plus, in many parking lots, I've received dings, this is just a fact of life. What an ignorant hussy to write that note. You have my liscense plate? caution. A/C material below stick that piece of paper in your twat! Everyone have a lovely Memorial day weekend!

Oprah is writing a diet book?

As per Sirius satellite radio/Howard 100, Oprah is writing a diet book. She's getting a reported 12 million dollar advance. Hmmmmm. How often is Oprah thin? Is she going to teach millions how to be thin, then get fat, then get thin again? With her personal chef, personal assistant, trainer, home gym and no kids--How easy is it to lose weight? I want to hear from people who have done it on their OWN. Oprah should be ashamed of herself. If she can stay slim for 5 years straight, i'll buy her book. <>

When you are a little boy.......

I rarely blog about my kids, but this is cute.

My son( who's 7) and I took a long walk yesterday. He said to me, "If I were a girl for a day, I would wish I'd turn back into a boy the next day"!

I think that's cute.

Jennifer's got her running shoes on..........

Jennifer Wilbanks, the Runaway bride, says that she's no longer getting married. A Question. Why didn't you say that in the first place?? Her ex-fiance John Mason seems to have run into some good luck. I just hope he steers clear of his runaway bride. Best gift for Jennifer when she finally gets married? A few therapy sessions and a tracker to place somewhere on her body.


One of these days she may be the runaway wife or runaway Mom. That chick has her running shoes on. My favorite quote from the People magazine article. Jennifer said, " John and I have some things to work out"

I've got news for Jennifer. If you can't "work things out" after a year, maybe you shouldn't try. Try dating for a few years. Seek help.

Have a great day and remember--tomorrow is horrible neighbor day. I've got another story about Billy Bob. His "friend" hauled away our old fence yesterday. It was a fun day of waiting, beer, and Billy Bob taking our trash to his house. Yay!

What's in your steak?

I heard this story from a friend, and I just HAD to share. This is a true story which happened in Tennessee, at a Steakhouse.

A woman ordered a steak. Upon receiving her steak, it wasn't cooked right. So, she sent it back. ( you know where I'm going). The waiter brought it back again, and she ate it this time. Once she got home, she got violently ill. She had saved a portion of that steak, and sent it out to a lab.

Turns out, her steak had 7 different dna's in it. My friend didn't know if it was semen, spit, etc. Turns out, the woman sued the restaurant, they closed it down, and I imagine she got some money out of it.

Bottom line: careful where you eat, try not to send anything back!!!!
Have a great weekend!

What would you rather have?

One of my magazines said women want a man with a sense of humor over looks. My question is.................. Would you want a funny, ugly man or a hot guy who's dumb as a rock? I'd say I'd take the hot guy for a few years, but I don't think I could take the ugly man for long.

Which would you prefer an ugly woman or man with a great sense of humor or a stunning woman, great body, airhead or a hot hunk with no brains????

Today is horrible neighbor day!

Today is Tuesday, horrible neighbor day. Billy Bob is at it again. Always poking his nose into everyone else's business. Last week, when my sons and husband were tearing down our old fence, Billy Bob came over to be nosey. First, he said he wanted some of the old, discolored sections of fence. no problem. Now, the new fence is up, and over the weekend Billy Bob ran over like a kid coming to a candy store.

He says, " I know someone that can haul it away real cheap". My husband said he has a man who hauls trash away. " This guy can do it cheaper" says Billy Bob. then, my husband says, "How do you know?" Long story short, Billy Bob got out his trusty nextel and called a friend of his. They were chatting, and Billy Bob says to my husband ( this was at 1:00 p.m.) so -and- so can haul that away cheap. He has to go to K Mart, then he'll be right over.

2 o'clock came, then 3. Then, we left, we had errands to run. These hillbillies tell you things, and must forget they tell you. Well, now it's 2 days later, and we haven't seen anyone. We're just going to have the usual guy haul the old fence, posts, away.

Last night, on a school night at that, Billy Bob was in rare form. He had been drinking, that was obvious to hear him chatter away......... It was about 11:00 p.m. , I felt like I was in a trailer park. Billy Bob, his teenage kids, and a few buddies were out on the front porch making spectacles of themselves.

They were yelling at cars going by, acting obnoxious as usual. Just when you think they are civilized, out comes the bad behavior again. It was a nice night, and we had the windows open. Screw the city......I'm ready to have a house out on 5 acres of land, and brave the ticks, and possible boredom. I know I'm not the only one with a neighbor like him, but I was taught manners. Go out back if you want to be loud. I feel sorry for his neighbor, I'll call her Miss Ellen. She's an older woman who can't wait until they find another place to rent. Preferably a trailer park. This neighbor has been a nuisance now for over a year.

