Joel Osteen says, " If you visualize it.......you can expect it.

so, does that apply to the 53 yr old man who sits around in his underwear and is now visualizing going to his local bar tonight, and getting laid. Hmmmmmmmm.

So, is Ben Fawley, the 38 yr old possibly bipolar amateur photographer, Taylor Behl's killer? They went to his ex g/f's middle school to interview her about photo's posted on the 38 yr old pedophile ( well, suspected Pedophile's website) no, just kidding. she may have been over 18. Ben has been rumored to say that once he gets out of jail, or breaks out of jail, he's going to be attending all those Elementary school fun fair's going on.

What a character he is. All I can say, is young girls beware--you think that older man is cute, he has money, a car, and can drive you around, but do YOU REALLY know him?

Why would a 37 yr old man want to date a High school senior? Do YOU know?


Have a safe and dry day............blog ya later!

The " divorcees" and Dr. Phil is making me stay fat

First of all Is it so? Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson getting separated? Who knew when some of you watched " the Newylweds, Nick & Jessica" you were watching the best months of their marriage.

Dr. Phil is keeping some people fat? Well, hell, just look at his rotund body. He's a big portly himself. bottom line: don't buy a diet book or plan from a large individual. Have a great weekend...............

It's confirmed.....body found is that of Taylor Behl

If you've read this blog and gone through my posts........you know I've been following the story. My sympathy goes out to Behl's family and friends. I just hope they either find or have found her killer. What a horrible tragedy. Now, maybe police will also focus on Monica Sharp..also a missing teen, and that story hasn't gotten the attention Behl's story did.

Here's the article link.Richmond Police Identify Remains As VCU Student Taylor Behl - The Post Chronicle


Blog ya later. ok , who watches the show " Joey"?

Billy Bob turned our street into a junk yard!

Not exactly. But.........I know this isn't horrible Neighbor Tuesday, but Billy Bob is such a redneck! When Billy Bob moved here a year ago, he came complete with an older, blue pick-up truck. After 3 months, the pick-up truck broke down. Now, I'm not a nosy neighbor, but when we would go out to go to work, the store, sports events, month after month Billy bob would occasionally be outside trying to fix the pick-up truck. Rumor has it, it needed a starter.

Well, in approx, January, Billy bob bought another truck, this time a blazer, probably an 85,86. It was black in color, with various rust. I'm thinking, " Good, his wife will finally have something to drive" ( She works as a housekeeper 5 days a week, more hours than he does). Well, after the truck didn't move, and the poor wife was still getting rides, it was painfully obvious Billy Bob bought a lemon. So now we have the broken down pick-up truck, and the broken down Blazer. Rumor has it the Blazer would not go in reverse. So, month after month, Poor Billy Bob and his family of 4 had no transportation and had to rely on the woman's two sons on is in his 20's and 1 is 30. I felt sorry, but for every case of beer or pack of cigarrettes, that could be money saved to buy parts for either vehicle.

so, now we're up to the current situation. In July, Billy Bob bought yet another car. Well, things are getting strict around here, and Billy Bob was told he had to get tags ( current) and insurance for both the broken down pick-up and the Blazer. My husband gave him a tow truck drivers number, so Billy Bob had the blue truck towed away ( He was angry-- he had the i'm not getting rid of my broken down, rusted pick-up truck), then he moved the Blazer to his Backyard !
So, now the white car is undrivable, it did not pass inspection after the 30 days. the 30 days expired late August, I dont know who's tags are on the car now.

I told myself..........If Billy Bob buys 1 more junk car, i'm calling city Hall. We have 7 vehicles, all tagged and insured, and we pay out the nose for insurance. Only 2 of our vehicles are on the street, and they are moved almost every day. Billy Bob is such a dolt........he's now complaining he doesn't have the money for parts to fix up the white car. So, his poor wife has to go back to getting her rides each day. I say Billy Bob just move in with one of his wealthier step son's and use the rent money to buy his wife a decent car. do YOU have a neighbor like this?

They found a body!

It's both good news/bad news for the Behl family if the body is that of the 17 yr old Taylor Behl. Bad news meaning all hope is lost that she is still alive, good news that it's finally over.

Being a mother, I can only imagine what she must be going through. And it's a nightmare that any parent would dread coming true. You send your daughter off to college. She's a young 17. I don't care how mature they say she was.........Being involved with the 38 yr old man was NOT a good thing, I always suspected him as soon as I heard of his existance.

My theory is this. He wanted to possess her. She's young and beautiful. But, when she wanted to date boys closer to her own age, he got jealous. He's bipolar, probably among a lot of other things, and let's face it........he's unemployed, and acts like someone 1/2 his own age. He's a bomb waiting to go off. When she should have been going to classes, going to parties, having fun with all her new friends, She is missing and may be this body they found in a shallow grave.


And my question to the killer is this. Why kill her? I will never understand why that's necessary. There are lonely ppl in bars everywhere just waiting to be picked up. Travel a little.

Or more importantly let this be another warning to young men and women. Be careful who you associate with. I pray for her family and friends. This can't be easy for other VCU students, especially young girls. Here's the link to the latest news.

Police investigating the disappearance of Taylor Behl called to scene of dead body

On Wednesday, We'll examine MEN

I don't know about you...but i like a real masculine man. Muscles, tough, rugged, just a MAN. But where are those men now? There's so much talk about metrosexuals, we get confused. Each Wednesday, I'll take a scenario and ask How masculine is THIS man? Ok, so man A, we'll call him " Peter" he's been married twice, is on his second fiance. He gets married. At the wedding you can't even get the groom to stand next to the bride. I didn't see any love. When i told them they should go dance, I got a dirty look. Is this a marriage of convenience? tax break? 2 days after the wedding, and no honeymoon, the groom went off for 2 days to go " fourwheeling with his buddies". Is it my imagination, or does the word wedding mean anything anymore. How masculine is THIS MAN? Tune in next Wednesday where I ask about Celebrities. Who's in the closet?

The self absorbed woman

You probably know someone just like her. She's in banking. She wants to do a remodeling project on her newly purchased home. She says that all laypeople such as trashmen, plumbers, contractors, Electricians, and mechanics do not have as important as a job as she does. I think NOT. loan officers are a dime a dozen, and if you a renter in NY, you'll never have to face one. This woman has a super ego, and I don't think I've met anyone so vain. I told her: If you were stranded in the middle of DC, in a gang neighborhood, what would be more important to you.....getting your mortgage rate lowered or that tow truck arriving quickly? I think that as we all grow older, money does matter, but so much matters more. I met a blind woman at the supermarket yesterday. I told this self absorbed woman-- I feel so lucky that i can see...Yes, maybe my mortgage rate could be lowered a percent, but....at that moment, I just thanked God for my sight. Do you know anyone like this woman? run, don't walk, to the nearest Exit. Their aura's are black, quick-someone call an exorcist..this woman takes no prisoners. The last statement she made was......with the quote your contractor gave me, i'm sure he will make money, and he will have made more money on my job, than the other jobs he might have going on.........1st of all........if you are a customer of any contractor or plumber It's not your job to worry about how much money the contractor is making. If i worried about how much money my mechanic was making/raking me over the coals for I'd be crying. When I was a little girl, I never thought selfish, self absorbed people existed. I know ( how naive). Now, I've seen it much too often. These ppl need an awakening to show them.......treat everyone with respect. You never know when you might need their help.

My car smells like MOLD

As if you didn't have enough to worry about............Will used car dealers try to peddle " Hurricane Katrina cars"? read up on this one.AOL Personal Finance: - - Damaged Cars Could End Up Being Resold If your car smells like mold, and is leaking..............lol OK so I missed horrible neighbor day............sorry. From now on.........Wednesdays will be Can that man be gay? day. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but many men hide it. Don't hide it. And for god's sake, dont' get married. Geez. I'll give you an example and you can post a comment. Please.................. 1st horrible neighbor update. Billy Bob lost his liscense 17 years ago because he didn't pay his child support. So, now he has no liscense, and shouldn't be on the road driving. And that's mostly because he's always drinking. Tune in next week to find out why Billy Bob thinks his Aunt is going to give him 90K to buy a house, and he doesn't even have a car to drive right now ! Now for today's Gay question. Man A and Man B are friends. They have lunch together, work together often, as their trades are related. Man B comes to work one day wearing jeans. Man A says, " I've never seen you work in jeans". GAY. My god i didn't even notice Man B ( whom i work with) wearing jeans. Comment often and come back for more Horrible neighbor stories and Is he GAY?

the Beach Blimp

I just got back from Ocean City, Md. just this morning. I have lots to blog about, but i'll start with......Why do fat asses wear bikini's and belly shirts? This includes both men and women. Do they not own a mirror? Am I lying?

