Wednesday, June 22, 2005

More on Tom The guy in loooooooovvvvvvvve

So ppl are angry because all this publicity Tom Cruise has been getting may affect his film " War of the Worlds". Well, maybe Tom shouldn't be acting like a 15 yr old with puppy love.

Tom ( who stands on 2 books to be as tall as his co-stars) stands on a chair and yells, " Now that Penelope is no longer in my life-- I have a new love interest. She's a pretty 26 yr old virgin and I'm IN LOVE. Tom thinks he's the only person that has ever been in love. No one knows how long this love will last. Poor Katie. She'll be living with him for about 6 months before she realizes she needs Frazier Crane to help Tom w/ his problem.

Tom? we're so happy you are in love. When you are ducking reporters about your newest break up/divorce......we'll try not to laugh.

- Janie

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