She's no dumb blonde?

i'm talking about Farrah Fawcett. In Entertainment Weekly, she said that on certain shows...they make her look stupid. Farrah? psssst. you do that all on your own babe. Who's idea was chasing Farrah? I can't figure out if she's a lush/on drugs/or just plain getting old. Farrah needs a makeover, and a vacation, perhaps?

All that show did was make her look more ridiculous. Just like this new Lisa Kudrow show. Now i like " Joey" and i think they're doing a good job...........but stick with what works. Friends was great, so was Seinfeld and Everyone loves Raymond. Have a great day all........what's your favorite show? - Janie

Houseguest from hell

i really found this story quite amusing. I hope you do also. It's from the Washington Post.
The story is about houseguests from hell.........of course. Denise W's ( name changed) guest mentioned on arrival that she'd be of no use around the house because of her " bad ankle".

Denise, who lives in Va., thought her guest must also be nearsighted, given how she'd walk the opposite direction which she was given. She thought it odd when the houseguest's husband- a friend of her husbands--had to grab his wife to keep her from falling down the stairs. But, she does have a bad ankle, Denise thought.

The next morning, while both husbands were out fishing, Denise walked in to find her houseguest squatting on the floor in front of the liquor cabinet, a bottle upended in her mouth. Every other bottle in that liquor cabinet was just one shot shy of empty.

Damn! Is that what i have to do to get out of a little housework? lol well, i don't drink.
Have a nice day. - Janie

Camera's won't be chasing after HER!

I'm talking about Camilla Parker-Bowles. The new Princess? When Diana was alive, camera's were always following her.....but Camilla has broken a few. She/Prince Charles want to stay in hiding--Send Camilla to Glamour shots Quick! And enough about Tom Cruise. How many times has he been " in love" anyway? - Janie

Dont lock those Doors---

hey g/f Oprah needs a watch! wow. It's closing time at the store and Miss Thang wants it to remain open. How selfish. I want to go on record as saying that if you need a gift for someone because you have a dinner date/meeting.....shop early. Dont' wait till the last minute.

Oprah is a selfish, spoiled woman. Shame on her when we've got men/women fighting for this country in the Middle East.

The manager won't let her in? oh.........poor Oprah. wake up ppl. This is not an emergency. Oprah is not being denied access to the hospital while having a coronary.
I'm disgusted. what about YOU? - Janie

Can a fat, bloated TV personality get an oxycontin?

however you spell it. Whether you are liberal or conservative......Rush has a lot of hot air. He abused drugs. He sent his maid scampering around the hood to find more pills. He's a pill popper. I no longer respect his opinion on family values, and If he's anti-drug then Oprah is anti-whining and anti-conceited.

Speaking of Oprah.......she's a big windbag herself. Did Tom Cruise really jump on her couch? hmmmmmmmm. is that a couch from her house?

like shopping from Oprah's closet.....i'm sure something on that set was donated from her home. Rush can kiss my rump........They were discussing him on the radio today. yes Rush is anti-drugs.............. NOW! a year ago he was in deep shit, begging Rosario to get him his " fix". Please Rush........spare us the whining. ok it's like this kids Do as Rush now suggests.....not as he did/ and may do in the not so distant future.
have a great Friday all. leave comments at the door.
and yes..........that's not the wind, that's Rush breathing heavily again.

- Janie

More on Tom The guy in loooooooovvvvvvvve

So ppl are angry because all this publicity Tom Cruise has been getting may affect his film " War of the Worlds". Well, maybe Tom shouldn't be acting like a 15 yr old with puppy love.

Tom ( who stands on 2 books to be as tall as his co-stars) stands on a chair and yells, " Now that Penelope is no longer in my life-- I have a new love interest. She's a pretty 26 yr old virgin and I'm IN LOVE. Tom thinks he's the only person that has ever been in love. No one knows how long this love will last. Poor Katie. She'll be living with him for about 6 months before she realizes she needs Frazier Crane to help Tom w/ his problem.

Tom? we're so happy you are in love. When you are ducking reporters about your newest break up/divorce......we'll try not to laugh.

- Janie

Does this happen to you? 2 choices. diet or buy a bigger size pants.......Do you have to jump off of your bed to fit into your pants? hell, back in the early 80's.....i practically did that.............. blog ya later! - Janie 

time to edit the blogroll

Hey. Not that anyone is reading my blog.....but the blog's i have to your left are pretty cool. I'm dumping 1/2 of them today due to lack of blogging on their part.

rule #1 for blogging. keep that stanky thang updated. check out the blogs to your left. and leave a comment........

hey ladies? guess what? George Clooney is single again? does anyone care? - Janie

Do you want to lose weight?