And god if you ever wanted to appreciate living in a house ( detached), stay in an older cheaper motel. OH MY GOD. I was kept up til 2 a.m. each evening by incessant ranting on both the boardwalk ( I stayed Ocean Front, nothing but the best, sort of. ) the boardwalk ppl, and my neighbors next door were loud. I have to have absolute quiet. What! Do I have to sleep in a morgue?

My condolences go out to the families of the 21 victims who drowned over the weekend in NY. And that water was soooooooo cold. But, in the boat world, I suppose those larger boats do make such big wakes, it can knock the smaller ones over.....I'm just sorry there were deaths. And a few were Senior citizens, I'll try to follow the story better.

The water at the beach was unseasonably warm though, I hope everyone had a great weekend, the weather was nice at the beach. Blog ya later....and fatties--- COVER UP PLEASE!!

Missing girls..........

There are at least 2 girls missing from Virginia. VCU Freshman Taylor Behl has been missing since Sept. 5. She supposedly left her dorm around 10: 30 Labor day Eve to go skateboarding. A friend of hers, Benjamin Fawley, 38, Photographer and Deviant, is being held on unrelated charges of Child Pornography. I have pegged this guy from day 1. Ok, he has two small children of his own, not living with him ( thank god), he's 38, pursuing 17 yr old girls, has his own web page on MySpace.com, wants to stay young as long as possible, and he's Bipolar. Ladies, girls, these are dangerous combinations. Taylor's car was also found with different plates, and he, by coincidence, collects liscense tags. What has happened to Taylor Behl? I saw her mother on Nancy Grace and she is beside herself. I hope this girl is returned safely.

Another missing girl is Monica Sharp, a 17 yr old Richmond Highschool Senior. She met a man on the internet, supposedly a 57 yr old man ( gross). She's been missing since Sept. 18.

I can imagine this man pretending to be A much younger man. This is a young, naive, girl. If this older man has any sense, and he does have this young girl, he needs to release her.

This goes to show you girls and Ladies and Men that the internet, while full of information, can also be a breeding ground for pervert sitting in their underwear in their mother's basements.

BEWARE!

Horrible neighbors, Love you long time? And have YOU ever been Mellow?

1st of all today is horrible neighbor day. Please submit your horrible neighbor story. Most of us have them We just dont' talk about it. Do YOU have neighbors you wish would move? lol I do. Billy bob has been my neighbor for about a year. He lives in his house with his whining dog, bratty teens, age 16 ( girl,just turned aren't we lucky) and 14 ( boy). He believes in the No-disclipline approach to parenting, and when he's not busy downing beers, or watching his neighbors, well.....to put it bluntly....he does nothing.

He's a painter by trade, part-time. He actually asked for a job from my contractor husband. The answer was NO. 1st of all Billy Bob is too old, he's 48, he's out of shape ( not fat, just not healthy), he's an alcoholic, and he's a know-it-all. Billy Bob has never really made anything out of his life. I do feel sorry for the chap, but I have my own family to think of. Billy Bob is also a ticking " time bomb". He has had 2 heart attacks, and looks 10 years older. His Doctors have told him not to drink or smoke/ but he hasn't listened yet. He rarely goes anywhere, and if he does, he has to announce it, and run over to tell my husband about it later.


He recently went to a crab feast. All you can eat--i'm sure--for a fairly low price. He won a Monster remote control Hummer. He was teasing his bratty son about who would get it. One of Billy bob's claim to faim is giving out unwanted advice to the neighborhood children, including my 14 yr old. He told my sons' friend one day, " Dont be like me when you start driving--I got 3 DWI's, but i was only charged with one.

Oddly enough, my neighbor who has the unfortunate pleasure of living directly next to him, we notice he doesn't drive. It's been 15 years since the DWI incident. We wonder what he did to lose his liscense, or maybe he has an outstanding warrant. He complains about his rent, how expensive things are, but always manages to buy that 12 pack and those cigarrettes. Each Tuesday, I'll give you a glimpse into Billy Bob's life. It's not that I"m nosey. But you can't help but pay attention when Billy Bob and his unruly brats spend most of their time on the porch, in their front yard, or in one of their neighbor's yards trespassing.

Today's tidbit comes from a party they threw this weekend. My son was invited. I told him I did not want him going. Luckily, he obliged. Well, as I put out my recycling on my deck, I was out there long enough to hear ( at a sweet sixteen birthday party none the less) a woman yell, " She's going to show you how a real woman drinks."

I'm living across from trailer trash hell. Tune in next Tuesday to find out what Billy Bob has done next. Where is Olivia Newton John's ex? Patrick McDermott? From what most are speculating after she broke up with him, he owes a hell of a lot of child support, he may have just jumped off the boat, to swim to " Gilligan's Island"

On another note, Woody Allen was helping raise money for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Backstage, it was rumoured that he said, " If there are any female asian evacuees that still need a place to stay, my NY apt. is ready for houseguests/future wives". < shaking head

Leave your horrible neighbor story here.

And Where are YOUR children?

Not a good sign. I dropped off my son at his Elementary school today and he was late. Upon entering the doors, an aide and a custodial worker were coming down the hall. " That's not him", said the aide. They then turned the corner and went down another hallway, rather quickly. " Of course it's not him," i thought. " We just came in the door." I wonder what little boy had run off..........

If you get the chance, go see " Flightplan" with Jodie Foster. She's an amazing actress, And this movie, about a recently widowed woman traveling on an airplane with her daughter, is a really good movie. The woman's daughter disappears, and there is suspicion the little girl never boarded the plane. I tried to figure the plot out twice, only to be wrong both times. This will keep you on the edge of your seat. A must see! Blog ya later, and leave your comments at the door!

By the way, for you " metrosexuals" who dress in fab clothing and get married to cover up your " gayness" it's not working. One of my friends, we'll call him " Jack" Jack's neighbor Mr. X is flaming. I saw him yesterday wearing a cool white T shirt and purple, black, and white camoflauge pants. He looked so sweet. And not a hair was out of place. Mr. X, who the hell are you kidding? Do you know someone like Mr. X? <>

Adult Content! Be warned!

If I do post any content which is adult, I will warn you. I have a normal side/ warped side. And i'm not a lesbian! Occasionally, I will come across some funny shit. If you are a man.....or a lesbian would you sleep with this chick?

I was lmao................comment if you'd like. I'm like a hurricane/Tropical storm Rita.you never know what i'll post or link you to. <>
Weird Pics, This week's Weird Picture

I hope you've eaten.

I swear she was 18!

I just had to add another post today. The missing U Va girl Taylor Behl,'s " friend" Ben Frawley, the 38 yr old photographer is now being investigated, on an unrelated matter, of child porn.

Well, someone else thought a 16 yr old shouldn't be " dating" a 37 yr old man? Ladies, watch your daughters around this guy. He wants to take her picture, then go skateboarding with her. I wonder what it's like to never grow up? someone, please enlighten me.

I'm still praying they find that poor girl, but as of today, she's been missing since Sept 5. 18 days. Please bring Taylor home. blog ya later!

We're stuck in traffic and we run out of GAS?

Oh, those poor ppl fleeing from Texas. In Houston, it's a parking lot, and ppl are running out of gas................ How many travel games can YOU think of to play? I just hope those ppl are more well behaved than some of the New Orleans crowd.

This isn't your ordinary principle. Oh holy hell!


The Principal Lacked Principle - September 21, 2005


Damn, with a principal like that--what happens to the students? Blog ya later---

Coming to a High School near You.........

It's Ben Frawley. It's been reported he had a relationship with a 16 ( at the time) yr old. He was taking pictures of the girl, now 17, and missing, Taylor Behl.

I would like to tell Mr. Frawley, if he did have this relationship, how inappropriate it is.

Since when did High schools become social clubs for older men? I just have to wonder why this guy can't get women his own age?????

And for all you other older men thinking or dating young girls--find someone closer to your age. What could you possibly have in common with these young women? PIGS!

And this is even more horrifying.......


Adult content.....



Man charged with raping 12-year-old girl at Roanoke Co. motel


Blog ya later!

