Thursday is Pervert day!

I owe everyone a pervert today. It's not easy. When you want to find them, you can't......and when you don't care...there are a dozen or so pedophiles abusing children. They are all sick and should be put away on an island somewhere. Mark Foley could run the island.

that dirty RAT

I just read an article about rats found in florida. These rats were imported from Africa. It seems collectors are determined to import any kind of normal/unusual animals to keep as pets, but they can be harmful. Why would anyone want to do this? BUY a dog, for christs sake. This must be one sad, lonely individual. I bet he doesn't have a g/f read the article here.Feds Collect Giant Rats in Florida - AOL News I say leave the animals where they belong. in Africa.

Let's get some fresh meat!

An anonymous comment on my blog prompted this blog entry. I feel that George Clooney is too old to be the sexiest man of the year. Too old, too overexposed. Clooney has already been the sexiest man. What about Hugh Jackman? http://zabszalma.freeblog.hu/files/hugh_jackman.jpg

This guy is wayyyyy hotter than Clooney. I think we have a bunch of old women picking out People's sexiest. Let get some fresh meat in there. What about..............Johnny Depp, Jude Law, I believe those two have already been the Sexiest men. Chad Michael Murray is cute, and young.....perhaps he'll be sexiest man 2010! http://hydepark.hevre.co.il/upload04/041116_203934-459_Chad%20Michael%20Murray%20(3).jpg or how about Christian Bale? There are so many other choices than George Clooney. I'm cancelling my People subscription. ( joke) http://men.adjacent.ca/images/christian%20bale/01.jpg

Horrible neighbor blog entry is coming and I still owe you a pervert. My neighbor has been pretty quiet lately. he just sits on his porch watching the world go by. In his honor, today, try to get out of your home after work and do at least 1 fun thing. Remember: life is precious. live it now.

THIS is stranger than fiction

Sylvester Stallone is bringing back Rocky. Who is he kidding? He's still attractive and in good shape for his age, but it's ridiculous to think he could play a boxer. Even George Foreman wouldn't fight at age 60. These older actors need to learn when to hang it up. Clint Eastwood was too old to play the photographer in Bridges of Madison County. When I went to see the movie, when Clint was about to take his shirt off, most of the audience was screaming No No- dont' take it off. When he did, you could hear " Ewwwwwww" from the audience. Sly--you are still hot-but let's get a younger actor to play the aging boxer. who are you going to fight? Mohammed Ali? This is just ridiculous. What do YOU think? Movie News- Yo, Rocky, or Rambo, Gonna Fly Now at 60 - AOL News

horrible Neighbor Tuesday

Not too much to report for horrible neighbor day. My neighbors are still having their guests in their cramped little house. Billy Bob put a storm door with an all glass front. I'm sure it's not for the light, i'm sure it's to see out. I often wonder if any of them ever had a life. When I was the children's age I was out every weekend. I suppose you could look at it two ways........1. you feel sorry for them, because their lives are enriched with hobbies 2. they are always home, usually watching and being nosey. The longer I live, the more I realize that a full life includes work, spending time w/ family, and having a hobby. The day you are spending all your time watching your neighbors come and go...... and I'm almost forced to watch them, always watching me..that's the day you don't want to come. My other neighbor, we'll call him " Jim" has the same problem as I do. A nosey neighbor. His is right next door. Even worse. I've caught his neighbor spying on him. At one point I was on Jim's porch, chatting with one of my son's friends ( his son) and I spotted his neighbor " Buck" watching me. I put my hands on my hips and shook my head. He immediately closed his blinds. What's wrong with people? God did not give you eyes to spy on your neighbors. Get a life. I suppose this Xmas I'll wish for world peace, and for the nosey neighbors to finally have something to do. Do you have your TURKEY yet?

Michael Richards: what were you thinking?

