Kids and my favorite chair

I've been reading a lot of other blogs lately. Esp. ones about children. Can we talk? I've been a mom for 22 years, and have so many stories to tell........But, one of the negative aspects about getting older is..memory.

Were you thinking.....lack of sex drive? Let's not go there today.

I have a funny child story. About a year ago I bought a brown wicker chair from Pier One, one of my favorite stores. Anyway, about two months later, my favorite chair had a hole in the back. One of my children did it, no one would admit it, and i friggin miss that chair. Oh, to have a home where everything remains as you put it, furniture stays the same, and there are no popcorn bags and soda cans on the floor.

Lately, my 15 yr old and husband have been tossing a kick ball around the rec room, and my husband said, " We shouldn't be doing this".......yet, still, they continue.

Calgon, take me away.

Pervert Alert!

I know it's not Tuesday, but I have a neighbor story. I had just come home from getting dinner for the family, and I see my neighbor across the street, we'll call him Joe. Joe is 55, single, and very odd. He was outside his house, running around. Billy Bob's charming daughter, Ruby (not her real name), 16, was outside on her porch, when my neighbor yelled, " Dont come over yet, There is a squirrel running around on my roof". I suppose he was trying to catch it? Anyway, it seemed rather odd. Joe hardly has any visitors, and this girl is young enough to be his grand daughter. I'll keep my eyes peeled, but if you are waiting for Billy Bob and his caveman wife to do anything--that could take until the girl is 18. btw age of consent in Md is 16.....but i think this guy should stay away from the teens in the neighborhood. Have a great evening.

joke: cheap prostititue

After spending the night with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. "Thanks", she said. " But I only charge $20". "Twenty bucks for the entire night? the amazed man asked. " You can't make a living on that!" " oh, dont worry" she said. " I do a little blackmail on the side"!


Ha ha. $20 bucks is kinda cheap. you'd have to wonder why so cheap. Too many diseases out there now. Aids, Gonorreah, herpes, etc. etc.

Have a great day!

Charlie Sheen takes a break from screwing......

long enough to question 9/11. Hell, I question 9/11. I question airport security. Let me be the one you have to get by. I'm suspicious of everyone. It's not that Charlie Sheen doesn't have the right.........but he's a womanizer. A sex addict. An adulterer. It's a joke when he has something serious to say..........!

Denise needs to have that dont' ask don't tell......then maybe their marriage would work. Charlie just needs women. period. He thinks with his johnson. Except for this story. check it out............


Actor Charlie Sheen Questions Official 9/11 Story

hey Charlie? maybe all those arabs/muslims need to get laid more, and they wouldn't be so hostile. Charlie's motto? make love, not bombings.

No news to report

Today is Tuesday, horrible neighbor day. Sadly, my trashy neighbor has been behaving himself. I suppose that's good for me. If you have a horrible neighbor story you'd like to share....feel free to comment. I love those horrible neighbor stories. I know Billy Bob isn't the worst neighbor in the world. Just another classic neglectful father-alcoholic saga............ Trust me, i've had worse. I once lived next door to a woman who was mentally ill. She tried to kill her husband. Trust me....one Tuesday--I will tell you about that one. So, have a great day, and maybe in the course of all my reading all those newspapers that are piling up next to my porch, i'll have something to blog about. peace.

between who's legs?

i'm currently watching a foreign film, Between your legs-- 2 minutes into the movie, a counselor ( who has a sex addiction) comes home from a trip, wife isn't home, starts screwing the babysitter, and as she screams in pleasure, his little daughter has a belt or something in her hand, walks in on them and starts screaming......." don't hurt her". After 13 stitches, the guy never goes back home, his daughter won't speak to him, and in his medical practice, his wife has called most of his patients, and 1/2 of them won't see him anymore. Netflix customers only gave it 2 stars , so i'm not expecting much.

by the way, I highly recommend Netflix Netflix
and Sirius satellite radio. SIRIUS Satellite Radio - The Best Programming on Radio.


I'll let you know how between your legs turns out..........

Big Love, Bigger catfights

The HBO show " Big Love" is certainly interesting. Bill Paxton seems to be a little too old, too weathered, to play this part. I get tired just watching him try to keep up with his 3 wives.

In reality, If I had two other wives to share my husband with, someone would end up dead or bloodied. The two younger wives are a mess. One is very immature, the other a shop-a-holic. I would have to say this show advertises very well at least one thing: Wait til you are ready to have kids. Kids are fun. Kids are cute. But, kids are work, let's be honest.

I feel out of the loop that I have not been watching " American Idol".

Oh, and one more thing. Terri Shaivo is dead. let the poor woman rest in peace. Her family needs to get over it. She laid there like a vegetable, and they kept her alive for 10 years. She's gone. I'm sick of seeing that name.
Have a great day all!