A good joke--deaf couple........

Title: Two DEaf People Get Married
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times"

Weekly Horrible Neighbor Post

Ok. This week I didn't forget. Billy Bob and his horrible children, and another piglet ( this boy isn't fat, just annoying) have been up to no good. Last night, they were camped out across the street, laughing, talking, and of course, watching my every move. Don't have your own life? watch your neighbor have theirs. !

anyway, a friend of ours came and got his 4 wheeler, he's going riding today. Well, the nosy neighbors, were of course, watching. My husband and 2 younger sons and the older son were gone. As they all came home, one by three, the neighbors had to shout and just act ridiculous. One piglet told my older son that someone had stolen our 4 wheeler.

I'm thinking....this is none of their business, and why lie? Just to feel important in their otherwise drab lives. The shit will hit the fan soon enough for these mongrels.

So, once my husband and 2 younger sons come home, again, the neighbors are yelling. Everyone goes in the house. My husband returns to our driveway to get something he left in his truck. " Hey, P ( insert husband's name) can you loan me 100 dollars?" one 18 yr old piglet asks, very loudly. Hubby just turned and shook his head. Rule number 1. don't discuss money with Billy Bob around 2. he's poor 3. He already asked hubby for a job ( hubby said no of course) and when my husband bought new tires for his truck, Billy Bob ran over that evening to say

" Boy, you just have all the money". ?!

What can I do about my annoying neighbors? Out of 10 houses in the nearby vicinity, We only have 2 that are problem neighbors. I'll keep entertaining you on Tuesday, and any suggestions would be appreciated.

Oh, and Killing them is NOT an option. lol.........

blog ya later!

Where is Taylor Behl?

I hope and pray they find the 17 yr old Taylor Behl, but now i'm starting to have doubts. It seems as if Miss Behl, when she was possibly 16, had a relationship with an amateur Photographer, who was 37 at the time. ( tsk tsk Behl family) that's consider Child Molestation. Was anyone worrying about her then? This poor girl had already exposed herself to the mature world upon having a relationship with this older man. My god! My son and I are that age span apart. Now it seems Taylor like to run with either a wild crowd, or older men, which will no doubt lead to trouble. I truly hope they find this poor girl, but it looks grim. I'll never understand why a teen would be attracted to some old " goat". It's shameful. To that photographer--find someone closer to your own age Pervert. They found her car, now let's pray they find her.

It's a sign..........

Motley Crue's singer was leaning over to sing to fans, and he slipped and fell off the stage. I feel sorry for him.....i really do. Maybe he's top heavy and hell, we are all getting older.

Poor Vince. We wish him a speedy recovery, and take note. Gene Simmons of Kiss doesn't move around that much anymore either........

AOL News - Motley Crue's Lead Singer Falls Off Stage, Injures Leg

In other news, Tori Spelling and her husband split up after only a year. Shocking! I suppose she figures with her fake breasts.....she CAN do better.

Ok. so Lost won for Best drama series. I've never watched it. James Spader won an emmy for Boston Legal.....good for him. And, he's been in a lot of good films and was such a hottie as a younger guy. I totally agree with the Emmy for Best comedy series Everyone loves Raymond. I've been ordering the ELR DVD's and it's a bit much when you watch 4 or 5 shows one after the other...but it's a great show.

congrats to Brad Garett for winning the emmy for best supporting actor in a Comedy series. He's great as Ray's brother, Robert. That shows was great, but they followed " Friends" in getting out before the show went stale. Now, what the hell am i supposed to watch?


Tune in tomorrow for horrible neighbor day when we find out all About what Billy Bob has been up to..................

Now the Bride and Groom will cut the cupcake

I went to an unusual wedding Yesterday. The bride wore beige, even though this was her first marriage ( mistake #1). Nothing is more beautiful than a bride in white. Who cares that she's not pure...............This was an outdoor wedding, at a park, with a playground. Knowing the bride, you would not expect this, but expect it. The ceremony was short, and could barely be heard by anyone, and there were no chairs, we just stood in the grass, dirt, and watched out for potholes. ( mistake number 2). There were a few appetizers under the pavillion, some chilled wine. There was beer in a huge cooler, and water in another. In a large cooler, one you'd use for baseball players....there was ice tea in one, lemonade in the other. Then, the main course arrived. ( mistake number 3) hot dogs, and hamburgers that were too well done. There was potato salad and collard greens ( yummy). They had disposable camera's on each table, and I tried to get a picture of the bride and groom together........ ( mistake number 4)....This couple had known each other for 10 years, been engaged for 8, but dammit...why wouldn't they get together and pose for pictures? She is 36, he is 42. This is his 3rd marriage, her first. Yes, the thrill is gone.but ppl this is YOUR WEDDING. My husband came up with an idea, he dedicated the song, " When a man loves a woman" to the bride and groom. The announcer announced the dedication, but still, those two kept their distance. In my opinion, this is not a marriage of love. I wasted a soccer game for my 6 yr old, a card that costed 2.99, and 150 dollars cash on this loveless couple. ( mistake number 5, and may I add, the most tragic) when the bride and groom were expected to cut their cake, It turned out to be CUPCAKES. with orange icing and a brown flower. ! My husband muttered, " Oh, Halloween cupcakes"! lol..........
Oh well....i'm sure there's a romantic wedding out there somewhere! blog ya later!

It's Friday!

Yipee. Seriously. For Mom's everywhere Friday always means more work for the next two days. I love my kids, but young adults/twentysomethings beware. Live your life, have fun, settle down, then have kids. I was a young Mom at 19. I'm tired. lol.........Hey! i found a cool website. Do YOU want to know how to win at Carnival games? doesn't everybody? It's funny............ retroCRUSH: the world's finest website At the carnivals, i'm always bitching about how they are slick and try to get your money, and my husband is smiling, and plopping down one twenty dollar bill after another. Hope you enjoy the website. Please leave a comment at the door, and come back on Tuesday for Horrible Neighbor Tuesday. See what Billy Bob is up to now! We have a juicy tidbit for you.. that idiot doesn't disappoint. I want more blog traffic, but dammit I don't have a spare hour today to keep listing this Blog. check out my Blog list...esp. Waiter Rant. He's fabulous. Blog ya later!

Well Meaning relatives?

This is the first kind of post I've done like this.........But, don't you just hate family members that do you a favor ( something you didn't want) then throw it up in your face........ well, I did this for you, and that for you...........blah blah. How do you deal with manipulative ppl? I try to be nice.but damn wasn't Robinson Carusoe smart? Isn't he the one who was lost on an island? hell, I'd like to be on one. blog ya later. Are YOU in Hurricane Ophelia's path? AOL Weather Maps - Free Live Local Weather Forecasts

A family you won't forget

i just watched Capturing the Friedman's last night. I highly recommend it. It made me glad that i picked the husband that i did, and that my children wont have to go through that. It tells of a family in crisis. The father has a big secret, which i won't ruin. He and his wife raise 3 boys, the poor mother basically feels like an outcast, and the home movies give the biggest clues as to why. They are a typical upper middle class jewish family. Father was a teacher, teaches piano and computer classes in his basement. What happens is that the Senior Friedman, and his youngest son, who is 18 at the time he's charged, were charged with child molestation, child endangerment, the Sr. was charged with being a pedophile. This is a nightmare for all three boys, the mother, and the Sr. Friedman. This movie will show you how powerful a childhood is......and even though the brother talks and discusses his reaction to the charges, it's obvious he was affected by his brother, and it changed his life also. I cried, I laughed. Please only rent this movie if you feel you can handle it. It goes into deep topics, and they are a few things the audience has to figure out........but it's painfully obvious. For what seemed like hours, I couldn't get this film off my mind. I feel so sorry for the youngest Friedman, and his two brothers. They cannot change what happened, but they can move on...and try to be the best they can be.

This was truly a fascinating Documentary, but it is disturbing. No one under 18 should watch this. please. Today , i'm going to see the film The Exorcism of Emily Rose. I'm taking some " Mommy time" today.


Blog ya later. come back real soon.

It's horrible Neighbor day!

i do wish you all would participate. Let's see your horrible neighbor stories. As promised, I've got one for you. Yesterday, there was an accident down the street from my home. Billy Bob, off work early from his part-time job, was home, and in his back yard, according to my husband. I didn't hear the crash, but we all went to investigate. It seems a drunken driver ( possibly) ran into 3 separate cars. His blazer had flipped over, and landed in the grass next to the road, and right into a poor man's privacy fence.

