A funny link/horrible neighbor day...........

Okay, so I remembered today is horrible neighbor day. Billy Bob and his brats have been rather quiet lately. They seem to just sit and occasionally watch me driving in and out of my driveway...........

I'm so glad I have a full, happy life. When i think back when i was their children's age........for one--I had a job when i was 16. spending money. money enough to buy designer jeans.and shit. that was important to a 16 yr old.

I do have something interesting. My neighbor across the street, and down a few steps......his 15 yr old daughter is living with him now. I have nothing bad to type about him. He had her thrust upon him because she was a runaway, and didn't want to live with her mom. Yesterday, as I was going to my van to get something, I saw a police car in front of his home, and his daughter getting out of it. I suppose my neighbor, we'll call him Mr. J, I suppose he is having a very hard time with his teenage daughter.

This is a very funny link. Enjoy.

MadBlast

Have a great day!

Cum on who's face?

I heard over the weekend on SIRIUS satellite radio, which you should purchase........ plug, plug

that OPRAH interviewed a woman obsessed with sex. What a twist. Oprah said she couldn't see being promiscuous because of strange " penis's". Well hell Oprah, the penis isn't the first thing I would be concerned about. yes, dammit, i'm shallow. I have to admit I go for looks. I just used to pray to God they didn't have an ugly penis.

Looks, sense of humor, Usually the penis is the last thing. oh! and how they are in bed. But i got pretty lucky. All the men I slept with were pretty good. But I did have some lousy kissers before that. Ladies, have you ever gotten the type of man who slobbers when he kisses? ewwwwwwww.

I'm going to try to get the picture thing working again. Tune in tomorrow when I tell you about my old neighbor who's wife tried to kill him. It's a must read. and true. no lie. hey. Who do I look like? James Frey?

Idiot of the week

Once I get organized.......we'll have the " idiot of the week" ......... !

This week's idiot is a man I saw today at the gas station. He was a black man, probably about 55 years old. I was pumping gas, he pulled up and got out of his car. I heard him say, " what's the pump number" then he repeated it. About 5 seconds later, he came around to my pump, to my horror, with a cigarette dangling out of his mouth. I dont think I've ever seen anyone smoke around the gas pumps!

What an idiot! Have a great weekend. Sorry no terrible neighbor post Tuesday, things have been pretty quiet with Billy Bob.

Do I sing off-key?

Lately, I've been tivo'ing American Idol. I have got to watch them and catch up. Well, I've been home with my sick son for days now. He has strep throat, but it on medication. After Valentine's day, he had a stomach ache. I thought. hmmmm maybe too much candy. So, Feb. 15th we were home together.

Then, the kids had a long 4 day weekend. During the weekend, stomach ache returned, and so did a sore throat. I checked his throat on Monday, and it didn't look good. After dose after dose of children's motrin, things did look good. so, Wednesday we went to the dr. and sure enough....strep. I always take my son to the dr. with a sore throat, although the last two times, it wasn't strep. Dr. recommended motrin every 6 hours.....So, let's count the days.......I've been home w/ him last Friday til today. Almost a week. What a vacation. He's been on meds for almost 2 days now, and it doesn't hurt when he eats...so all is well. I just hope I dont' get it. So are YOU watching American Idol, and when is the Soprano's starting again?

Should I get my eyes checked?

I dunno. ask Dick Cheney. ! Embarrassing. someone needs hunter safety classes.

Is it just me or do we hear too much about Oprah? She 's enough to make you sick. Did you hear? She had Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood on her show. Did i watch? no. Did I tivo it? no.

I should have tivo'd it and played it just before I wanted to fall asleep. Oprah? Trisha and Garth are a couple in love. are they married yet? take the hint Oprah and marry your over-the-hill boytoy Steadman.

I suppose she wants to keep him around, so she doesn't look like a spinster, because hell.......she is getting much, much older now. She should have had a few marriages under her belt by now. psssssst. they do make such a thing as a pre-nup. Steadman leaves the marriage with the clothes on his back, and a nice cabin in Aspen........but that's fucking it. !

have a great weekend all!

A day without power........

Happy Valentine's Day! Here in Maryland, we got 9 1/2 inches of snow in my region. It was beautiful. Until Sunday afternoon at 3:45 p.m. Our power went out. We did have a generator, and about 3 small heaters, but the house got down to a temperature of 45 degrees, and by Monday evening, the hot water ran out. Our home is all electric. So, trying to keep my house warm, kids entertained, as the schools were closed....it was fun. I thought of the prospect of having to do dishes by hand. ugh. I felt like an amish person. My youngest kept begging me to hook our downstairs big screen to the generator.....but we had no cable. Where I live, even with an antenna, you don't get that great of a picture. You either need cable, Direct TV, satellite. The cable did eventually come back on, and so did the power........ at first, on Monday at about 7:40, the power came on and so did all the smoke detectors. I'm running through the house thinking What candle fell over? Two of our bathrooms have no windows, so I had to keep candles inside each one. Everything was o.k., but I was thanking God for electricity. The fact I could keep my blog up, try to be creative, and check my email. What are YOUR plans for Valentine's day?

The mentally ill in the news again.......

This woman was so crazy she not only killed her co-workers, but her neighbor also.AOL News - California Postal Death Toll Now Eight

Don't worry. I'm not going to kill Billy Bob. He's not worth my time. Sometimes I dream I live in a castle and all those white trash men/women/children are all drowned in the moat surrounding my castle. When I was a teen, I never imagine how much having a little class could go a long way.