White trash with class?

hate to tell ya.....but there is no such thing. There is a mom who has both a web-site and a business out of White trash clothing/etc. She wants people to think that white trash is appealing. I'm from a middle class family, but I have been around white trash all my life. It all started in my little city when a few renters moved in. They were white trash. What is white trash you ask? I'll tell you. White trash may/may not keep their home clean, but you can better believe they have no idea how to act, dress, or raise children. Usually the father or mother is an alcoholic/drug addict. They believe that the entire neighborhood must raise their children aka Billy Bob. A trailer park is usually a good place to find white trash. Are ppl curious? sure. Rednecks also can fall in the same category, but A lot of rednecks have more money than white trash, but still act as appalling. I don't recommend dressing like white trash, unless it's Halloween. Good for this mom, Michelle Lamar that she's making money off this. But let me tell you.......there are a few middle-upper middle class people who enjoy watching the Redneck/white trash in action. My sister was telling me someone she knows actually buys tickets for the Monster Truck ralley's just to see the Rednecks in action. White trash probably couldn't afford the monster truck ralley tickets........they'd win them or steal them. Or paint someone's house for them. Please do not take offense by my comments, it's all in fun. And no it's not a compliment to call someone white trash. ! i'll randomly give out definitions of white trash........lol ok number 1: You are white trash if you leave your 3 year old daughter's birthday party for a beer run. Number 2 If you flash your boobs at a 3 yr old's birthday party you are white trash. It's that simple. Lamar's business is called White Trash Palace and good for her if she makes money at it. I don't agree that if you dont like Martha Stewart and are not a yuppie or affluent, you're white trash. Usually one is born into white trash/ but you can also move yourself out of that class. There are fine lines between the middle class/ yuppies/ affluent/ white trash. You'd have to observe how one behaves before you make your final judgement. Lamar would wish more pple would be white trash than are. They are in a rare breed of their own. oh, and one more thing.......Second chance jeans are $150.00? Very few of the white trash community could afford that. !

Loser of the week

Thomas Hose, 48, of Pennsylvania. 1st of all, at 38 he was living at home w/ his parents. red flag. He either kidnapped or somehow convinced a 14 yr old to come and live with him. Thank god this girl, now 24, Tanya Kach, is alive. How this monster could have kept this teen for so long.......and his parents! Whoever lived in that home with him is just as guilty. He is old enough to be her father--and then some. What could he possibly have told his parents? look what I found Mom and Dad---can I keep her? This nutcase needs to be put away, and have the key thrown away. Thomas can't get a date--so he kidnaps one of the students at the Middle school where he works? shameless. here's the link for the full story. My heart goes out to her parents, who lost 10 years with this girl. AOL News - Missing Teen Resurfaces a Decade Later

Keep off the old man's grass dammit!

An old man in Ohio has shot and killed a 15 yr old boy for walking across his grass. That seems pretty extreme. But what can you expect from a Bush supporter? lol I don't know if he supports Bush, i read that on a message board. Here's the article.AOL News - Man Kills Teen for Walking on Lawn, Police Say

I have to say I do like aol news. I have something to say on the subject, like all other subjects. Im a mom, and I have problems with my neighbors. Speaking of neighbors ... it's horrible neighbor day.

Anyway, No you don't shoot the brat. I have a 15 yr old myself. But kiddies/parents.......lesson number 1. If you have a crotchety old man living in your neighborhood who treats his grass like royalty....beware.

In the article , the poor man refer's to being " harassed" by neighbors. Now, whether this is true or not, bottom line.........respect your neighbors. With some, you just can't win. But I am speaking from years of experience when i say that some ppl expect everyone else to parent their children, and they themselves do a lousy job of parenting. The neighbor children across my street have 1. trespassed many times into various neighbors yards 2. rang neighbors doorbells, and ran 3. gone up into my neighbors yard, picked her flowers ( very rare, expensive ones) and thrown them across her yard 4. actually looked into my neighbors bedroom windows 5. At various late hours screaming and yelling, and that includes their father in his drunkeness 6. thrown objects at my neighbors houses

So, you can imagine how much I dislike problem children. This poor 15 yr old boy didn't know who he was messing with. It may have been an innocent--I'll cut through your yard to get my football........but let me tell you....back in the early 70's.......my ball went in the neighbor across the streets yard, and he kept it.
The boy should have just been warned, and perhaps phoning the police if all else fails.......but you can never predict what a grumpy old man will do. bottom line: stay in your own fucking yard.

Have a great day and Go Wizards!

What a pig!

I hope everyone had a great St. Patrick's day. I have an amusing story. My younger son recently started playing soccer again, and at his practice Friday night, something funny happened.

I can understand missing dinner to come to practice, but one of the coach's helpers is such a fat pig, he was out there on the field coaching with a cheeseburger in his hand. !

That is the definition of glutton.

Here's a quick joke for you. Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounteres in the dental clinic after hours.

One day he said sadly, " Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband is going to get suspicious. " No way sweetie, he's a dumb as a post" said Laura.

" Besides," she said. " We've been fooling around for six months, and he doesn't suspect a thing"

"true," agreed the dentist. "But you are down to one tooth!"