They had taken the possible drunk away, and you could see beer bottles laying next to the Blazer. My husband said they were sweating, and possibly still cold.

Billy Bob said, " After all the hububb, and everyone goes away, i'm coming back to get those beer bottles."

He's trying to save some money. I swear I think you all wish you had a neighbor like Billy Bob!


Breaking news: It seems Olivia Newton-John had broken up with her missing boyfriend, just before he disappeared. Poor Patrick.....money troubles, girlfriend breaks up with him........he was doomed.

Leave your horrible neighbor story under comments and have a great day!

So Glad I didn't vote for Bush

it is amazing how out of touch President Bush is. Read this timeline and feel the sorrow and devestation those poor ppl must still be feeling. And Barbara Bush, his mother, said, " Most of these people in New Orleans are poor anyway, so this is actually better for them" of the Superdome. Is she out of her mind? I'm so glad I didn't vote for Bush. Gore really tried himself to help...and i applaud him. Shame on you President Bush!

Think Progress » KATRINA TIMELINE

Blog ya later. And my prayers go out to all the Victims of Hurricane Katrina. May God Bless you all.

Tom Sizemore is lucky to have banged Heidi

that man has no career. He's lucky to have banged Heidi , so he can make that his claim to fame. He called into the " Howard Stern" show. From what i hear, he's a drug-addicted alcholic trying desperately to come clean. Not to mention, a woman-beater. That's pretty low for any man to hit a woman. Tom's lucky women will even come home w/ him. I can see it now.....tom's new reality show. win a dream date w/ the classless Tom Sizemore. See him sober, because this won't last long.

I lost a blog entry

Hey Hey. I missed Horrible neighbor day and Billy Bob has been up to something. He had his broken down pick up truck towed away yesterday. The truck had not run since December 2004, and had no tags. He didn't want to part with the truck, even though he spent about 2 months trying to fix it. The city had sent him a notice saying they were going to tow the broken down- unregistered vehicle from in front of his home.

Yesterday the city also came by and plunked down a bright orange sticker on his other truck an approx 1988 black Chevy Blazer, which hasn't run since he bought it in January of this year. It is most likely not registered, has no current tags and no insurance.

When he came home from " work", he prompty peeled the sticker off, and cursed and sweared. When will Billy Bob learn? Only buy vehicles that run. Have a wonderful evening. Do YOU
have a horrible neighbor story?

One Blog fan told of a story where a deer hunter had shot a deer, and it went on a friends lawn, and he was argueing with the lady of the house that he wanted to " finish it off" and take it home. She called animal control, and they took it. No one won. I don't like hunters myself. Deer are beautiful animals. Please leave your horrible neighbor story. Blog ya later!

What really happened to Emily Rose?

the girl's name was Anneliese Michel. I just did some reading on her actual case. Was she epileptic? crazy? or both? From what I read, most of it could be considered a medical problem. She belonged in an institution from what I could read. Licking her own urine? This post is adult material, and so is the link. I will go see the movie, because I am curious. I believe in the paranormal, but whether she was posessed or not is up for debate. What do YOU think?

Center for Paranormal Research and Investigation - formerly the VA Ghosts and Hauntings Research Society

All i know is she was on one hell of a diet, plummeting in weight to 68 lbs. How long would you want to feed someone interveniously? It's really up to her, she was over 18. I know it's sad, but there are some ppl you just can't help. I pray something like this never happens again.

You are the one i want--to FIND

Olivia Newton John's friend, Patrick McDermott is missing. I am always saddened and amused with these missing person cases. He's 48, and not bad looking and has been missing since June 30.

He was last seen in San Pedro, 20 miles south of LA, for an overnight trip.

I sure hope they find him. Ok. i'm reading he had a fanny pack with him. Hmmmmmm. A metrosexual..........Well, where could a metrosexual, good looking 48 yr old go in San Pedro?

i'm not sure, but i don't think anyone reported him missing until a week later. if you watch the show 48 hours, you'd know this is not good.

ABC News: Olivia Newton-John's Boyfriend Missing

With all the bad things in the world, I sure hope I can come up with something good for the next post. Blog ya later----

T.G.I.F.

Thank god it's Friday? What do YOU have planned for the Labor Day weekend? If i want to BBQ i need to get myself to Lowe's to get some more propane! What a disaster In New Orleans......... My sympathy goes out to those ppl. I wonder how they'll re build to protect this from happening again. I heard that in the 60's something like this happened. Enjoy your weekend!!

I want to express Sorrow

for the Ppl of New Orleans, who lost their homes, loved ones. This is just devastating. I can't imagine losing my home, or my spouse/children. I pray that they rescue every single person.

Here's a story about the looting.AOL News - New Orleans in a State of Crisis

To the looters: shame on you. And on a lighter note..........Will this effect Mardi Gras?

Again, my deepest Sympathy to all the families affected.

Horrible neighbor Day

ok. Every Tuesday, I'll tell you a horrible neighbor story. Won't you participate? come on.....it's easy......just click on the comment.

If you've read my previous posts, you know I have a white-trash neighbor we'll call Billy Bob ( not his name). I also have another neighbor we'll call Jesse. Jesse is living across the street, and he's the caretaker of the house. He does not own this house.

Billy Bob asked Jesse if he could put a Barbeque pit, and horseshoe pit in his back yard. Jesse said no for several reasons. 1. Not his house 2. doesn't want friends of Billy Bob's or his unruly kids coming over ( he didn't say the part about the kids, those are my words) 3. Doesn't want the hassle and likes his privacy.

Billy Bob has a BBQ pit in his backyard, but his backyard is small, and has no shade.

Seems to me that Billy Bob doesn't care how outrageous his demands are. Lately, I don't think Billy Bob has been working, and when i went to work this morning...........

Billy Bob was cleaning out his broken down pickup truck that hasn't run since December 2004. He told my neighbor he wasn't going to get rid of it. I feel he thinks it's a part of his furniture.

He boasted, " I only paid 300.00 for that truck." we can tell. Anyway, tune in Next week for another episode of " My horrible neighbor" because i'm sure the jackass will do something to get in next week's blog. blog ya later.....I Hope Katrina isn't coming to your state.

Do you find yourself.....................

sitting on your front porch watching everyone go by? Do you need tips on how to turn your life into an exciting party?

Sometimes i feel so much sorrow watching the ppl that do watch the world go by..........even if you don't have a car---- ( which my horrible neighbor did not until a month ago)...you can take a walk. Walk around your neighborhood and smell the flowers........admire the cute little barking dog. Just remember--that's his only way of communicating.

Where is Hurricane Katrina? And has she hit your state yet? click here to find out. Tune in tomorrow when i tell you yet another horrible neighbor story. Tuesday is horrible neighbor day. Wanna share? AOL Weather Maps - Free Live Local Weather Forecasts

I'm in Maryland, so it looks like Katrina will miss me. whew!

Over the top?

Wow. talk about your pretty boys...........this link is AC. D & G is pushing it. But, hey. it doesn't bother me. does it bother YOU?

http://www.tempcity.com/bitchless/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=211

Brother, can you spare a tire?

My husbands tire has a swelling bubble around the rim. Because i didn't want to spend my afternoon at NTB, I called ahead and talked to a nice guy named " Larry". No one is leaving comments........so I'm forced to beg. Just comment and say hello. Blog ya later!

I cut my blog a little

I hope I'm interesting enough to come back to and read.............i might not be. But i just cut the bore out of my blog.

I think the Tuesday neighbor thing is cool. Got any horrible neighbor stories? Please comment.

Has anyone seen Farrah Fawcett lately? Besides being a little kooky, does anyone but me think that she's had some bad plastic surgery? Her nose looks like a hook. Leave your comments at the door.

Tell Me YOUR horrible neighbor story...........

ok. I'll tell you mine. I may have posted about this before, but here goes. Neighbor A lives across the street, and I've known him for about 6 years. Neighbor B is a horrible neighbor who moved in a year ago, with 2 bratty kids, 2 broken down vehicles which he has yet to fix in the past 7 months, and a drinking problem/heart condition. I know, too much info. Anyway, Neighbor B told my husband that his 16 yr old delinquent daughter has been looking into Neighbor A's window at night, and neighbor A has no curtains, no shades, and............no clothes. He checked this out himself, maybe one too many times.

