Could you ever be a stalker?

The story is true. The young man has no name for this story. Young man meets young woman and falls in love. They date for 2 years. Having their ups and downs, the young man still falls deeply in love. He doesn't have much money, but gives the young woman gift after gift. They break up. They get back together. Then, for the final time, they break up again. The young man is devestated. he calls her. repeatedly. She warns him....stop calling me. He keeps calling. One day, while he is at work, a few police officers come to arrest him. He's been charged with stalking. He is booked and charged. He goes to court, the charges are dropped, and he does community service. The question is: Could YOU ever become a stalker? I'm sure with the right amount of dating--diff guys, several years--I could be a stalker too.

Welcome to Mcdonalds..how can I screw up your order today?

First of all, let me say I should have just fixed breakfast at home. But what the hell is wrong with the staff at McDonalds? I ordered a number 8 ( 2 sausage burritos, 1 hash brown, 1 drink), a Hotcakes only, an extra hashbrown and 3 chocolate chip cookies. They gave me:
1 hot cakes and sausage
2 burritos
3 chocolate chip cookies
no hash browns
my diet coke

I swear years ago when I worked there, we tried to get the order right.

That's a MAN baby........Part II

This is what I was referring to. A Dear Abby letter about a he/she:


WOMAN'S GENDER CHANGE SHOCKS THE MAN SHE DATED

ABBY: I recently met a gorgeous woman I'll call "Giselle." After we had dated for a couple of months and became physically involved, she told me she had had gender reassignment surgery and used to be a man! I was, to say the least, shocked and deeply disturbed. I did not punch out Giselle as I would have liked to -- which brings me to my question. What is the etiquette regarding physically confronting someone like that? Is it the same as hitting a girl? We're roughly the same size. -- DISTRESSED IN VIRGINIA


DISTRESSED: Because Giselle is now a female, it would, indeed, have been the same as hitting a girl, and I'm glad you restrained yourself. I have a feeling that she was probably more hurt that you stopped seeing her than any physical blow you might have inflicted. As to the "etiquette" regarding hitting her, if you hit someone of either gender, it is assault and battery -- or possibly worse -- and it's a crime that can land you in jail. Be glad you controlled your temper.

Check out that hot Dad!

At my sons baseball game, we have a few kids who's parents are divorced. One game a players Dad showed up, and damn, he was hot. Very rarely do I see a hot Dad, but this man was one. He was tall, about 5'11, well, average. I'd say about 180 lbs, he wore jeans and biker boots. I love those tough guys. Gives you something to smile about. Turns out he grew up not too far from me, but he's younger than I am. I never liked younger guys. If I were single now, and he was single--I'd date him. But, when i was under 40, younger men never seemed attractive. until now. Blog ya later, tomorrow baseball starts up again.

MAn or woman.......you choose!

First of all, my it's a man baby post did not post....as far as i noticed. Hubby and I went to dinner and saw what i felt was a man. Look.....first of all.....I think it's unnatural for a man to dress as a woman or vice versa. If you want to do that in private, that's fine. But, I did feel very uncomfortable. I know that's my problem, but........It was painfully obvious, and if this he/she doesn't try and trick people...good for her. But I have heard stories about these transexuals pretending to be women, and dating men who have no idea. and yes, a man can be that clueless. Have a great day Anonymous and next time--have the balls to include your screen name.

That's a MAN, baby!

Sorry I have not posted in a while. I've been busy with baseball. I've barely gone grocery shopping lately. Last night, the hubby and I went to TGI Fridays. Oh.....my........God. Upon entering the restaurant, it was very crowded. I glanced over at a table by the window. A late 50 ish gentleman was sitting with what you might expect to be a woman. The jury is still out. He/she wore lots of make up, and that bone structure looked manly to me. I can't explain why it bothers me, but I just feel uncomfortable. I studied the he/she carefully, and I know that was a man. He had breasts, but my husband said they were sagging. The breast job may have been done 10 years ago, I replied. Once he got up, my husband studied her/him carefully. He said...... "He walks like a man" then i asked the height, because he/she was walking behind my back.
My husband guessed around 5'11.

My first thought was: some night, in a dark club, after 10 shots and a few beers, some poor guy will think this is a woman........get her home and wham! surprise. or maybe she's taken care of that. ! Have a great weekend, it's 3 baseball games for me, and hopefully a little more sun so I don't look like Casper the Friendly ghost.

I'm 42 Woo hoo

I had a birthday on Monday. It was actually a pretty crappy birthday. Don't worry--I'm going to do something fun for ME real soon. My husband coaches a county baseball team, I'm kind of the manager. I love baseball, I really do.....but work is suffering, my house is suffering. But, in the end it will be worth it. The team is 1-7, but who cares? They are doing so much better--Our first 5 games we lost by the 10 run rule 4 out of 5. Now, the last two games have been so much better. We lost 12-9 Tues.10-7 last night. I can look at it as a loss, but the team has gotten so much better. I do feel good about being 42 though, so if you are younger--have no fear.

My goal is to become as physically fit as I can.

The best part of getting older is that you see ppl for who they truly are. So many of us are caught up in trying to impress people that we lie about who we really are.
I say be yourself. Stop trying to hard to please others. If you died tomorrow, how many people do you really think would come to your funeral and be there because they truly cared? Or would they come because they want attention from everyone else there. Them: ( sob, sob) I really liked her. she was such a wonderful person.
(the truth) -- they talked behind your back every chance they got, and this is one more opportunity for them to hob nob and look important.

Have a great day!

Texas to install web cams?

Personally I think it's a good idea. There's nothing better than a bunch of rednecks drinking, and sitting around their computers on a Saturday night, waiting to see an illegal hopping the fence. I'd watch too.

Me to my sister: I've got to let you go--an entire family just jumped the fence, I have to call the tip line.

I could see that. Hey. what about once you try and climb the fence, you get zapped by an electric current.
That could work. I say--find another country to run to. The United States isn't the only country on the map.
Have a great Weekend.

Two humorous clips for you

I have two humorous clips for you. The first boy should have gotten his ass beat for this:

Clownpaint Arcade - Embarass The Teacher


And this poor woman! I hope she didn't have a concussion. Damn!

SeeSaw

I know I missed horrible neighbor day. Send me your horrible neighbor story. I'm too distracted from my husband's baseball team being 0-5. Wish us Luck for the rest of the 14 games.

Have a great day!

Little Johnny is doing wayyyyy too much!

My husband coaches a county baseball team. At this level, players need to make every practice, every game. We have a player, I'll call him Jack. Jack is 14, and has waaaaayyyyyyy too much to do. Jack not only plays county baseball, but county soccer as well. Jack was playing baseball for his high school team, playing county soccer, and making about 4 of our practices......out of about 50. Jack's dad, an assistant coach, doesn't understand that Jack needs to pick whatever sport he's best at. He doesn't excel at baseball, so my guess is that he's a soccer player. Jack's soccer season supposedly ended a few weeks ago, so we were told. Yes, we are 0-4. My heart is breaking. This is a tough league, and our team needs to get together. It's our 5th game, and Jack won't be there because there are soccer try-outs. ! I would kick that boy right off the team. Attention parents! Do not overschedule your kids. I think it's so important for kids to have some free time. His Dad should be ashamed of himself letting this boy get involved in way too much. I hope the team wins tonight--I'll be cheering loudly.

Time to wake up?

I have yet another neighbor who drives me crazy. Just my luck. I was awakened this morning by the sound of a lawn mower. What time?

5:55 a.m. No kidding.