Have a great day!

Idiot of the week

I know.............it's amazing, but a man from California ( hmmmmm ) was driving a city dump truck, and hit his own car, then sued himself for damages. Case was dropped, now his wife is trying to get in on the act.


now I feel soooo smart. I have a lot to do today, and now i'm going to run around and do my errands. My van is almost out of gas...........( why do i do that?) but i did manage to clean the upstairs toilet. yay!

living in a house with 4 males, ranging in age from 7-45, I have to clean those toilets nearly every other day, sometimes every day.

I want to see that movie, Failure to launch, because my oldest son is headed in that direction. He's 21, soon to be 22, and I do his laundry, and make 80% of his meals. My husband and I try to guide him, I tell him to be more responsible, but I feel most young men just dont mature as fast as women do.

We recently got high-speed internet from Comcast, and that boy sits around playing " warcraft" when he's not working. I guess it is a hobby, but i told him he needs to get out more. There's this wonderful place called, " the Outside"

have a great day, and make sure your toilets are clean!

Who's Lotus is that?

I was in Dunkin Donuts this morning, picking up some donuts for my 3 sons, when a young woman of about 20 came in. She ordered a coffee, and asked the cashier " Do you know who's Lotus that is outside?" I hadn't even noticed, but of course, i parked on the opposite side. All I could think was this young woman wanted to marry the man ( if it belonged to a man) who's car that was. so materialistic!

It just proves if you are ugly as sin, but have a Lotus, you can get laid.

The Sopranos re-cap

Well, after 4 years, we finally started the 6th and final season. I really think the writers are just giving up. my advice to the Creator of this wonderful drama is to find new writers--take the show to new heights. First of all, I'd like to see Carmella catch Tony cheating one last time, and this time break it off with him for good. Have her fall for another made guy, and that way Tony and Carm will be forever entwined. Have things get racier for Meadow. And make AJ totally go wild, driving Tony nuts. Last night's episode was o.k. The end of the show where Uncle June shoots Tony was surprising....but was it a dream? I was disappointed in the last season, and I hope they have many twists and turns to come. It's a shame to see a show that popular fail to live up to it's reputation--but we'll see. I think another interesting plot twist is to have Tony have yet another mistress who stalks him, and doesn't like being the " girl on the side" or maybe have a mistress get pregnant. We're watching it to be entertained, I know you have to lay the ground work, but " lets get busy" Do YOU watch the Soprano's?

Madonna passed her energy to Brittany...

at least that 's what she told her daughter. It's a well known fact Madonna is bisexual. She even wrote about her adventures in her "Sex" book. I think she still wants to shock the world.....and unfortunately her daughter has to see also. The biggest downside to being bisexual is that the woman could leave her man for another woman..you just never know. Guy Ritchie should watch out. His wife was horny that night. That's one thing i could say......I will never kiss a woman on the lips. women just dont appeal to me.

Am I blogging to myself?

sometimes I wonder that. Where is the creativity? hmm. maybe to your left. lol

I always wanted to just sit in a quiet restaurant and watch people, and write about them. People can be so interesting!

like today. There was this middle aged black woman who reminded me of Tina Turner because her hair was " wild" This place is actually a cafe/bakery called Panera Bread. Buy their danishes, they are delicious. I notice that most ppl who go in there are high maintenance women/gay men/ " metrosexuals".

They have very healthy food. sandwiches, soup, coffee, bagels. And very good food. This woman was interesting. Wild hair and dangling earrings. And this mousy woman in front of me. <> You also see a lot of catty women chatting it up with their girlfriends. Of course, when I go in, i'm alone, and i'm rushing to get to another errand.

Today is Tuesday. horrible neighbor day. I have not forgotten. The house next to Billy Bob's is still for rent. The last ppl i hear that saw the house, ran into Billy Bob. I wonder if that killed the sale. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story? I'd love to see it.


Have a great day, and " Crash" won for best picture 2005, It's a great movie. check it out.

All he needs is better jokes, bottle of hair dye

So what do YOU think of Jon Stewart hosting the Oscars? I think they can do better. Give that man some hair dye and he'd take 10 years off his looks.

Bush dropped the ball?

Damn, watch the news today, and you'll know Bush's ear's must be burning............

We all knew he dropped the ball. He/his staff/fema/ and the list goes on. My feelings on Bush. well, i didn't vote for him, and I feel W. just doesn't live in the "Real world". He was warned how devestating Katrina would be. You tell all the people who survived the hurricane, and the ppl who were attacked/raped/killed at the superdome because the national guard wasn't called in. No, W wasn't the only one to blame. But, he has to accept responsibility. click on this link. AOL News - Bush, Chertoff Warned Before Katrina Hit, Video Shows


For 2008, we need a president who is more in tuned with reality. With the real world, what's really going on. For god's sake, Mrs. Bush called in " hurricane Karina". They are so out of touch.

Your thoughts?