His latest act to my next door neighbor with her very large yard was to leave a few beer cans on her lawn. This man just sticks out like a sore thumb. I thought about it last night, and if they move, our little block will be peaceful again. Sign> Do YOU have terrible neighbors?

kids are bored, with nothing to do!

In Arkansas, Is anyone surprised? What the hell is there to do.........a group of kids put laxatives in their teacher's tea. Shame. Shame. I say let their punishment be to drink coca cola with lots of laxatives and see how it feels. So, in Arkansas, when they are not busy knocking all the underage teenage girls up, they are thinking up things to do on a rainy afternoon. Our senior prank was chopping down about 4 trees on school grounds ( about 4 boys were involved, I knew nothing about it). The boys parents had to fork up the cost of those trees. What was YOUR senior prank? Iced Tea And No Sympathy - May 10, 2006 The smoking gun rocks.

sounds Yummy!

At last, this ethnic restaurant near me had a dish named after my husband: Jerk Chicken. Ha! I found a nice restaurant for myself and my family to go to on Mother's day. It's a seafood restaurant and also a Landmark, with a lot of history. The Main building was built in the 1800's and it's rumored to have it's own "ghost". Happy Mothers Day to all the Mom's.....and Don't forget your mom this mothers day. Chow!

Star Jones: woman of mystery

There's a rumor going around that Star Jones will be leaving the view. Is it because the obnoxious Rosie O'Donnell is joining the cast in September? Her fued with Joy, which I missed btw. Enquiry minds wanna know. I want to know......... How did she lose all that weight? ( i dont care, but i think i know she had gastric bypass because of that full round face of hers) Is her husband gay? Hmmmmmmmm. We'll let her keep denying it. Hey--maybe he's metrosexual ( cough, cough) She didn't want to be alone--so she married a man. leave the poor woman alone. You know what a scare she had after her breast surgery. Well, I wish Star well. Good luck with her marriage, and most of all....keeping her weight off. Even though you have gastric by-pass ( which may or may not be true), you can still gain weight. Look at Roseanne. I do believe she had either a stomach stapling or gastric by pass. Same with Carnie Wilson. Do YOU watch the view?

Wednesday is.....how Masculine is that?

The world has a shortage of masculine men. Overheard from a baseball coach: ( on soccer field, talking to his 6 yr old just before the boy's game)


" Don't get dirty Elliott" ?! He's going to get dirty anyway Dad. Where are all the masculine men?

Tuesday is Horrible neighbor day!

Pesky neighbors! Almost everyone has them, and I'm no different. My husband is a contractor, so he got the guys together and today we are having our stockade fence replaced. On Sunday night, my husband and sons were out there tearing the old fence down when who should come over and start yapping?

Billy Bob!

He wants to know if he can have our old fence. My husband said sure.....but our old fence is falling apart and is 15 yrs old. Billy Bob said, " now I can have me a stockade fence". What did i do to deserve a neighbor like this? First of all, Billy Bob is now allowed to put up a stockade fence without a permit. We had to get one from the city.

Second, Billy Bob is a renter. I think the homeowner would have to get the permit for him. Billy Bob was so confused. At first he asked if we were replacing our driveway. ! Then he said something really amusing. He wants to come to one of my husband's baseball practices and talk to the kids about the danger of drugs/alcohol. This is a man who still drinks quite a bit. Maybe he's given up drugs, but he has heart problems, and I just saw him staggering around on Saturday night, i think. The parents would flip.

The "kids" are 15, and 16. I think they could tell that Billy Bob has problems the moment he started speaking. Who wants to hear from an alcoholic the dangers of drinking or using drugs? That's like Don Delouise telling you not to eat ho ho's.

Tomorrow is horrible neighbor day

and have I got a story for you. It seems Billy Bob is like Fred Sanford, always thinking one man's trash is another man's treasure. Tune in tomorrow when I tell you all about Billy Bob and how he'll probably be in trouble with our city inspector! Today is a cloudy and dreary day in Annapolis. Who stole the sun? One movie you can miss: The Order with Heath Ledger. If I want to see a priest fall in love with a woman, I'd like for it to be a porno thank you. Heath is great in some movies, but the Order was just a big snoozefest. Zzzzzzzzzz. Now i'm about to watch a movie in a few about 8 women, and that's what it's called: 8 women. A man dies and 8 women are suspect. Who's on their period? Because we get awful cranky. !

Who wears short shorts?

