only at the fair........

I was reading on aol about state fairs and bizarre competitions. In Iowa they have a rubber chicken throwing contest. Not to be confused with West Virginia's chicken contest where women chase chickens and cut their heads off. Look out peta! ( joke) In wyoming, they have a pig and mud wrestle. Better they wrestle than have sex with them, I always say............In Richmond, they have a lawn mower riding contest. Hey- My neighbor John would love to have the contest in his backyard. The grass is probably knee high by now, and snakes are slithering around in it. In Illinois, they have butter sculpting, and Oprah and her pals come in and eat the winning entries. ! by the way.....is Oprah still on her across america trek with her gal pal? I heard her complaining about being tired on one of the shows.......I thought.....o.k. you are a billionaire--you don't have to drive too many hours if you don't want to or hell, make Gail drive. It's ridiculous when rich people complain about things they can control. it's a show Oprah--if you wanted to drive 3 hours a day, you could. I'm sure O & G could give us entertainment by only driving a half hour a day. ! blog ya later.