I want to express Sorrow

for the Ppl of New Orleans, who lost their homes, loved ones. This is just devastating. I can't imagine losing my home, or my spouse/children. I pray that they rescue every single person.

Here's a story about the looting.AOL News - New Orleans in a State of Crisis

To the looters: shame on you. And on a lighter note..........Will this effect Mardi Gras?

Again, my deepest Sympathy to all the families affected.

Horrible neighbor Day

ok. Every Tuesday, I'll tell you a horrible neighbor story. Won't you participate? come on.....it's easy......just click on the comment.

If you've read my previous posts, you know I have a white-trash neighbor we'll call Billy Bob ( not his name). I also have another neighbor we'll call Jesse. Jesse is living across the street, and he's the caretaker of the house. He does not own this house.

Billy Bob asked Jesse if he could put a Barbeque pit, and horseshoe pit in his back yard. Jesse said no for several reasons. 1. Not his house 2. doesn't want friends of Billy Bob's or his unruly kids coming over ( he didn't say the part about the kids, those are my words) 3. Doesn't want the hassle and likes his privacy.

Billy Bob has a BBQ pit in his backyard, but his backyard is small, and has no shade.

Seems to me that Billy Bob doesn't care how outrageous his demands are. Lately, I don't think Billy Bob has been working, and when i went to work this morning...........

Billy Bob was cleaning out his broken down pickup truck that hasn't run since December 2004. He told my neighbor he wasn't going to get rid of it. I feel he thinks it's a part of his furniture.

He boasted, " I only paid 300.00 for that truck." we can tell. Anyway, tune in Next week for another episode of " My horrible neighbor" because i'm sure the jackass will do something to get in next week's blog. blog ya later.....I Hope Katrina isn't coming to your state.

Do you find yourself.....................

sitting on your front porch watching everyone go by? Do you need tips on how to turn your life into an exciting party?

Sometimes i feel so much sorrow watching the ppl that do watch the world go by..........even if you don't have a car---- ( which my horrible neighbor did not until a month ago)...you can take a walk. Walk around your neighborhood and smell the flowers........admire the cute little barking dog. Just remember--that's his only way of communicating.

Where is Hurricane Katrina? And has she hit your state yet? click here to find out. Tune in tomorrow when i tell you yet another horrible neighbor story. Tuesday is horrible neighbor day. Wanna share? AOL Weather Maps - Free Live Local Weather Forecasts

I'm in Maryland, so it looks like Katrina will miss me. whew!

Over the top?

Wow. talk about your pretty boys...........this link is AC. D & G is pushing it. But, hey. it doesn't bother me. does it bother YOU?

http://www.tempcity.com/bitchless/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=211

Brother, can you spare a tire?

My husbands tire has a swelling bubble around the rim. Because i didn't want to spend my afternoon at NTB, I called ahead and talked to a nice guy named " Larry". No one is leaving comments........so I'm forced to beg. Just comment and say hello. Blog ya later!

I cut my blog a little

I hope I'm interesting enough to come back to and read.............i might not be. But i just cut the bore out of my blog.

I think the Tuesday neighbor thing is cool. Got any horrible neighbor stories? Please comment.

Has anyone seen Farrah Fawcett lately? Besides being a little kooky, does anyone but me think that she's had some bad plastic surgery? Her nose looks like a hook. Leave your comments at the door.

Tell Me YOUR horrible neighbor story...........

ok. I'll tell you mine. I may have posted about this before, but here goes. Neighbor A lives across the street, and I've known him for about 6 years. Neighbor B is a horrible neighbor who moved in a year ago, with 2 bratty kids, 2 broken down vehicles which he has yet to fix in the past 7 months, and a drinking problem/heart condition. I know, too much info. Anyway, Neighbor B told my husband that his 16 yr old delinquent daughter has been looking into Neighbor A's window at night, and neighbor A has no curtains, no shades, and............no clothes. He checked this out himself, maybe one too many times.

I had a long talk with Neighbor A, and he's getting curtains.......for sure. But this isn't the first time the delinqent has been looking into neighbor's windows. She was looking into my home not too long ago......so i had to put up small curtains on my oval windows in my storm door. I also caught her looking into our basement ( from the sidewalk) but nevertheless the girl has absolutely nothing to do with her time.

Can anyone say.........GET A JOB ALREADY.

If you'd like to share your horrible neighbor story, I'm going to make this a regular feature. Each Tuesday, I'm going to tell you a little tidbit about my horrible neighbor. Won't you share yours?

I saw a few yellow buses this morning.........

Yay. Kids are back in school. I have a first grader and a ninth grader. I am just so happy. And i'm off today. I was planning on cleaning my LR, but hell, this is my first day without kids for months................( a few) the older adult child is getting ready for work, and the house will be empty.........1st time since my 14 yr old went to camp the 1st week of August.