I had a long talk with Neighbor A, and he's getting curtains.......for sure. But this isn't the first time the delinqent has been looking into neighbor's windows. She was looking into my home not too long ago......so i had to put up small curtains on my oval windows in my storm door. I also caught her looking into our basement ( from the sidewalk) but nevertheless the girl has absolutely nothing to do with her time.

Can anyone say.........GET A JOB ALREADY.

If you'd like to share your horrible neighbor story, I'm going to make this a regular feature. Each Tuesday, I'm going to tell you a little tidbit about my horrible neighbor. Won't you share yours?

I saw a few yellow buses this morning.........

Yay. Kids are back in school. I have a first grader and a ninth grader. I am just so happy. And i'm off today. I was planning on cleaning my LR, but hell, this is my first day without kids for months................( a few) the older adult child is getting ready for work, and the house will be empty.........1st time since my 14 yr old went to camp the 1st week of August.

I'm so happy. It was worth getting up at 6 a.m. Well, not much to blog yet......but the day is still young. There will be plenty of ppl cutting me off, and I do have to work a little today. For about an hour. Blog ya later!

My wonderful day

I couldn't get my 14 yr old to go to bed last night, so I was up pretty late. School starts Monday, and we'll have a problem getting him up.

My trashy, nosey neighbor comes over this morning to 1. admire my husbands new tires 2. ask him for a job ( ha!) and 3. tell my husband he's been watching him from his 2nd floor bedroom window. He tells him, " I can see your garage, and your car that you are working on from my bedroom window. The car looks nice. " Are we supposed to be happy he's watching us? God, some ppl need to get a friggin life. Do any of you have nosey neighbors? dish here.

Then some old man is driving 5 mph under the speed limit, and we get to the end of the ramp, there are no cars coming, but he wants to sit there. I honked my horn. He moves. When I pass this gentleman, he's probably about 75, he's giving me the finger over and over.

I say: Once you are too old to keep up..let someone else drive. I try not to be an aggressive driver, but I can put up with just so much.

Does anyone have a life they can lend both my older son's g/f ( 18, no job) or my neighbor ( 48 yr old alcoholic who works with his step sons part time painting)

let me know ...............lol enough of my rants. Leave a comment. Please.

Jude Law, nude?

now that's something i'd like to see. Let me see if i can find the link for you.

School starts Monday. I'm so excited. Now, if only my older son would go to work, and once i get home from work, I can have 1 hour alone. woopeee!!

This proves ppl are savages. check this out! NBC12 Online Mob scene, several hurt in rush for cheap laptops I know the laptops are cheap, but damn. who Organized this thing? lol ok, no Jude Law as of right now. Damn. blog ya later.

Keep it simple, Jerk.

Why do ppl have to make things so complicated? One Contractor we deal with has a new Airhead Office Mgr. What she manages is beyond me. They'll send us a fax saying we got awarded this job or that one. DUH! Then, when it comes down to completing the job, being organized, they fall apart. Wake up ppl, get your shit together. Do YOU work with anyone like that? Ok it's a beautiful day here in Md. Here's a tip. Wait for Skeleton Key to come out on DVD. it was just ok. blog ya later.

How much Gas do you need?

Come on lets see some feedback. Gas prices are going up. Would YOU buy a hybrid car? I like the protection of my Conversion Van, but i'm going to have to pay 80.00 a fill up before long. I would love a small car, but i know if someone hit me i'd at least break a leg.

How much gas do YOU need? I may just break down one day and buy a mid-size car. I dont understand why gas is so crazy high? At a gas station near me, gas for supreme was 2.96 per gallon. Oh well.........I suppose i could try and find the cheapest gas station around, and just fill up there. blog ya later.

Senusual romance?

I just saw that on a blog. Sensual romance. As opposed to what? cruel romance, stinky romance, erotic romance. I love sensual too...but damn. You have to be in the mood. How's this?

She saw him from across the field, riding that beautiful brown Mare. She watched the way his hair blew in the wind. She reached under her skirt, and felt the wetness of her vagina. She began playing with herself, smiling, as the young man rode by and waved.

Will Virginia ever really meet the young man? Or will she be destined to daydream about him until some ugly, drunk, man comes along while she's chatting with her friends at the local bar?


Your thoughts? This is a very cool pic. i wish i could get my picasa to work, but........i'm an idiot when it comes to those things. Praying Mantis Eats Hummingbird (Bird Watcher's Digest)

Another hot day. Yesterday, I swear, it felt like you stepped into a sauna when you went outside.

40 Yr old what?

I have got to see this movie that is being released soon. It's called " 40 yr old virgin". As if the name itself doesn't make you laugh.......that has to be 1 ugly dude. Or he's extremely sexually confused. If you've got the 40 yr old cousin that's still single....you have to ask yourself. Is he gay? Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but damn. a 40 yr old virgin has to be either a priest or a nun. What is he saving himself for?

And by the way......Poor Jennifer Aniston. Looks like she's been traded-in for a younger, sexier model. I'm sad for her. But don't worry Jenn. This relationship probably won't last long.

And Angelina will be 35, and have 7 kids, and she'll have to hire a nanny and get 1/2 of Brad's money once it's all over. Your thoughts?

Modern day Bonnie & Tyrone captured

How did a prison Nurse fall for a hardened criminal? Inquiry minds wanna know. She shot a cop, so he could escape. Is that love? Found in Ohio, among their fast food wrappers and a slew of Hawaiin Punch cans. I would like to know: do they recycle? The Bonnie & Tyrone couple are now caught, and will be doing time in the big house.

Jennifer, what were you thinking? Stealing a car would have been cheaper for the couple. That's an expensive and long cab ride. Well, at least they are CAUGHT.

My sypathies go out to that officers family. I dont' know what would have made that woman shoot a cop, and think she could get away with it. Boggles the mind.

Careful what flies out of your Jeep---

Yesterday, I was driving and I saw a few pieces of something flapping on the road. There was a Jeep that was pulled over about 50 feet ahead, and two other cars ran over these " things" before i did. Once i had run over them, i realized they were the plastic windows for this man's Jeep. I felt bad..but damn. Secure your belongings. Can you imagine if that was on a 4 lane Highway? Well another hot day. Only 87. not hot enough to cook scrambled eggs on the sidewalk. blog ya later.

Whoring around in Bangkok?

I was reading an article in " Marie Claire" magazine about a man who went to Bangkok, and tried to use his Visa to buy a prostitute, and his card was declined. It seemed Visa was suspicious. He was probably jumping around the brothel screaming, " I want sex goddamit" He had to call visa to straighten the whole mess out. I'm sorry, but if you have to go to another country to get laid---That's pathetic. Blog ya later----

Wonder woman........30 years later

ok....so I probably won't be going to see " Sky High" in which Lynda Carter gets to pump her career up ..just a bit.

She doesn't look bad for 54. I had no idea she was Miss World 1972. She was a beautiful woman.

Why is it that the best shows always end and leave us stuck w/ shitty TV?

tonight, on showtime we have Queer as folk season finale. end. Last show.
And we have Six Feet Under on HBO........one of the best shows ever.....ending.

Nate dies. Oh well. There is so much more they could have done. like, can we talk?

Six feet under at 9
Queer as folk at 10


check out the last of the best shows..............................


was it me or did Billy Bob Thornton play a drunk loser just a little too well? Hey....he's not bad looking for his age. Blog ya later!

Let's Get Hitched!

First of all, My deepest sympathy goes out to the families of the 14 marines killed in yesterday's Bombing in Iraq. Those are brave men and women fighting for our country, and I Thank them so much for doing what they do. I know it can't be easy in a strange country, fighting for your life each and every day, but there are those of us who appreciate each and every one of them.

THANK YOU! If you know anyone serving in Iraq, please send them a link to my blog so they can read this. I wish i could do more, but i wanted to make sure they knew that so many ppl are praying for their safe arrival home, and that each and every one of them is sent back to this country for good.

Now, on to my rant. Don't you just hate when someone puts an ad for their wedding, and it's just showcasing their careers, how much college they have, their degrees, etc.
Well, on what particular ad in the Washington Post, names changed to protect the idiots, Kelloon and Brute, ( the each have silly names that are not in the norm)
They had an "afternoon wedding", as opposed to a midnight wedding, where the vampires can attend. Anyway, in Kelloon's wedding announcement, both the bride's parents and groom's parents showcased THEIR careers also. How splendid. Wouldn't it be nice..........
if we printed their REAL lives for them. ahem.


oh my, They were married in June. Perfect month for brides. Their reverend, whome they name....plug plug married them at her parent's home on the beach.