As someone who does need to lose a few pounds, i feel i can joke about this. do you get tired of the ads for weight loss programs. Ever feel they are deceitful? This new Curves........is just that. Sure you may lose weight , but come on! How about honest advertising

PUT DOWN THAT DAMN TWINKIE. GET OFF YOUR ASS LADIES. JOIN US AT
I DON'T WANNA BE A PIG SPA.

COME AND WORK OFF THOSE 6 donuts. Don't lie. Your 2 yr old son Benjamin did NOT eat all 6 of those Glazed donuts. Shame, girl. Look at those love handles. You've got more fat hanging out of that bathing suit than Melanie Griffin has bee stung lip. Now go check ya self and head on to Jenny Cream , i mean Jenny Craig's. sheeeeeeeet.
all kidding aside.......i need to get my rump to the Gym. who's with me?

Is anybody out there?

leave a comment and let me know someone is reading this damn blog. It's late, i'm tired, and i'm not 20 anymore. blog ya later. - Janie

Help! Stampede!

ok. so now it's time to discuss the Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World ( Part of the Disney family). If you get down to Orlando, you must visit Animal Kingdom. By now you know i'm an animal lover..........and this was no exception. Make sure to take the safari Ride. It's fun for the children, because they play a little game, and tell everyone that there are poaches about........ The animals are beautiful and it's like taking a tour at the zoo, except you are in a large jeep. I thoroughly enjoyed Disney, and I do hope some of you will comment on how your trip was, or ask any other question. Six Feet Under is on tonight on HBO at 9 p.m. If you haven't watched that show yet, please do. Oh! and btw Family Plot ows Six Feet Under for the success of their show. blog ya later. - Janie

Tom Cruise & his big mouth--

First of all, Mr. short stuff ( i hear Tom is only 5'3) shouldn't tell Brooke Shields or anyone else what's proper and improper. When he has a baby, and can get through his post-partum depression without meds..........then he can give advice !

And all this i'm in love. yay! well, Tom i'm 41 too and i suppose if i were engaged to a 26 yr old man i might feel giddy also. Weren't you in love with Nicole Kidman? and Penelope Cruz?
Hmmmmmmmm. I'd be saving my money and making sure that you get a good prenup with Katie Holmes. and Katie? you better protect yourself g/f. look how long Penelope Lasted!

Can i get an amen?
- Janie

ADULTS ONLY That was his/her thongs. Isn't it cute? That guy must be in pain. 

Position wanted : Babysitter

well, it looks like Michael Jackson will be looking for another babysitting gig. Only neglectful Moms with boys under 13 need apply.

And how is Larry King doing these days? when he's not boring us to death with his talk show....he's playing with his two young boys. After a half hour, he comes in his home panting....and his youngest says, " Daddy i peed my pants outside..i sorry. " To which Larry whispers " I did too". They both share a giggle, and it's soon going to be bedtime. Tonight's game will be " help Daddy find his teeth". They're soaking somewhere.....what he doesn't know is that his oldest ( with this family) has taken the teeth and buried them in the backyard. He thinks of them as buried treasure.

Hell, Larry can always get more teeth. It's still warm out, so try to stay cool if you are in Maryland. Blog ya later.


- Janie

NOT GUILTY?

ok. I know. he's been found not guilty. Michael Jackson, that is.

the jury is still out in my book. What do you think? guilty? innocent? ok, so Michael doesn't want to grow up......he had a bad childhood....come on. he's 46 friggin years old and still a toys R Us kid? gimme a break. Leave a comment if you please.

Your naked news for the day.Naked US tourists arrested Ah! Gay Paris! At least those boys were out having fun.

- Janie

You're it!

ok. Mike Tyson says he's sowwy. He was just playing a game of hide and go seek in his dressing room. He meant to come out for round 6.........honest!

Actually, i feel bad for him. The guy can't catch a break. He needs a life coach. To help him with his mental state, physical state, romantic life, everything! How embarrassing to be Mike today!

Well.....i'm still a fan. Hey. that Miss Black America contestant should never have gone back to his hotel room at 3 a.m....that's where everything started going downhill. hmmmmmmm maybe it was when he was married to Robin Givens.

That woman has a big mouth. I mean come on..........you stayed for the money--greedy woman. You don't go on national Television and trash your man. I would have divorced him, and gotten a lot of that money -- while he still had it........and left Mike alone. Robin knew how Mike was from when she was dating him. She can't pretend she thought he'd change after marriage.
g/f who are you trying to fool? That's all for now.......blog ya later!
- Janie

Hold on to your ears...Tyson is fighting again.