Overheard on the baseball field:

Coach A is slim, 50, and always wears short, tight shorts. Coach B is the headcoach, and I just gave him the name Coach B for this entry. Coach C is a real comedian.
Coach A was umpiring behind the plate. The catcher was missing balls, so Coach B suggested that Coach A keep a baseball in his pocket.

Coach C pipes up and says, " Hell, he can't even get his hands in those pockets his shorts are so tight, he's not going to be able to fit a ball".

You just have to know Coach A, and the fact he's always worn what my son calls " booty shorts"

btw Coach A did fit that ball in his pockets, but i'm sure it was uncomfortable.


A fatass says he's too fat for jail. He's over 500 lbs and wants " home confinement" he could actually get up out of the chair/bed?

read link: Savvy.com Men's Lifestyle Portal - Man Argues He's Too Overweight for Jail

and for Scubes, who left me a comment about the Super size guy........if you want to gain weight, just eat a lot and don't exercise. But, I would not recommend McDonalds, this guy has gained weight and is becoming unhealthy.
I'm going to try to finish the movie today. I have it tivo'd. Most of it is interesting, but there is a lot of boring commentary thrown in.

Have a great day, and come back often.

Getting your rations ready.

There's talk of another attack of 9/11 proportion looming. At First, after 9/11.....I was very concerned. I still am. But not to the point i'm going to let it effect my life. Message to Govt. PAY ATTENTION. There were warning signs before, and there will be again. I say shut down the borders. No one else gets in. How many more countries could they possibly visit besides the U.S.? It makes me sick to think of all the foreigners who came over the the U.S. and learned to fly planes from Americans, or whoever taught them over here. Let me work at customs, most would be turned away. Let me work security at the airports. These people who get searched shouldn't feel violated. It's our right to search you. If you have nothing on you, no weapons, you should not be concerned. I say--watch everyone closely. I read the various reports on what was uncovered and ignored before 9/11 and I was shocked. Our borders, in my opinion, are not as secure as they should be. Perhaps if we had naked women parading around at the airports in the U.S., the middle easterners would turn back around. If you are a family, that's fine. I just object to anyone coming here to do any type of harm. We're too nice of a country. I think we should insert tags under the skin where we can keep track of all the visitors who come to our country. It's just a thought.

Supersize my Ass!

lol. I was watching the movie " Supersize Me" about the director who eats only McDonalds for 30 days. I have not finished watching it, but they talked about the lawyer who is helping two teenagers/ or helped two teenagers sue McDonalds. They say McDonalds made them fat. I say they know how fattening McDonalds is. STOP EATING THERE. If you have a good metabolism, like my son, who is 15, 5'11 1/2 and 145 lbs.......you can eat anything. Once you start to get a roll around your middle.....STOP EATING THERE. Anyone with half a brain knows how fattening McDonalds is. Try eating healthy for about a week, then go to McDonalds. It will make you sick. There are too many frivolous lawsuits and that is definately another.

I have not read that yet!

I have to admit, I'm a hoarder. Clutter, clutter. The toy is too cute to throw away, I have not read that magazine or newspaper yet. That's why I always like going away, and staying in hotels. It's free of clutter. Let's face it, most hotels aren't spotless, but they have nothing but a bed, couch, few dressers and maybe a kitchenette. I look around my home, and see 2 or 3 of everything, lots of u gi o, however you spell that cards from my 7 yr old. They used to be the 15 yr olds. Sometimes you want a dumpster to back up to your house, and throw everything in. Guess what? we tried that! I'm going to take a trash bag down to my rec room and start tossing things. There should only be the couch, end tables, TV, loveseat, etc. Everything else can go.......and get put in another room! It doesn't help that i live with 4 males who pick up nothing. <> Do you want to know what I found under my bed this morning? a crumpled up McDonalds bag from my 15 yr old that had a piece of his breakfast sandwich still in it. Calgon--take me away............

Today is horrible neighbor day!

I know by now some of you are thinking.....Where the hell does this woman live? Im in an Annapolis suburb, with a lot of different kinds of ppl. We have families, young people, old people, crazy people, redneck people--you name it. Today's horrible neighbor story is about my neighbor Alex ( not his real name). Alex had a wife and two children, plus a step daughter. His wife and daughters are now down south. Near Georgia. And I'll tell you why. This is coming from a close friend of Alex's wife. It seems Alex had been having a 7 yr affair with another woman. ooooooooooo. Alex and his wife have been married 15 years. Not only was Alex unfaithful with the other woman, he was also cheating with prostitutes. One night, Alex's wife got a call from District of Columbia (Washington D.C.) police. They told her to come to a certain station, and bring Alex a change of clothes. When she got there, she found out he'd been arrested for being with a prostitute ( someone help me out--she was soliciting--he was buying) anyway, poor Alex lost his clothes. A few months later, his wife and daughters moved out. Now poor Alex is trying to fix up his house, and rent it out. It seems the adulterer did not have permits, and our city inspectors put a stop work order on his door. Poor Alex. not only will he have to eat the cost of his mortgage, but he will probably end up with an STD. You just never know. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story???????