Her mother, Kelloof, was ecstatic that the contractors were able to remove all the mold from her home, before the wedding. They go on to tell about all the Government positions the groom's father has held. woo pee. Turns out he had an intern he slept with. In order to keep her quiet, he sent her to live in Canada.

I'm sure she'll be quite happy there. I just love reading all the announcements........Wouldn't it be great if we checked back in after 10 years?

Maybe the rednecks should put announcements about their shotgun weddings.........that would be interesting. oh well.........blog ya later!

So, who's looking in your windows?

I was taking down my living room curtains this afternoon to wash.....and i thought. Ok. only the sheer curtains are up....let's open them. a lot of light came through.......and i thought....ok who's going to look in my windows? Our pesky trashy neighbors up the street were trying to look in about 7 or 8 months ago. I didnt' say anything. Lately, we've had no trouble out of them. Are the parents sedating them? Has anyone else had neighbor trouble? comment if you like. blog ya later!

Parents in Berlin.....Beware!

It's been rumored that Michael Jackson has been looking into moving to Berlin, Germany. He says he's been treated badly in the U.S. Well, I'm 41 and if i started having sleepovers for 11 yr old girls....i don't think i'd be very popular either. what do YOU think?

Palmero is the new Pinnochio

Raphael Palmero is saying that he did not take steroids either intentionally or unintentionally. How do you unintentionally take steroids? Do little needles fall from his locker room ceiling and jab his arm. Palmero: ouch. That needle got me.

He needs to get a grip on reality. He's paid millions of dollars. Play baseball the real way..not w/ steroids. I agree with the DJ from 105.7 that he is an idol to millions of fans. He needs to step it up, and just play baseball. Steroids are dangerous. Period. Your thoughts?

Jimmy faked being gay?

well, Jimmy Hendrix was probably Bisexual, given the business he was in..........An article claims Jimmy pretended to be gay to get out of going to Nam. Hey, the guy made beautiful music.

For his bio, click on this link: AOL Music: Jimi Hendrix Is anyone watching Big Brother 6? blog ya later...........

A shopping I will go?

There is a small Foot Locker in my city. Very small. 1 cash register. 1 very annoying jamaican lady. I was in the store for 30 minutes.....twice. My son didn't want to go shopping, so i'm shopping for him....to look for shoes.

A mexican father with his 3 children takes about 20 minutes of that time...adding a hat here...a pair of shoes here.........and his 1st card was declined. EMBARRASSING! It's everyone's nightmare to have that happen. Shopping is such a lovely experience. I'll have to blog ya later about my trip i'm about to take.

The one young girl yesterday kept asking , " can I help you?" and i said , no, i'll just wait in line for another 20 minutes.........to which she replied, " We only have one register".
Then close the fucking place down........... !

I should call the Foot Locker Headquarters and complain. A half an hour and I don't even have to try on shoes. And it's not Xmas. Shop til you drop!

Please bare w/ me

Is that the correct spelling of the word bare? Anyway........i deleted all my old cookies and dammit.....my blog disappeared. I have to much to blog about, so please check out the blogs to your left, and read my achives. Where is Natalie Holloway? Blog ya later.

That guy was so cheap.................

how cheap was he? He was so cheap, he would floss, then wash off that floss.....and use it again................ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yuck. oh well. I've been going over some blogs, and i have a few more i might add. Please feel free to read my archives and check out the blogs to your left. Blog ya later!

Is clay Gay?

hmmmmmmmmm. inquiry minds wanna know. What's your opinion? Come on, get involved. leave a comment. I don't care if you think he's gay or not.......... And to think today, Wednesday, Iwould not have anything to blog about...............WRONG.........on the cover of my TV Guide is that Miss Priss Clay Aiken. Clay opens up.....that's the title. Yeah we know, he's bent over and opened up.......for the one eyed Viper!

Clay says, " I hope i'm in a position someday to love somebody so much that I can write a love song". Didn't he already write one for Ryan Seacrest? blog ya later!

Thank god for the " Student driver" logo

I passed a student driver on the road today. It was a young woman who looked about 16. She was gripping the steering wheel like it was her first lover. Thank god for those signs on the car. I want to put " horrible driver" on many, many cars.............Ppl need refresher courses every so often. blog ya later.

They Jacked The Harry Potter book

Well, all the fans who don't want to pay...........look out. The web geeks are busy jacking the Harry Potter book. for details read here:MobileRead Networks - Harry Potter 6 e-book already being pirated!

I have not read the books, but i saw the 1st 2 movies, and they were great. wow that chick Rawlings must be making some dough.

For those of us in the Washington Metropolitan Area......is it friggin hot enough for ya? leave a comment if you'd like. blog ya later.

Saddam Hussein should be missing!

What i mean is............We should have found him technically, but, then he should disappear like Jimmy Hoffa. Was there ever a choice to remove Saddam from power? omg the man and his sons were monsters. In different countries, the ppl are like animals....slaughtering one another...they are not civilized. Oh. one knew there would be backlashes from capturing that evil man.......but he needs to be jailed, and any other terrorists along with him.

In the Washington Post Magazine today, they have an article about blogging. The article is by David Von Drehle. He talks about two bloggers.........one right wing and one left wing. I understand both sides of the fence. But, in my heart i'm like an aging hippy. Make love not war. But I totally understand in today's world we have to have war. It's unavoidable. But , please don't call our soldiers baby killers. They are doing their job. Quite well. Most of us have no idea what it's like in the Middle east. Only what we read. I praise all the men and women over in Iraq, and other foreign countries who are fighting for our freedom.

Have a great evening. blog ya later!

A dedication

I'd like to dedicate this post to Frieda Wright-Sorce, who passed away Sunday, July 10th, 2005. Frieda was the wife of Popular DJ " Don Geranimo" aka Michael Sorce, who DJ's on WJFK 105.7 fm from 3-7 weekdays. Her untimely passing is a shock, and I have a been a listener for 20 years. I have listened to her and Don squabble, talk about their son, Bart, and life. They almost made you feel like you were part of their family. As a mother and wife, i I could tell that Frieda was a wonderful wife and mother, loved her only son Bart, and adored her husband, whom she would call " Sugarbear" affectionately. When my own son, who is 1 year older than Bart, called to tell me the news Monday, I cried. She will be dearly missed. My prayers go out to the Sorce family. She was a wonderful woman. For details, here's the link:Washington Examiner: News My deepest sympathy goes out to her family.

Is he really trying a comeback?

i'm speaking of Paulie Shore. Son-in-law's Paulie Shore. He's back with a receeding hairline and a little less energy. Can this man be any more desperate for women?

Maybe the pretty girls like a man who drools all over them, but i prefer men who play it cool. Can Paulie make a comeback? Only time will tell. Maybe he'll do a reality show on aging, getting hair plugs, and trying viagra for the 1st time. blog ya later! - Janie

High maintenance People

Eeeeeeeeeek! I want to scream. I hate dealing with high maintenance ppl. Truly. My husband is a contractor........so.....a family member is going to want to use him to do some remodeling for her in a home that she will probably buy.

Several questions are coming up......Can i tear down this wall? What about the duct work inside that wall? I want an all tiled shower. The shower floor must be tiled. i'm thinking.....you'd better have money. Of course , they say, " I know because we're family, we'll get a good price". This is the same person that ran, i kid you not, probably 20 contractors around looking at her old house--to do flooring. She never hired one of them.

I think we're in for a long haul. It would be so much simpler if everyone had common sense......and didn't want more than they could have. This project will probably be a nightmare. Once it's over......we may not speak. Do you have anyone in your life that is that friggin difficult?

Now that's what i call broke!

have you ever been so broke that you are looking in old pairs of shorts/pants just hoping you left a $20 in them? I am that broke. lol...... Until our customer's pay us........I am. I wonder what it would be like to be rich beyond your wildest imagination.

Now, where is that Hurricane Dennis? and why can't they name one Hurricane Jane. It would be a hell of a storm.........

Where Dennis is headed..........
AOL News - Hurricane Dennis Strengthens Into Category 4 Storm
It's been a dull weekend so far, blog ya later.

Great Couple.............

Poor Jenn. I just got back from seeing the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had great chemistry. Besides her bony legs, she has a great body. The movie is pretty good--I'd recommend it. Lots of shooting, blowing things up, action, car chases.........It has a few dull spots, but not many.

