Who wears short shorts?

Overheard on the baseball field:

Coach A is slim, 50, and always wears short, tight shorts. Coach B is the headcoach, and I just gave him the name Coach B for this entry. Coach C is a real comedian.
Coach A was umpiring behind the plate. The catcher was missing balls, so Coach B suggested that Coach A keep a baseball in his pocket.

Coach C pipes up and says, " Hell, he can't even get his hands in those pockets his shorts are so tight, he's not going to be able to fit a ball".

You just have to know Coach A, and the fact he's always worn what my son calls " booty shorts"

btw Coach A did fit that ball in his pockets, but i'm sure it was uncomfortable.


A fatass says he's too fat for jail. He's over 500 lbs and wants " home confinement" he could actually get up out of the chair/bed?

read link: Savvy.com Men's Lifestyle Portal - Man Argues He's Too Overweight for Jail

and for Scubes, who left me a comment about the Super size guy........if you want to gain weight, just eat a lot and don't exercise. But, I would not recommend McDonalds, this guy has gained weight and is becoming unhealthy.
I'm going to try to finish the movie today. I have it tivo'd. Most of it is interesting, but there is a lot of boring commentary thrown in.

Have a great day, and come back often.