New Waiter..........PLEASE.

I thought of the blog I have on my blogroll " Waiter Rant" except this time, I was the customer, my waiter was a skinny, possibly drug user, and an airhead. We start off with him forgetting the water. Then my husband asked for rum and tonic, he brings Gin and tonic.

He seems nervous, jittery. Things go well until i ask for another diet coke. He says ok that will be another Dr. Pepper. Dr . Pepper? I have not drank a Dr. Pepper since I was 14. I say, "no, diet coke". sure enough, he brings me a Dr. Pepper. I tell him when he comes back, " I wanted a Diet coke". So, again he leaves and comes back with another drink. It's a Dr. Pepper again.

This time I'm laughing. I finally did get my diet coke, and we left him a 20% tip, but I think he needs help. I don't know if he was just extremely ADHD or he was on something.

At first I thought he was cute, but after his forgetfulness, I changed my mind. I know today is horrible neighbor day, I promise a juicy story later, one that includes infidelity, getting caught with your pants down by the police, and A stop work order on the house someone is trying to fix up to rent out.

Whew.

I want a burger with ketchup, mustard and no flesh!

It seems at TGI Friday's one customer got a little more on his burger than he wanted. GROSS. Read this and see if you can go to Friday's anymore. Well, you could rationalize it by saying This happened in Indiana. I live in Maryland. On the page, they ask if you've ever found anything in your food. Years ago, my husband was eating a pudding from " The Hot Shoppe" Cafeteria, when he found a large piece of glass. Scary. Has anything ever been in your food that's strange? AOL News - TGI Friday's Diner Gets Piece of Finger on Burger

Quiz: What European City do YOU belong in?

stolen. from another blog.

Blogthings - What European City Do You Belong In?

I belong in: Dublin.

my take on immigration

I'm reading things such as.......without immigrants, this country would collapse. Someone is thinking too highly of themselves. Back when i was growing up in the 1970's, we did not have as many immigrants/ mexican, el Salvadorians, Columbians as we do now. Pedro came over, liked it, and sent for 50 of his family to come to. I have no problem with someone coming over here and obtaining citizenship. But learn to speak English. English is the primary language. I DO have a problem with immigrants receiving free Education because there are many young people here in the U.S. who want to go to college, and can't afford it. We need to take care of our own first. The immigrants need to understand that we live a certain way here in the U.S. They are visitors, and they have not been here as long. You can't just go to a country, then try to change the laws/way they live. We are overpopulated. And yes, it's expensive to live in some parts of our country. This does not mean you can have 20 people living in a 3 bedroom house. Not only is this a fire-hazard, but how can you live comfortably? In some affluent areas near me, they have these situations, and the family has 25 cars around the property, and causes Chaos for their neighbors. Have some respect for the U.S., and don't tell us that you are the backbone of the Unites States, because before you came in droves--we survived. Do you know how hard it is for us to go to Businesses in our community, and have people working for that business that do not speak english?

That's like any American going to Mexico and refusing to learn spanish, and trying to get a job without learning spanish. Quit whining, if you dont' like it here LEAVE.

She found love on Match.com?

This is yet another one of my stories. It's about a friend of a friend. I'll call her Monica. Monica is an attractive 42 yr old. About 5 yrs ago, Monica tried online dating, with disastrous results. She met a businessman from Colorado. He seemed perfectly normal at first. They chatted on the phone for 6 months, then Monica went to visit him. The first night she too much to drink, and ended embarrassing her businessman. After they got back to his place, he literally beat her up. She went home the next day, called the police, and actually had to go back to Colorado to testify in court. Bottom line is: be careful when you are dating someone online......it may work out....then again, you may get more than you bargained for.

A good spanking is in order?

It seems a California woman is sueing her employer because he humiliated her. A contest among co-workers was started, and the losers had to be "spanked" with rival companies lawn signs. Doesn't the boss know you can pay someone to do that to you? I think her boss was just a kinky guy who doesn't get laid. It's a shame how some men never grow up. Why didn't he get his wife to spank him? AOL News - Spanked Employee Seeks $1.2 Million I think the boss should be investigated. Let's see what kind of pervert he really is!