Those two make being an assassin look like fun. My prayers go out to those in London and their families. What a horrible tragedy. They need to round up these Middle easterner terrorists...or whoever is doing this and put them in a fiery pit. blog ya later.

Dang, it's awfully hot out there. This is how a redneck cools off 

Isn't she cute?

This was said by Louisiana native Brittany Spears, when asked the best part of being famous.

She replied, " I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." It's a good thing she's pretty. That was taken from the page-a-day Calendar titled, " The 365 stupidest things ever said. I loved that calendar, it made me laugh.

Said by Frank Sinatra, when he saw a fan running up to him. " Get away from me, creep."
Hmmmmm. maybe he thought the person was going to rob him. <> well, it's back to the grinds.............I might blog lately if something interesting pops up. Blog ya later!

How Stella got her Gay man?

1st of all. Happy 4th of July. I hope everyone has a safe and Happy Holiday. Terry McMillan, author of " how Stella got her groove back" is filing for divorce. It seems her boy toy is gay. What a shock! Well, personally i think he's bi......because how could a gay man seduce a woman that good. Damn. that's some fine acting. It seems that the boy toy wants a piece of the action, of course. The fact that she made him an american citizen isn't enough for him.

The jamaican stud's name is Jonathan Plummber ladies, so don't fall for that when he bats his eyelashes. He's faking his orgasms g/f, trying to get into your gucci purse.

She's 53. He's 30. Johnny boy? what are you crying about? you're 30--you can start over. McMillan is menopausal. She came up with a damn good story...but she doesn't need someone as young as you..........Next time her new b/f will be potty trained.

McMillan also wrote " Waiting to exhale". She's a damn good writer. Maybe she should write a book about gay men pretending to be straight. What would the queer guys say?


-Janie

Have a great 4th--Good news/bad news

Well, they are discussing having the boy scouts wear transmitters in case they get lost during a camping trip.............................. bad news: Michael Jackson has a walkie talkie with the same frequency. Have a safe and Happy 4th of July. - Janie

OK. Let's Date............

Don't say i'm not informative. I'm always searching for exciting news, bizarre news, or just plain survival........I have a single sister who needs to know this. But, it may apply to you.
Best cities for dating..............

Best Cities for Dating


Austin, TX
Colorado Springs, CO
San Diego, CA
Raleigh/Durham, NC
Seattle, WA
Charleston, SC
Norfolk, VA
Ann Arbor, MI
Springfield, MA
Honolulu, HI


ARE YOU THERE? Have a wonderful day!

I hope someone is reading this.

S.O.S.

just kidding. Besides reading my blog, check out the ones to your left. I have edited my blog for those who are too damn lazy to post/update their blog.

leave your comment. NOW! lol............. - Janie

He's just so ridiculous!

People are still talking about Tom Cruise. I want to know why Tom cares what meds Brooke Shields or anyone else takes.........

He's into Scientology? keep it to yourself, Tom. Try marrying and staying married this time. Don't you have kids to raise? I sure hope Tom teaches them to mind their own business.

Everyone have a wonderful July 4th. -Janie

She's no dumb blonde?

i'm talking about Farrah Fawcett. In Entertainment Weekly, she said that on certain shows...they make her look stupid. Farrah? psssst. you do that all on your own babe. Who's idea was chasing Farrah? I can't figure out if she's a lush/on drugs/or just plain getting old. Farrah needs a makeover, and a vacation, perhaps?

All that show did was make her look more ridiculous. Just like this new Lisa Kudrow show. Now i like " Joey" and i think they're doing a good job...........but stick with what works. Friends was great, so was Seinfeld and Everyone loves Raymond. Have a great day all........what's your favorite show? - Janie

Houseguest from hell

i really found this story quite amusing. I hope you do also. It's from the Washington Post.
The story is about houseguests from hell.........of course. Denise W's ( name changed) guest mentioned on arrival that she'd be of no use around the house because of her " bad ankle".

Denise, who lives in Va., thought her guest must also be nearsighted, given how she'd walk the opposite direction which she was given. She thought it odd when the houseguest's husband- a friend of her husbands--had to grab his wife to keep her from falling down the stairs. But, she does have a bad ankle, Denise thought.

The next morning, while both husbands were out fishing, Denise walked in to find her houseguest squatting on the floor in front of the liquor cabinet, a bottle upended in her mouth. Every other bottle in that liquor cabinet was just one shot shy of empty.

Damn! Is that what i have to do to get out of a little housework? lol well, i don't drink.
Have a nice day. - Janie

Camera's won't be chasing after HER!

I'm talking about Camilla Parker-Bowles. The new Princess? When Diana was alive, camera's were always following her.....but Camilla has broken a few. She/Prince Charles want to stay in hiding--Send Camilla to Glamour shots Quick! And enough about Tom Cruise. How many times has he been " in love" anyway? - Janie

Dont lock those Doors---

hey g/f Oprah needs a watch! wow. It's closing time at the store and Miss Thang wants it to remain open. How selfish. I want to go on record as saying that if you need a gift for someone because you have a dinner date/meeting.....shop early. Dont' wait till the last minute.

Oprah is a selfish, spoiled woman. Shame on her when we've got men/women fighting for this country in the Middle East.

The manager won't let her in? oh.........poor Oprah. wake up ppl. This is not an emergency. Oprah is not being denied access to the hospital while having a coronary.
I'm disgusted. what about YOU? - Janie

Can a fat, bloated TV personality get an oxycontin?

however you spell it. Whether you are liberal or conservative......Rush has a lot of hot air. He abused drugs. He sent his maid scampering around the hood to find more pills. He's a pill popper. I no longer respect his opinion on family values, and If he's anti-drug then Oprah is anti-whining and anti-conceited.

Speaking of Oprah.......she's a big windbag herself. Did Tom Cruise really jump on her couch? hmmmmmmmm. is that a couch from her house?

like shopping from Oprah's closet.....i'm sure something on that set was donated from her home. Rush can kiss my rump........They were discussing him on the radio today. yes Rush is anti-drugs.............. NOW! a year ago he was in deep shit, begging Rosario to get him his " fix". Please Rush........spare us the whining. ok it's like this kids Do as Rush now suggests.....not as he did/ and may do in the not so distant future.
have a great Friday all. leave comments at the door.
and yes..........that's not the wind, that's Rush breathing heavily again.

- Janie

More on Tom The guy in loooooooovvvvvvvve

So ppl are angry because all this publicity Tom Cruise has been getting may affect his film " War of the Worlds". Well, maybe Tom shouldn't be acting like a 15 yr old with puppy love.

Tom ( who stands on 2 books to be as tall as his co-stars) stands on a chair and yells, " Now that Penelope is no longer in my life-- I have a new love interest. She's a pretty 26 yr old virgin and I'm IN LOVE. Tom thinks he's the only person that has ever been in love. No one knows how long this love will last. Poor Katie. She'll be living with him for about 6 months before she realizes she needs Frazier Crane to help Tom w/ his problem.

Tom? we're so happy you are in love. When you are ducking reporters about your newest break up/divorce......we'll try not to laugh.

- Janie

Does this happen to you? 2 choices. diet or buy a bigger size pants.......Do you have to jump off of your bed to fit into your pants? hell, back in the early 80's.....i practically did that.............. blog ya later! - Janie 

time to edit the blogroll

Hey. Not that anyone is reading my blog.....but the blog's i have to your left are pretty cool. I'm dumping 1/2 of them today due to lack of blogging on their part.

rule #1 for blogging. keep that stanky thang updated. check out the blogs to your left. and leave a comment........

hey ladies? guess what? George Clooney is single again? does anyone care? - Janie

Do you want to lose weight?

As someone who does need to lose a few pounds, i feel i can joke about this. do you get tired of the ads for weight loss programs. Ever feel they are deceitful? This new Curves........is just that. Sure you may lose weight , but come on! How about honest advertising

PUT DOWN THAT DAMN TWINKIE. GET OFF YOUR ASS LADIES. JOIN US AT
I DON'T WANNA BE A PIG SPA.

COME AND WORK OFF THOSE 6 donuts. Don't lie. Your 2 yr old son Benjamin did NOT eat all 6 of those Glazed donuts. Shame, girl. Look at those love handles. You've got more fat hanging out of that bathing suit than Melanie Griffin has bee stung lip. Now go check ya self and head on to Jenny Cream , i mean Jenny Craig's. sheeeeeeeet.
all kidding aside.......i need to get my rump to the Gym. who's with me?