Tomorrow night Mike Tyson will step back into the ring. Can he do it again? Can he beat someone in under 2 rounds? He's 39 now ( approx.) i suppose in shape.....and ready to gut his opponent like a " fish". Tune in on pay-per-view. - Janie

Down south, life is so simple....you can even make your own fishin boat! rofl. hey did you hear that Tom Cruise is saying he is sooooo in love with Katie Holmes? Let's not forget he was also in love with Nicole Kidman, and more recently, Penelope Kruz.....that man falls in love a lot. I wish him well. Let's see how they are in about 10 years.......... 

Why did Brad and Jenn split?

watch Brad do some amazing smooze at 7:30 e/t i think on Channel 9. so Brad broke up with jenn. you really think he's going to tell US why? lol note to Jenn. Hon...your biological clock is ticking away........it will be broken with a few years......so it's baby time or bust. Unless you want to be a 46 yr old running around after a toddler. < wiping brow Tune in if ya care, and check out some of the blogs on my web blog to your left. Peace. - Janie

Run! It's a rat........NO it's Mickey Mouse!

I have not blogged about our entire Disney trip, and i want to. I heard on the radio that 6 lucky ppl will be vacationing in Pennsylvania ( i know, it's not LA) and they get to vacation FREE. as long as they blog about it. Well, if anyone at Disney wants to offer me a free trip back, i'd gladly blog for ya. Disney was a wonderful trip. I have to blog about it in stages, because i dont' want to lose your interest. First of all, may i say that staying at the Animal Kingdom Lodge was terrific.........the views are spectacular. You will see ankole Cattle, zebra, giraffe, and various other animals..........It 's like having a zoo in your own backyard. And the hotel itself is decorated in an African motiff and it's huge ( i believe housekeeping said 1300 rooms, maybe more i can't remember) They have a large pool complete w / slide open 24 hours ( slide closes about 7 p.m.) 3 great little restaurants/deli. I blog again real soon, so blog roll me and check back. check out all my logo's i acquired yesterday. Hopefully, i'll get more blog traffic. so would you like to see more on Disney or more on My white trash neighbors? please comment. - Janie

Check this out!

i hope this works. I wanted to get more web traffic to my blog.....so use this link...keep your entire blog address handy, and subscribe to as many as you can. I have some on my template already, but i've been at this now for about an hour.

RSSTop55 - Best Blog Directory And RSS Submission Sites - Robin Good' Sharewood Tidings

This is a gold mine.........I'll let you know in a later post if it works.
- Janie

danger Will robinson...Danger

ok. so i have a repeat entry. pffffffffft. My aol was acting up. forgive me. check out my archives.......i have a few good rants there.

- janie

Look at me! I'm naked.

no, actually i wanted to send a shout out to various blogs, while i'm thinking of it.

You may comment if ya like.
Blogs i've read: and like:

some of them have AC content.........may be unsafe for work.
Here Comes Life pretentious
g's spot
Paper Sack Lifetime
I will gladly provide you with more........down the road.
Now get your ass off the computer , out of that chair and go enjoy the day!
-Janie

Can you read me now?

sometimes i wonder how to get more blog traffic. I've added my blog name to several sites. Where are all you ppl. comment if you like. - Janie

It's getting hot in here.....so take off........

ok. well if it's just you and your husband/wife/lover/partner that's fine. But we have kids underfoot.
I came upon this blog the other day. There is language, but this fellow is amusing. check him out!
What's a Black man to do?

I have been reading just a bit about the Michael Jackson court case-wrap up. Ok so the accuser was on the roller coaster throwing things at the Elephants. someone should explain to Michael that 13 yr old boys do tend to get into mischief. Of course, another 45 yr old man may be a little more grown up.

And now there is a warrant out for Bobby Brown. ok, so we're looking for Osama Bin Laden and Bobby Brown? what's the chance their doing coke together? hmmmmmmmm? ok nevermind. Have a great day, and come back often. i wanna see my web counter go up to 300 by Tuesday.
- Janie

Should she be worried? I hope you are all having a wonderful day. It's warm here in Maryland. 89 degrees. So what do you think about Michael Jackson? Guilty? not guilty? tell ya what....i'm 40 and if i start inviting 12 yr old girls to sleep over.....tell me to get help. that's all i have to say. - Janie 

Carrie and Bo and Anthony

well now........there is a rumor that Carrie-clean-cut girl next door romanced Anthony and Bo. Hmmmmmmmm. dump anthony and get Bo. use him for at least 6 months.........

hell. get a duet out of it and produce a CD......then Carrie can make a ..... Had to break up with you country song. That's the ticket.

- janie