Things you'd hate to hear........

when you were in a grocery store.

I went shopping yesterday at my local Giant, and this was broadcasted over the loudspeaker.

To the owner of a Saturn liscence tag # XXX XXX, your car is drifting.

What the hell?

so, how was YOUR day?

btw the saturn wasn't mine, I drive a Dodge, but wouldn't YOU hate to hear that?

Johnny Depp is such a hottie!

I was watching David Letterman last night and who is on the show? None other than the sultry bad boy Johnny Depp. Who would like to tap that? < raising hand.

If you lie your nose will grow

I wish for some ppl, it would. I have recently met a few people that are born liars. They twist the truth so much, I doubt they could ever go back. The truth is we need to watch these people, and get them out of our lives as quickly as possible. It's also sad when the person in question is 51 years old.

like they always say.........if you live long enough....blah blah blah. This man even put words in other ppl's mouths. Well, today i'm calling his bluff. I'm calling a store to find out prices, and see how much of a liar he really was.

If you have a story about a person who just can't seem to tell the truth, do so here. Maybe it will cheer me up.

Weekend at Ernests

Whenever my husband is flipping channels on our big screen television, which is every day, occasionally he comes across something interesting within the 400 channels. Today, it's Ernest Angley. Whenever I see that man, it reminds me of weekend at Bernie's. Ernest has to be every bit of 100 years old. Someone is propping him up, and making him speak. But Ernest is serious about what he's saying. What a bore! And for god's sake-get a realistic looking hair piece.

Oprah? Gay?

Who cares if she's gay or not. It's ridiculous for her to even write a letter. But, I can see where ppl would get the wrong idea. She and Gail do spend a lot of " girlfriend" time together. And, poor Stedman's been on the hook for what?20 years? That's a long engagement. Stedman should trade-up for a younger woman. Oprah just wants to draw attention to herself again. Sheesh!

Rush Limbaugh booty call?

ok. so I may have spelled his name wrong. Sorry I have not blogged in ages. I've been busy w/ baseball. Horrible baseball co-coaches. Selfish son of a bitch's who don't think we should have brought water for the kids. I swear, no matter how long you live--you'll always meet assholes along the way.

Who is Rush Limbaugh screwing that he needs 29 Viagra tablets? That poor misguided woman.

But can I return my gift?

I recently read a letter to Dear Abby or Dear Amy, whichever she is now....about weddings/gifts. I have a friend who I've known for years. Her only son is getting married in December. I found it odd how excited she was that the store her son and his fiancee registered from.....would refund the couple's money on any gifts they didn't want. And! Even though you may receive a coupon in the mail for 20% off, the couple would get the FULL amount back. She squealed in delight, and I was amazed. When I was getting married, I was happy just to get gifts, the thought of returning any of them didn't cross my mind. How shallow have we become that we instantly think of returning something. What is a gift? Myself? I kept that second toaster because it came in handy 5 years later when the 1st one broke. I appreciate every gift I am given. Even that tacky Xmas sweater with the bows and bells on it. I'm going to regift that. Now if i can just find a shmuck to like it.............! Have a wonderful weekend.

Her "Star" power........

Star Jones has left the view. Do we miss her? probably not. So, Star would not reveal how she lost her weight. Is that a big deal? you damn right it is. Do you know how many ppl in this country are desperate to lose weight? Star said she did it the natural way. I don't believe her either Barbara. So, she may have married a flamboyant man. Did you see how big she got? My husband told me earlier today a gay man is the best man to marry because he wont' ask for sex. ! Well, good luck to Star on her next venture.

Power is out!

Yesterday, at approx. 5:30p.m. , during a storm, our power went out. We had gone shopping for a new lawn mower. Upon driving up our street, pulling up into the driveway, we notice Billy Bob and his entire family sitting on their porch with their front door wide open. I said to my husband--Power must be out. It's really odd because we hardly see any of our other neighbors, but these particular neighbors are the most irritating. They are home practically all the time, except for work. The kids have nothing to do, the oldest at home now is 16, and really should have a job. I have told my 15 yr old son he is not allowed to hang out with them ( the kids). He still doesn't understand why. I know what the majority of ppl say--mind your own business. We do. Trust me. If you've ever had neighbors like these, THEY are the nosey ones. I have looked out of my living room window, just to look out at the driveway, and his bratty son, 14, will be sitting on my neighbor's brick wall, and waving.

Unless you had neighbors or have neighbors like this--you have no idea how annoying it is to not have privacy. Now, every now and then you might not see them for a day or two, but these ppl have absolutely no lives. When we were putting up a new fence, Billy Bob had to run over and see what we were doing. I swear this family belongs in a trailer park. They are in my neighborhood because we are a diverse neighborhood. Their home ( rented) is a duplex. It's probably about a hundred years old, and very small. If you read my archives, you'd know that Billy Bob moved in about 20 months ago. With two months, he'd angered about 5 of our neighbors. Not really him, but the children.
I teach my children to have manners. They are not allowed to go and "hang out" in front of other people's homes, bothering them. They are not allowed to trespass on other neighbor's properties. I will try again to ignore them. That house on 5 acres is looking pretty good right now. blog ya later.