Looking for love on Match.com?

I spoke to a friend of mine, who I had to change her name to protect her identity in several stories. Anyway, it seems she's posted both her pic and profile on Match.com. She's a pretty blonde, late thirties. She told me that she responded to approximately 20 men's ads ( good looking men). She got 0 responses. Then she posted her pic/profile and got about 10 responses from average looking to unattractive men. I told her......let me read your profile. She was silent. She's a very attractive woman, maybe it's what she said on her profile. how's this? Pretty blond, late 30's looking for charming, good looking man for dinner and possibly dessert. ha! or this? blonde vixen looking to wake up in a strange bed. i'd bet she'd get a response to That! Anyway, most people are in it for the looks, i know, so shallow. But I believe the man/woman has to have a sense of humor. That's what makes the world go round. Even though i'm married, I might check out Match.com to see who's posting. She might even have to email a few frogs to catch her prince.

Would you marry an ugly person for money?

This morning, I saw two men in 7-eleven. They were talking very loudly, and I was pouring coffee, and nearly spilled some on myself listening. One man was 51. He was a portly man with a pot belly. He was very unattractive with a large head, and gray hair. He was telling his old friend, 56, he married a woman 10 years younger. Women! he said. I started quickly calculating that this man's wife was my age. <> He seemed like he had a little money, but would you marry an unattractive person for money? And don't think you could have several affairs, because these unattractive ppl are smart enough to dump you if they feel you don't love them. I know marrying for looks is shallow, but who you wake up next to for the next 10 years of your life or for your entire life, is important. That woman should be kissing his 41 yr old wife's feet. You read about it all the time, a 50 yr old man marries a 26 yr old woman. And you wonder why the marriage doesnt' work out. I can only guess.

Answer to a reply

In response to a reply, yes Opie and Anthony are on XM radio for an uncensored show, and on Regular ( free ) radio censored for a few hours. Why buy the cow when you can get the spoiled milk for free? Opie and Anthony are hideous. And, you can call me an idiot--just read my blog buttmunch.

Can Lenny Kravitz afford a plumber?

You gotta hand it to the Smoking gun. They rock! Poor Lenny Kravitz has plumbing problems. What is he doing with his money? You've got to take care of your apt. Lenny!



Lenny Kravitz Sued Again Over Leaky Toilet - April 19, 2006

The Smoking Gun

Tuesday is.....horrible neighbor day.

This really doesn't effect me, but my neighbor's son got into a bit of trouble. While traveling to work, coming home, etc. I kept seeing my horrible white trash neighbor's son home from school. He'd be wandering around his yard, or up the street and around the corner. The Bus stop for my 7 yr old is right at the corner. My neighbor and I watched in amusement as he slanked up the road, and down to his house one day at 2:45. His bus comes around 4:15. Not that i'm nosy, my neighbor takes care of that for me---but my husband and Billy Bob were talking the other day........and Billy Bob told me his bratty daughter caught her 14 yr old brother with the 14 yr old girl up the street ( a chubby, unattractive girl). They both had pants down. Kids grow up so fast! The girl's father ( another less than attentive single Dad) came down to Billy Bob's and asked, " Has your son been over at my house?" The reason why he was asking? He found used condoms on his porch. So much for class. Now, don't think my entire neighborhood is like this! There are plenty of discreet girls. These two families pretty much are the worst. worst Parenting. I've already told my son to stay away from the girl. There's usually one in every neighborhood, i hate to admit. And NO , in my neighborhood growing up--I wasn't her. We had a girl about 5 doors down named Suzie who was THAT girl. take care everyone--and if you have a horrible neighbor--I want to know. There is a rumor Billy Bob is moving. hell, i'll even pay his first month's rent payment to get his hillbilly ass outta here.

Opie & Anthony

As heard on Howard Stern Howard 100 @ Sirius Satelline or shall i say on Sirius.........poor David Lee Roth was fired ( old news). Hey. he's a musician, not a DJ. KRock has hired Opie & Anthony. I know Opie and Anthony's key listeners are young men between 18-30. I think they suck. I used to listen a few years ago, before their church stunt. First of all, like most male DJ's......these guys couldn't get laid in a whorehouse if they were just plain average non-DJ's. They have exploited almost everyone, and bragged about this chick...that chick. my question is: Before radio, who was sleeping with them? Can Opie and Anthony have a successful censored show? probably not. These are the guys that were creaming their pants listening to couples going from 1 public place to another screwing and seeing who could have sex in the most public places. Shameful. They are Howard rip off artists at best, and will BLOW on regular radio, but I wish the two unattractive men Much luck.