I just watched the video. Michael Richards was over the top. check it out for yourself. CNN.com Video caution: video may be offensive, and contains racial overtones. He should have just shrugged it off, and tried to tell jokes back to the ppl. Damn!

You have to go AGAIN?

Is it me, or are the advertisers getting pretty bold and obnoxious about what they advertise? I was reading a magazine and the headline is: "Powdering your nose" again? It's for ppl with bladder control problems. Nevermind that this is embarrassing for most ppl, but why be so rude? Let's see if we can think of a more subtle way to advertise Detrol LA. How about......... You are out for a night out on the town, and you can't wait.... or....... you are taking your grandchildren to the zoo, and Can't find a restroom quick enough? I mean let's be sensitive. Detrol can go fuck itself. I don't have this problem, yet...but use the excuse my husband always does.........He drank too much coffee. I hope everyone has a wonderful thanksgiving.

Oh! those nosey neighbors

Can you imagine a neighbor who has absolutely no life whatsoever? I have a family of those. Tuesday is horrible neighbor day, but I have a short story to tell. My neighbor across the street and up 2 houses has always been nosey. He and his trailerpark family will sit on their porch for hours on end watching everyone else coming and going. I doubt they have much to do. Last night, my sons were riding their dirt bike and four wheeler.......YES it's frowned upon in our neighborhood. NO they don't do it often. There are about 8 other boys/men in our neighborhood who frequently ride four wheelers and dirt bikes. I had gone back in the house to do laundry and my husband said " Billy Bob just heard the noise, opened his door, peeked out, and slammed the door" Well, I've got news for him--My sons were just paying him back for some of the things his horrible teenage daughter/son have done since their year and a few months in our neighborhood. He took down the FOR RENT sign that his neighbor put up because he said, " I don't want neighbors". Well, guess what--we don't want him. I know neighbors should be easy to deal with, but with this bunch, you get no privacy whatsoever. His daughter is old enough to work, but occasionally hangs out on the street, and has to do it directly in front of my home. She is the one I've caught peeking in my home, or standing in front of my home trying to look in the windows. The children have no manners, the parents are neglectful, their children have nothing constructive to do. Billy Bob once asked how he could get his bratty teenage son into sports--my husband told him to come up with the 135.00 fee for the Boys and Girls club. We never heard him mention it again. They are a terrible family, and if the house wasn't so small, rent so cheap, they would not be in our neighborhood. I know I rant quite a bit about them, but i'm sure they'll be a sore spot until they move. To let you in on one funny story......last year they gave their daughter a sweet 16 party. She doesn't have many friends ( you wonder why?), and invited my son and his friend. Well, I forbid my son to go over there ( Dad is an alchoholic). My sons' friends parents also forbid him to go. A few days later, he told our neighbor up the street--I spent 100$ on a cake and no one came. First of all, at your daughters party, the family should have been the most important. I'm sorry I didn't let my son go to your white trash party (i'm not really). I know it seems as if we are looking down our noses, but my husband and I have worked hard in our life to rid ourselves of ppl like this. This man is a menace, and measures everything by money. who has it, who doesnt' have it. He knows he doesn't have it. We are by no means rich, but he is so nosey and questions anything we buy, and our lifestyle. My husband once put four new tires on his old work van. Billy Bob said, " Must be nice to have money". Doesn't he understand that in all of our lives, we all must put tires on our vehicles? There is more to life than a 12 pack of Budweiser. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor? park your story here. Have a great hump day!

Horrible neighbor day

I really don't have any recent horrible neighbor stories--but I will tell you something my neighbor across the street did. He's the caretaker of an older slightly run down home. They are having problems with the title, so it looks like the middle aged man will be able to live rent-free for a few more years. He's an alright guy I suppose. 50, skinny, never married. We've heard tales from teenage girls that he invites them to his home ( on occasion) He befriends the local kids, of any age. I've always had my suspicions about him. we'll call him " Roy". A neighbor of mine up the street, very credible, educated woman, said she saw Roy a few years ago, one early Saturday morning--dancing naked in his backyard. She had to cover her (then) 9 yr old daughter's eyes. She couldn't believe it, but Roy has been known to be a little strange. How is YOUR week going? Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story? I've got many, my mind is just blank for now. So Poor Brittany finally dropped her good looking hayseed-trailer park husband KFed. Man, I don't think he's marriage material, but if I were 2o years younger, or even 10, I'd like to hit that. with lots of protection, and possibly an aids test on his part though. !

