Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Today is horrible neighbor day!

I know by now some of you are thinking.....Where the hell does this woman live? Im in an Annapolis suburb, with a lot of different kinds of ppl. We have families, young people, old people, crazy people, redneck people--you name it. Today's horrible neighbor story is about my neighbor Alex ( not his real name). Alex had a wife and two children, plus a step daughter. His wife and daughters are now down south. Near Georgia. And I'll tell you why. This is coming from a close friend of Alex's wife. It seems Alex had been having a 7 yr affair with another woman. ooooooooooo. Alex and his wife have been married 15 years. Not only was Alex unfaithful with the other woman, he was also cheating with prostitutes. One night, Alex's wife got a call from District of Columbia (Washington D.C.) police. They told her to come to a certain station, and bring Alex a change of clothes. When she got there, she found out he'd been arrested for being with a prostitute ( someone help me out--she was soliciting--he was buying) anyway, poor Alex lost his clothes. A few months later, his wife and daughters moved out. Now poor Alex is trying to fix up his house, and rent it out. It seems the adulterer did not have permits, and our city inspectors put a stop work order on his door. Poor Alex. not only will he have to eat the cost of his mortgage, but he will probably end up with an STD. You just never know. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story???????

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hm. Best I've got is a neighbor who won't mow his lawn. GF and I call him Farmer Dave because his backyard looks like a wheat field a lot of the time.