I'm so happy. It was worth getting up at 6 a.m. Well, not much to blog yet......but the day is still young. There will be plenty of ppl cutting me off, and I do have to work a little today. For about an hour. Blog ya later!

My wonderful day

I couldn't get my 14 yr old to go to bed last night, so I was up pretty late. School starts Monday, and we'll have a problem getting him up.

My trashy, nosey neighbor comes over this morning to 1. admire my husbands new tires 2. ask him for a job ( ha!) and 3. tell my husband he's been watching him from his 2nd floor bedroom window. He tells him, " I can see your garage, and your car that you are working on from my bedroom window. The car looks nice. " Are we supposed to be happy he's watching us? God, some ppl need to get a friggin life. Do any of you have nosey neighbors? dish here.

Then some old man is driving 5 mph under the speed limit, and we get to the end of the ramp, there are no cars coming, but he wants to sit there. I honked my horn. He moves. When I pass this gentleman, he's probably about 75, he's giving me the finger over and over.

I say: Once you are too old to keep up..let someone else drive. I try not to be an aggressive driver, but I can put up with just so much.

Does anyone have a life they can lend both my older son's g/f ( 18, no job) or my neighbor ( 48 yr old alcoholic who works with his step sons part time painting)

let me know ...............lol enough of my rants. Leave a comment. Please.

Jude Law, nude?

now that's something i'd like to see. Let me see if i can find the link for you.

School starts Monday. I'm so excited. Now, if only my older son would go to work, and once i get home from work, I can have 1 hour alone. woopeee!!

This proves ppl are savages. check this out! NBC12 Online Mob scene, several hurt in rush for cheap laptops I know the laptops are cheap, but damn. who Organized this thing? lol ok, no Jude Law as of right now. Damn. blog ya later.

Keep it simple, Jerk.

Why do ppl have to make things so complicated? One Contractor we deal with has a new Airhead Office Mgr. What she manages is beyond me. They'll send us a fax saying we got awarded this job or that one. DUH! Then, when it comes down to completing the job, being organized, they fall apart. Wake up ppl, get your shit together. Do YOU work with anyone like that? Ok it's a beautiful day here in Md. Here's a tip. Wait for Skeleton Key to come out on DVD. it was just ok. blog ya later.

How much Gas do you need?

Come on lets see some feedback. Gas prices are going up. Would YOU buy a hybrid car? I like the protection of my Conversion Van, but i'm going to have to pay 80.00 a fill up before long. I would love a small car, but i know if someone hit me i'd at least break a leg.

How much gas do YOU need? I may just break down one day and buy a mid-size car. I dont understand why gas is so crazy high? At a gas station near me, gas for supreme was 2.96 per gallon. Oh well.........I suppose i could try and find the cheapest gas station around, and just fill up there. blog ya later.

Senusual romance?

I just saw that on a blog. Sensual romance. As opposed to what? cruel romance, stinky romance, erotic romance. I love sensual too...but damn. You have to be in the mood. How's this?

She saw him from across the field, riding that beautiful brown Mare. She watched the way his hair blew in the wind. She reached under her skirt, and felt the wetness of her vagina. She began playing with herself, smiling, as the young man rode by and waved.

Will Virginia ever really meet the young man? Or will she be destined to daydream about him until some ugly, drunk, man comes along while she's chatting with her friends at the local bar?


Your thoughts? This is a very cool pic. i wish i could get my picasa to work, but........i'm an idiot when it comes to those things. Praying Mantis Eats Hummingbird (Bird Watcher's Digest)

Another hot day. Yesterday, I swear, it felt like you stepped into a sauna when you went outside.

40 Yr old what?

I have got to see this movie that is being released soon. It's called " 40 yr old virgin". As if the name itself doesn't make you laugh.......that has to be 1 ugly dude. Or he's extremely sexually confused. If you've got the 40 yr old cousin that's still single....you have to ask yourself. Is he gay? Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but damn. a 40 yr old virgin has to be either a priest or a nun. What is he saving himself for?

And by the way......Poor Jennifer Aniston. Looks like she's been traded-in for a younger, sexier model. I'm sad for her. But don't worry Jenn. This relationship probably won't last long.

And Angelina will be 35, and have 7 kids, and she'll have to hire a nanny and get 1/2 of Brad's money once it's all over. Your thoughts?

Modern day Bonnie & Tyrone captured

How did a prison Nurse fall for a hardened criminal? Inquiry minds wanna know. She shot a cop, so he could escape. Is that love? Found in Ohio, among their fast food wrappers and a slew of Hawaiin Punch cans. I would like to know: do they recycle? The Bonnie & Tyrone couple are now caught, and will be doing time in the big house.

Jennifer, what were you thinking? Stealing a car would have been cheaper for the couple. That's an expensive and long cab ride. Well, at least they are CAUGHT.

My sypathies go out to that officers family. I dont' know what would have made that woman shoot a cop, and think she could get away with it. Boggles the mind.