Attention gals--Stay away from those Vans!

Those of us who grew up in the 60's and 70's were told to stay away from men w/ vans. Well ladies--the saying is true! Thursday's pervert of the week is here! Maidenhead Advertiser Online It happened in England, but it happens here also. a pervert attempted to lure two young girls in his van. The girls were only 5 and 8. Now that's a sick man. Let's hope they catch him. This man was in a silver van. Between 30 and 45. hell, that's the description that could fit so many--It just makes me angry to hear of such a pervert. Have a great weekend! Happy Veterans day!

15 funniest people

O.k. from Cracked .com 15 funniest people of 2006. 15. John Hodgman. who the hell is that? 14. William Sanderson. hmmmm. I never got into Deadwood, but didn't he play on the Newhart show as one of the Larry's? pssssst. he's not that funny. 13. Andy Samberg and the lonely island guys I don't watch SNL anymore. and who the hell are they? 12. Rainn Wilson. 1st of all Rain is a girl's name. He played on Six feet Under and was mildly amusing 11. Jimmy Kimmel. not bad. average guy who lucked out and got his own show. 10. Ricky Gervais. I don't watch the office. sorry. 9. Opie and Anthony. NOT FUNNY I used to listen to these guys when they were on one of the channels 106.7? 105.7 They are two ugly guys who rip women apart. Neither one of them could get laid in a whorehouse with a hundred dollar bill strapped to their little penis's 8.Adam McKay and Will Ferrell. take McKay out of the picture, Will Ferrell is a funny guy and was great in Kicking and Screaming. 7. Tina Fey never heard of her. 6. Seth Green and Matt Senreich Seth Green is o.k. but who the hell is Matt Senreich? 5. Jeremy Piven he's o.k. played a great Character in a movie with Emilio Estevez I can't remember the title, but when i See Jeremy Piven on that new show of his, he's supposed to be popular with the ladies, but he's ugly. go figure. Did they run out of hot guys??????? 4. Stephen Colbert. never heard of him 3. Steve Carell great in 40 yr old virgin. 2. Sasha Baron Cohen. I haven't gotten into this Borat thing. he may be funny, who knows. and drumroll 1. Jack Black. He's funny, but I don't know if I'd call him the funniest person of 2006. I would select Will Farell over Jack Black...................oh well. Have a great Thursday, and I'm still going to find a big pervert for ya before the day is over.

Dick's goin huntin!

So, I hear Dick Cheney has been hunting again. Who is the brave soul that will go with him? I think it was in South Dakota.....if he comes to Maryland--they may want to put out a warning. This is funny. enjoy. It's from Madblast called " Cheney's got a gun" MadBlast

You are going to LOVE this!

I wanted to blog about this since last week. My young son's soccer team was having an end-of-season party. I wasn't the coach, but wanted to do something special for the kids. So, I went to my local Giant to get a soccer cake. They don't have any cakes with soccer fields on them. They have baseball, bowling, football, etc. Imagine my surprise when I don't see a soccer field cake. I do not live in a redneck town either. They have NASCAR cakes. They had a Jeff Gordon cake. But NO soccer field. I had to end up getting some cartoon cake, less the cartoon characters, but it was a green cake with two goals. Damn you Jeff Gordon. lol Have a great hump day everyone! And--wtg O'Malley.

