Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Do you want to lose weight?

As someone who does need to lose a few pounds, i feel i can joke about this. do you get tired of the ads for weight loss programs. Ever feel they are deceitful? This new Curves........is just that. Sure you may lose weight , but come on! How about honest advertising

PUT DOWN THAT DAMN TWINKIE. GET OFF YOUR ASS LADIES. JOIN US AT
I DON'T WANNA BE A PIG SPA.

COME AND WORK OFF THOSE 6 donuts. Don't lie. Your 2 yr old son Benjamin did NOT eat all 6 of those Glazed donuts. Shame, girl. Look at those love handles. You've got more fat hanging out of that bathing suit than Melanie Griffin has bee stung lip. Now go check ya self and head on to Jenny Cream , i mean Jenny Craig's. sheeeeeeeet.
all kidding aside.......i need to get my rump to the Gym. who's with me?