Careful what flies out of your Jeep---

Yesterday, I was driving and I saw a few pieces of something flapping on the road. There was a Jeep that was pulled over about 50 feet ahead, and two other cars ran over these " things" before i did. Once i had run over them, i realized they were the plastic windows for this man's Jeep. I felt bad..but damn. Secure your belongings. Can you imagine if that was on a 4 lane Highway? Well another hot day. Only 87. not hot enough to cook scrambled eggs on the sidewalk. blog ya later.

Whoring around in Bangkok?

I was reading an article in " Marie Claire" magazine about a man who went to Bangkok, and tried to use his Visa to buy a prostitute, and his card was declined. It seemed Visa was suspicious. He was probably jumping around the brothel screaming, " I want sex goddamit" He had to call visa to straighten the whole mess out. I'm sorry, but if you have to go to another country to get laid---That's pathetic. Blog ya later----

Wonder woman........30 years later

ok....so I probably won't be going to see " Sky High" in which Lynda Carter gets to pump her career up ..just a bit.

She doesn't look bad for 54. I had no idea she was Miss World 1972. She was a beautiful woman.

Why is it that the best shows always end and leave us stuck w/ shitty TV?

tonight, on showtime we have Queer as folk season finale. end. Last show.
And we have Six Feet Under on HBO........one of the best shows ever.....ending.

Nate dies. Oh well. There is so much more they could have done. like, can we talk?

Six feet under at 9
Queer as folk at 10


check out the last of the best shows..............................


was it me or did Billy Bob Thornton play a drunk loser just a little too well? Hey....he's not bad looking for his age. Blog ya later!

Let's Get Hitched!

First of all, My deepest sympathy goes out to the families of the 14 marines killed in yesterday's Bombing in Iraq. Those are brave men and women fighting for our country, and I Thank them so much for doing what they do. I know it can't be easy in a strange country, fighting for your life each and every day, but there are those of us who appreciate each and every one of them.

THANK YOU! If you know anyone serving in Iraq, please send them a link to my blog so they can read this. I wish i could do more, but i wanted to make sure they knew that so many ppl are praying for their safe arrival home, and that each and every one of them is sent back to this country for good.

Now, on to my rant. Don't you just hate when someone puts an ad for their wedding, and it's just showcasing their careers, how much college they have, their degrees, etc.
Well, on what particular ad in the Washington Post, names changed to protect the idiots, Kelloon and Brute, ( the each have silly names that are not in the norm)
They had an "afternoon wedding", as opposed to a midnight wedding, where the vampires can attend. Anyway, in Kelloon's wedding announcement, both the bride's parents and groom's parents showcased THEIR careers also. How splendid. Wouldn't it be nice..........
if we printed their REAL lives for them. ahem.


oh my, They were married in June. Perfect month for brides. Their reverend, whome they name....plug plug married them at her parent's home on the beach.

Her mother, Kelloof, was ecstatic that the contractors were able to remove all the mold from her home, before the wedding. They go on to tell about all the Government positions the groom's father has held. woo pee. Turns out he had an intern he slept with. In order to keep her quiet, he sent her to live in Canada.

I'm sure she'll be quite happy there. I just love reading all the announcements........Wouldn't it be great if we checked back in after 10 years?

Maybe the rednecks should put announcements about their shotgun weddings.........that would be interesting. oh well.........blog ya later!

So, who's looking in your windows?

I was taking down my living room curtains this afternoon to wash.....and i thought. Ok. only the sheer curtains are up....let's open them. a lot of light came through.......and i thought....ok who's going to look in my windows? Our pesky trashy neighbors up the street were trying to look in about 7 or 8 months ago. I didnt' say anything. Lately, we've had no trouble out of them. Are the parents sedating them? Has anyone else had neighbor trouble? comment if you like. blog ya later!

Parents in Berlin.....Beware!

It's been rumored that Michael Jackson has been looking into moving to Berlin, Germany. He says he's been treated badly in the U.S. Well, I'm 41 and if i started having sleepovers for 11 yr old girls....i don't think i'd be very popular either. what do YOU think?

Palmero is the new Pinnochio

Raphael Palmero is saying that he did not take steroids either intentionally or unintentionally. How do you unintentionally take steroids? Do little needles fall from his locker room ceiling and jab his arm. Palmero: ouch. That needle got me.

He needs to get a grip on reality. He's paid millions of dollars. Play baseball the real way..not w/ steroids. I agree with the DJ from 105.7 that he is an idol to millions of fans. He needs to step it up, and just play baseball. Steroids are dangerous. Period. Your thoughts?

Jimmy faked being gay?

well, Jimmy Hendrix was probably Bisexual, given the business he was in..........An article claims Jimmy pretended to be gay to get out of going to Nam. Hey, the guy made beautiful music.

For his bio, click on this link: AOL Music: Jimi Hendrix Is anyone watching Big Brother 6? blog ya later...........