Horrible neighbor day--

Today, on election day, I really have nothing horrible to tell you about my neighbor. Things are still much the same. Not that I care, but his wife, who has never given us a bit of trouble, is usually home now. Occasionally you do see him, and his sister and brother in law are still living there. That makes for one cramped household, not to mention 2 more mouths to feed. I really do wish the best for them for the most part. I think everyone should lead full lives. Ppl need to get out once in a while. <> Think of this...how many ppl could live comfortably in your home? In my home, I would say maybe 6 or 7. If we turned our basement into a small apt, maybe 8. But that would be the limit. I wonder if it's just that there were no other relatives for that woman to stay with. Who knows. It always seems like the ppl with the smallest houses cram them so full of ppl it makes life uncomfortable, and a few of them stay out on the front porch at night, even though it's getting colder. They'll sit, and watch their neighbors come and go.....coming back from the store, bringing back take-out, whatever. I'm usually too busy to care, but I try to keep an eye out because you never know when somethings going to catch on-fire, or perhaps my neighbor will get drunk and walk out into traffic. You just never know with that family. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story?

Pig, not pervert-- of the day

Below is a video clip of a muslim cleric referring to women rape victims as " Meat". This man is a pig. It figures the unfuckable would belittle women. There is a commercial at the beginning, but this man is a sexist pig. what a shame. CNN Daily News Clips :Cleric Compares Women to Meat

Looking for love in all the wrong places

This is about a story I just read on AOL. A lonely 56 yr old divorced carpenter met a woman online from Brazil and was set to marry her. After giving her 10,000 to start a skin clinic, and a 20,000 sport utility vehicle, he still kept giving. I feel so sorry for all the lonely people out there, but beware. I would not trust online dating, or trust anyone right away. Especially from another country. If that woman was from a wealthy family--why was she so desperate for money? That should have been a red flag for him when he realized she was not working for the family, or didn't have any money. Some women are like that. Some men are also like that. They see the other person as just dollar signs, and what can you give me. I say to EVERYONE. When you first meet someone, don't let them know you have money--if you do. Take them to plain restaurants, tell them your car was bought by your rich brother, do anything to test their love. When I met my husband back in 1983, he was working for his father for 150.00 a week. Our dates consisted of dinner at Wendy's and driving around for a few hours. I never expected anything more. To those of you looking for love--It's better to have no one, and hang out with yourself, than to find someone who pretends to love you and is going to take everything you have.......including possibly your life. Read on---Dating Scam Ends in Murder - AOL News

Mr. Fix-it

I missed Horrible neighbor day, but we'll make today Tuesday II. My horrible white trash neighbor usually keeps to himself. Again, on Sunday, he saw my husband cleaning out his work truck. He comes waddling over, and takes a look at my sons car. Once again, my son wrecked his car. He wrecked the front end, popped a tire, and did damage to the undercarriage and transmission. Let's go over the fact again that my white trash neighbor " Billy Bob" works for his step-son as a painter for $10 an hour. The man is 50 years old. Why is he still working for his step son, you may ask? Because he spent most of his life as an alchoholic, and even did jail time for a DUI. He's had 3 Dui's in all, but who's counting? He complains about his $1300 a month rent. He's lucky he didn't try and rent other houses in the neighborhood. My husband and I could get about 3500 a month for our house. Now, i'm not trying to say we are better than Billy Bob, but he goes around making such outrageous claims, I just have to laugh--and then BLOG about it. Billy Bob bought a blazer last year. It's probably an 86 or 87. He thought he could " fix it". He's having it towed soon, it has a bad transmission. To get back to the story at hand, Billy Bob takes one look at my sons car and says " I can fix that". If he could fix it, he'd be a mechanic making about 80,000 a year, and able to afford a better house, or a body man making more than $10 an hour. Billy Bob took about 4 hours to paint his small porch, I think a job like fixing a wrecked car would take many months. lol I know we all have neighbors like Billy Bob, except for maybe Donald Trump. Have a great Wednesday!