A funny link/horrible neighbor day...........

Okay, so I remembered today is horrible neighbor day. Billy Bob and his brats have been rather quiet lately. They seem to just sit and occasionally watch me driving in and out of my driveway...........

I'm so glad I have a full, happy life. When i think back when i was their children's age........for one--I had a job when i was 16. spending money. money enough to buy designer jeans.and shit. that was important to a 16 yr old.

I do have something interesting. My neighbor across the street, and down a few steps......his 15 yr old daughter is living with him now. I have nothing bad to type about him. He had her thrust upon him because she was a runaway, and didn't want to live with her mom. Yesterday, as I was going to my van to get something, I saw a police car in front of his home, and his daughter getting out of it. I suppose my neighbor, we'll call him Mr. J, I suppose he is having a very hard time with his teenage daughter.

This is a very funny link. Enjoy.

MadBlast

Have a great day!

Cum on who's face?

I heard over the weekend on SIRIUS satellite radio, which you should purchase........ plug, plug

that OPRAH interviewed a woman obsessed with sex. What a twist. Oprah said she couldn't see being promiscuous because of strange " penis's". Well hell Oprah, the penis isn't the first thing I would be concerned about. yes, dammit, i'm shallow. I have to admit I go for looks. I just used to pray to God they didn't have an ugly penis.

Looks, sense of humor, Usually the penis is the last thing. oh! and how they are in bed. But i got pretty lucky. All the men I slept with were pretty good. But I did have some lousy kissers before that. Ladies, have you ever gotten the type of man who slobbers when he kisses? ewwwwwwww.

I'm going to try to get the picture thing working again. Tune in tomorrow when I tell you about my old neighbor who's wife tried to kill him. It's a must read. and true. no lie. hey. Who do I look like? James Frey?

Idiot of the week

Once I get organized.......we'll have the " idiot of the week" ......... !

This week's idiot is a man I saw today at the gas station. He was a black man, probably about 55 years old. I was pumping gas, he pulled up and got out of his car. I heard him say, " what's the pump number" then he repeated it. About 5 seconds later, he came around to my pump, to my horror, with a cigarette dangling out of his mouth. I dont think I've ever seen anyone smoke around the gas pumps!

What an idiot! Have a great weekend. Sorry no terrible neighbor post Tuesday, things have been pretty quiet with Billy Bob.

Do I sing off-key?

Lately, I've been tivo'ing American Idol. I have got to watch them and catch up. Well, I've been home with my sick son for days now. He has strep throat, but it on medication. After Valentine's day, he had a stomach ache. I thought. hmmmm maybe too much candy. So, Feb. 15th we were home together.

Then, the kids had a long 4 day weekend. During the weekend, stomach ache returned, and so did a sore throat. I checked his throat on Monday, and it didn't look good. After dose after dose of children's motrin, things did look good. so, Wednesday we went to the dr. and sure enough....strep. I always take my son to the dr. with a sore throat, although the last two times, it wasn't strep. Dr. recommended motrin every 6 hours.....So, let's count the days.......I've been home w/ him last Friday til today. Almost a week. What a vacation. He's been on meds for almost 2 days now, and it doesn't hurt when he eats...so all is well. I just hope I dont' get it. So are YOU watching American Idol, and when is the Soprano's starting again?

Should I get my eyes checked?

I dunno. ask Dick Cheney. ! Embarrassing. someone needs hunter safety classes.

Is it just me or do we hear too much about Oprah? She 's enough to make you sick. Did you hear? She had Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood on her show. Did i watch? no. Did I tivo it? no.

I should have tivo'd it and played it just before I wanted to fall asleep. Oprah? Trisha and Garth are a couple in love. are they married yet? take the hint Oprah and marry your over-the-hill boytoy Steadman.

I suppose she wants to keep him around, so she doesn't look like a spinster, because hell.......she is getting much, much older now. She should have had a few marriages under her belt by now. psssssst. they do make such a thing as a pre-nup. Steadman leaves the marriage with the clothes on his back, and a nice cabin in Aspen........but that's fucking it. !

have a great weekend all!

A day without power........

Happy Valentine's Day! Here in Maryland, we got 9 1/2 inches of snow in my region. It was beautiful. Until Sunday afternoon at 3:45 p.m. Our power went out. We did have a generator, and about 3 small heaters, but the house got down to a temperature of 45 degrees, and by Monday evening, the hot water ran out. Our home is all electric. So, trying to keep my house warm, kids entertained, as the schools were closed....it was fun. I thought of the prospect of having to do dishes by hand. ugh. I felt like an amish person. My youngest kept begging me to hook our downstairs big screen to the generator.....but we had no cable. Where I live, even with an antenna, you don't get that great of a picture. You either need cable, Direct TV, satellite. The cable did eventually come back on, and so did the power........ at first, on Monday at about 7:40, the power came on and so did all the smoke detectors. I'm running through the house thinking What candle fell over? Two of our bathrooms have no windows, so I had to keep candles inside each one. Everything was o.k., but I was thanking God for electricity. The fact I could keep my blog up, try to be creative, and check my email. What are YOUR plans for Valentine's day?