Is anybody out there?

leave a comment and let me know someone is reading this damn blog. It's late, i'm tired, and i'm not 20 anymore. blog ya later. - Janie

Help! Stampede!

ok. so now it's time to discuss the Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World ( Part of the Disney family). If you get down to Orlando, you must visit Animal Kingdom. By now you know i'm an animal lover..........and this was no exception. Make sure to take the safari Ride. It's fun for the children, because they play a little game, and tell everyone that there are poaches about........ The animals are beautiful and it's like taking a tour at the zoo, except you are in a large jeep. I thoroughly enjoyed Disney, and I do hope some of you will comment on how your trip was, or ask any other question. Six Feet Under is on tonight on HBO at 9 p.m. If you haven't watched that show yet, please do. Oh! and btw Family Plot ows Six Feet Under for the success of their show. blog ya later. - Janie

Tom Cruise & his big mouth--

First of all, Mr. short stuff ( i hear Tom is only 5'3) shouldn't tell Brooke Shields or anyone else what's proper and improper. When he has a baby, and can get through his post-partum depression without meds..........then he can give advice !

And all this i'm in love. yay! well, Tom i'm 41 too and i suppose if i were engaged to a 26 yr old man i might feel giddy also. Weren't you in love with Nicole Kidman? and Penelope Cruz?
Hmmmmmmmm. I'd be saving my money and making sure that you get a good prenup with Katie Holmes. and Katie? you better protect yourself g/f. look how long Penelope Lasted!

Can i get an amen?
- Janie

ADULTS ONLY That was his/her thongs. Isn't it cute? That guy must be in pain. 

Position wanted : Babysitter

well, it looks like Michael Jackson will be looking for another babysitting gig. Only neglectful Moms with boys under 13 need apply.

And how is Larry King doing these days? when he's not boring us to death with his talk show....he's playing with his two young boys. After a half hour, he comes in his home panting....and his youngest says, " Daddy i peed my pants outside..i sorry. " To which Larry whispers " I did too". They both share a giggle, and it's soon going to be bedtime. Tonight's game will be " help Daddy find his teeth". They're soaking somewhere.....what he doesn't know is that his oldest ( with this family) has taken the teeth and buried them in the backyard. He thinks of them as buried treasure.

Hell, Larry can always get more teeth. It's still warm out, so try to stay cool if you are in Maryland. Blog ya later.


- Janie

NOT GUILTY?

ok. I know. he's been found not guilty. Michael Jackson, that is.

the jury is still out in my book. What do you think? guilty? innocent? ok, so Michael doesn't want to grow up......he had a bad childhood....come on. he's 46 friggin years old and still a toys R Us kid? gimme a break. Leave a comment if you please.

Your naked news for the day.Naked US tourists arrested Ah! Gay Paris! At least those boys were out having fun.

- Janie

You're it!

ok. Mike Tyson says he's sowwy. He was just playing a game of hide and go seek in his dressing room. He meant to come out for round 6.........honest!

Actually, i feel bad for him. The guy can't catch a break. He needs a life coach. To help him with his mental state, physical state, romantic life, everything! How embarrassing to be Mike today!

Well.....i'm still a fan. Hey. that Miss Black America contestant should never have gone back to his hotel room at 3 a.m....that's where everything started going downhill. hmmmmmmm maybe it was when he was married to Robin Givens.

That woman has a big mouth. I mean come on..........you stayed for the money--greedy woman. You don't go on national Television and trash your man. I would have divorced him, and gotten a lot of that money -- while he still had it........and left Mike alone. Robin knew how Mike was from when she was dating him. She can't pretend she thought he'd change after marriage.
g/f who are you trying to fool? That's all for now.......blog ya later!
- Janie

Hold on to your ears...Tyson is fighting again.

Tomorrow night Mike Tyson will step back into the ring. Can he do it again? Can he beat someone in under 2 rounds? He's 39 now ( approx.) i suppose in shape.....and ready to gut his opponent like a " fish". Tune in on pay-per-view. - Janie

Down south, life is so simple....you can even make your own fishin boat! rofl. hey did you hear that Tom Cruise is saying he is sooooo in love with Katie Holmes? Let's not forget he was also in love with Nicole Kidman, and more recently, Penelope Kruz.....that man falls in love a lot. I wish him well. Let's see how they are in about 10 years.......... 

Why did Brad and Jenn split?

watch Brad do some amazing smooze at 7:30 e/t i think on Channel 9. so Brad broke up with jenn. you really think he's going to tell US why? lol note to Jenn. Hon...your biological clock is ticking away........it will be broken with a few years......so it's baby time or bust. Unless you want to be a 46 yr old running around after a toddler. < wiping brow Tune in if ya care, and check out some of the blogs on my web blog to your left. Peace. - Janie

Run! It's a rat........NO it's Mickey Mouse!

I have not blogged about our entire Disney trip, and i want to. I heard on the radio that 6 lucky ppl will be vacationing in Pennsylvania ( i know, it's not LA) and they get to vacation FREE. as long as they blog about it. Well, if anyone at Disney wants to offer me a free trip back, i'd gladly blog for ya. Disney was a wonderful trip. I have to blog about it in stages, because i dont' want to lose your interest. First of all, may i say that staying at the Animal Kingdom Lodge was terrific.........the views are spectacular. You will see ankole Cattle, zebra, giraffe, and various other animals..........It 's like having a zoo in your own backyard. And the hotel itself is decorated in an African motiff and it's huge ( i believe housekeeping said 1300 rooms, maybe more i can't remember) They have a large pool complete w / slide open 24 hours ( slide closes about 7 p.m.) 3 great little restaurants/deli. I blog again real soon, so blog roll me and check back. check out all my logo's i acquired yesterday. Hopefully, i'll get more blog traffic. so would you like to see more on Disney or more on My white trash neighbors? please comment. - Janie

Check this out!

i hope this works. I wanted to get more web traffic to my blog.....so use this link...keep your entire blog address handy, and subscribe to as many as you can. I have some on my template already, but i've been at this now for about an hour.

RSSTop55 - Best Blog Directory And RSS Submission Sites - Robin Good' Sharewood Tidings

This is a gold mine.........I'll let you know in a later post if it works.
- Janie

danger Will robinson...Danger

ok. so i have a repeat entry. pffffffffft. My aol was acting up. forgive me. check out my archives.......i have a few good rants there.

- janie

Look at me! I'm naked.

no, actually i wanted to send a shout out to various blogs, while i'm thinking of it.

You may comment if ya like.
Blogs i've read: and like:

some of them have AC content.........may be unsafe for work.
Here Comes Life pretentious
g's spot
Paper Sack Lifetime
I will gladly provide you with more........down the road.
Now get your ass off the computer , out of that chair and go enjoy the day!
-Janie

Can you read me now?

sometimes i wonder how to get more blog traffic. I've added my blog name to several sites. Where are all you ppl. comment if you like. - Janie

It's getting hot in here.....so take off........

ok. well if it's just you and your husband/wife/lover/partner that's fine. But we have kids underfoot.
I came upon this blog the other day. There is language, but this fellow is amusing. check him out!
What's a Black man to do?

I have been reading just a bit about the Michael Jackson court case-wrap up. Ok so the accuser was on the roller coaster throwing things at the Elephants. someone should explain to Michael that 13 yr old boys do tend to get into mischief. Of course, another 45 yr old man may be a little more grown up.

And now there is a warrant out for Bobby Brown. ok, so we're looking for Osama Bin Laden and Bobby Brown? what's the chance their doing coke together? hmmmmmmmm? ok nevermind. Have a great day, and come back often. i wanna see my web counter go up to 300 by Tuesday.
- Janie

Should she be worried? I hope you are all having a wonderful day. It's warm here in Maryland. 89 degrees. So what do you think about Michael Jackson? Guilty? not guilty? tell ya what....i'm 40 and if i start inviting 12 yr old girls to sleep over.....tell me to get help. that's all i have to say. - Janie 

Carrie and Bo and Anthony

well now........there is a rumor that Carrie-clean-cut girl next door romanced Anthony and Bo. Hmmmmmmmm. dump anthony and get Bo. use him for at least 6 months.........

hell. get a duet out of it and produce a CD......then Carrie can make a ..... Had to break up with you country song. That's the ticket.

- janie