The mentally ill in the news again.......

This woman was so crazy she not only killed her co-workers, but her neighbor also.AOL News - California Postal Death Toll Now Eight

Don't worry. I'm not going to kill Billy Bob. He's not worth my time. Sometimes I dream I live in a castle and all those white trash men/women/children are all drowned in the moat surrounding my castle. When I was a teen, I never imagine how much having a little class could go a long way.

If you've never been taught manners, dignity, and self-respect, you are unprepared for the world. I try not to look down on Billy Bob, but we are cut from different cloths. God, I sound like such a fucking snob. But that's what makes me ME.

Have a wonderful weekend, and it's supposed to snow here tomorrow night, and you'd think Al-queda was coming or something. !

Weatherman: How much snow will we get tomorrow night? Hurry and buy your bread and toilet paper, you could be snowed in for weeks. There will be a plow coming to pick me up for work on Sunday.

If ever time the weathermen were wrong, a finger got chopped off.......I bet they'd try harder.

Is Clay Aiken Gay?

I know what some of you are thinking... who cares?

But, as we all know....once you become a star and millions of christian right wing conservatives like you..
well, you know how the story goes. There is nothing wrong w/ being gay. When I first saw Clay on Television, I thought he was gay also.

But poor Clay. Just can't keep those men's mouths shut. They have to kiss and tell. The alleged man, " John" was on Howard Stern's show this morning on sirius Howard 100. He said he had a washcloth with Clay's dna on it. i say prove it. let them test it, and then see what Clay's fans think of him.

I heard a story about Clay being mean to a bunch of school children. That's not cool in my book. I hope all Clay's lovers come out of the woodwork.

Strippers Arrested!

Don't you just love the smoking gun? Strippers arrested for selling cocaine. Well, damn, isn't it enough to strip, but they are a full service club that also has drugs. That's Disneyland for junkies. click here for the story. 25 Strippers Nabbed In Raids - February 3, 2006 They worked at Clubs such as Lollipops ( original), Brass Flamingo ( tacky), Bare Assets ( brainless), Foxy Lady ( throw back from the 70's ), Vegas Showgirls ( Were they in Vegas? hmmmmm) , Calendar girls ( for trailer park men ), Club Extasy ( cheesy). Come on strip club owners. think up some original names for your clubs. How about LEGS open til 2 a.m. ( giggle) BEAVERS ( lol ) Grab some tail. i mean it is a raunchy place, give it a raunchy name. There was one woman with the tattoo " Daddy's girl" on her shoulder. It's dysfuction at it bests.....take a peek at these classy women: hey woman number 1 looks like the girl next door. how tragic.The Smoking Gun: Archive boys... take that one home to momma......she'd get thrown out right on her ass................. wow. Poor girls. Well, look at it this way.some women believe life begins at 40. These gals still have a chance.

Blogging about Katie Holmes

i know.......who gives a shit?! but check out this blog. lol so, some ppl actually think Katie is faking her pregnancy? lol I just hate when women who are pregnant wear ridiculous clothing. cover up and be a little classy. This reeks white trash. You could almost imagine Brittany Spears head on her body. Katie? you need a make-over honey! Blog to check out. Katie Holmes: what are you wearing? - Blogging Baby What do YOU think of what she's wearing?

I love you to death?

Melissa H. strangled her best friend. She says self defense. I say bullshit. In self defense you push someone, punch someone, not strangle. This is a true story. It happened near my town.

The women were both drunk, celebrating something that happened in College.They are both married. Who knows their sexual orientation.

They went bar hopping during spring Break from Loyola College, getting drunk, and argueing. Melissa ( of course the one that survived) says her friend was in love with her. Obsessed.

Well, then why didn't you just pull the car over and get out and get a restraining order. Damn. There goes my theory of woman falls in love with man, woman meets other woman, falls in love, and kills woman. Her poor husband. What a mental case.

I hope she gets what's coming to her. That's why I like being so independent. I dont depend on any woman, and i'm not attached to any woman. Obviously, this friendship went beyond the normal " friends".

Funny thing, police are looking for a motive, and repeatedly ask Melissa H. if she's a lesbian.

good question. I think they know the answer. Have a great weekend all!

Is Oprah gaining weight again?

And this woman wants you to believe her diet secrets? Hmmmmmmm.

She and Dr. Phil should practice what they write about.

Are you watching " American Idol"? It seems like Simon, Paula, and sidekick ( God help me I can't remember his name) are having a lot of fun. Good for them!