If you've never been taught manners, dignity, and self-respect, you are unprepared for the world. I try not to look down on Billy Bob, but we are cut from different cloths. God, I sound like such a fucking snob. But that's what makes me ME.

Have a wonderful weekend, and it's supposed to snow here tomorrow night, and you'd think Al-queda was coming or something. !

Weatherman: How much snow will we get tomorrow night? Hurry and buy your bread and toilet paper, you could be snowed in for weeks. There will be a plow coming to pick me up for work on Sunday.

If ever time the weathermen were wrong, a finger got chopped off.......I bet they'd try harder.

Is Clay Aiken Gay?

I know what some of you are thinking... who cares?

But, as we all know....once you become a star and millions of christian right wing conservatives like you..
well, you know how the story goes. There is nothing wrong w/ being gay. When I first saw Clay on Television, I thought he was gay also.

But poor Clay. Just can't keep those men's mouths shut. They have to kiss and tell. The alleged man, " John" was on Howard Stern's show this morning on sirius Howard 100. He said he had a washcloth with Clay's dna on it. i say prove it. let them test it, and then see what Clay's fans think of him.

I heard a story about Clay being mean to a bunch of school children. That's not cool in my book. I hope all Clay's lovers come out of the woodwork.

Strippers Arrested!

Don't you just love the smoking gun? Strippers arrested for selling cocaine. Well, damn, isn't it enough to strip, but they are a full service club that also has drugs. That's Disneyland for junkies. click here for the story. 25 Strippers Nabbed In Raids - February 3, 2006 They worked at Clubs such as Lollipops ( original), Brass Flamingo ( tacky), Bare Assets ( brainless), Foxy Lady ( throw back from the 70's ), Vegas Showgirls ( Were they in Vegas? hmmmmm) , Calendar girls ( for trailer park men ), Club Extasy ( cheesy). Come on strip club owners. think up some original names for your clubs. How about LEGS open til 2 a.m. ( giggle) BEAVERS ( lol ) Grab some tail. i mean it is a raunchy place, give it a raunchy name. There was one woman with the tattoo " Daddy's girl" on her shoulder. It's dysfuction at it bests.....take a peek at these classy women: hey woman number 1 looks like the girl next door. how tragic.The Smoking Gun: Archive boys... take that one home to momma......she'd get thrown out right on her ass................. wow. Poor girls. Well, look at it this way.some women believe life begins at 40. These gals still have a chance.

Blogging about Katie Holmes

i know.......who gives a shit?! but check out this blog. lol so, some ppl actually think Katie is faking her pregnancy? lol I just hate when women who are pregnant wear ridiculous clothing. cover up and be a little classy. This reeks white trash. You could almost imagine Brittany Spears head on her body. Katie? you need a make-over honey! Blog to check out. Katie Holmes: what are you wearing? - Blogging Baby What do YOU think of what she's wearing?

I love you to death?

Melissa H. strangled her best friend. She says self defense. I say bullshit. In self defense you push someone, punch someone, not strangle. This is a true story. It happened near my town.

The women were both drunk, celebrating something that happened in College.They are both married. Who knows their sexual orientation.

They went bar hopping during spring Break from Loyola College, getting drunk, and argueing. Melissa ( of course the one that survived) says her friend was in love with her. Obsessed.

Well, then why didn't you just pull the car over and get out and get a restraining order. Damn. There goes my theory of woman falls in love with man, woman meets other woman, falls in love, and kills woman. Her poor husband. What a mental case.

I hope she gets what's coming to her. That's why I like being so independent. I dont depend on any woman, and i'm not attached to any woman. Obviously, this friendship went beyond the normal " friends".

Funny thing, police are looking for a motive, and repeatedly ask Melissa H. if she's a lesbian.

good question. I think they know the answer. Have a great weekend all!

Is Oprah gaining weight again?

And this woman wants you to believe her diet secrets? Hmmmmmmm.

She and Dr. Phil should practice what they write about.

Are you watching " American Idol"? It seems like Simon, Paula, and sidekick ( God help me I can't remember his name) are having a lot of fun. Good for them!

A Million little pieces.........

OH, James Frey....what have you done? First of all, you could have written that your book was " based on a true story". Now, I do recommend that ppl read James Frey's A Million little pieces, fiction or not.

I'm wondering.... Is the staff at Hazelton mad at Frey? Because drug and alcohol, gambling, any addiction is serious, and to try and rid yourself of it is serious also. A Drug rehab has to be taken seriously. Drugs and alcohol are powerful, to say the least. My sister was a drug addict/alcoholic. My brother-in-law who is now deceased was an alcoholic. My father in law spent a few years as an alcoholic. My husband's best friend from childhood, who is now deceased, was a drug addict/alcoholic. I have been around several alcoholics all my life. I wanted to read Frey's book to get a sense of what they went through. It is hard to read how he vomits daily, and describes how he can't hold any food down, and is a medical mess. How he almost died before coming to rehab. Addictions are powerful and the fact that he's sober is a great accomplishment.

So, everyone, get off his dick. Maybe the next time he writes a book, if there is any fiction to it......he could simply state based on a true story. some facts have been wildly exaggerated?

News on the Billy Bob front. He lives in a Duplex, and the neighbor next door is trying to rent out his property. On Saturday, my husband told me that Billy Bob took it upon himself to talk to the prospective neighbors. Sheesh. There goes that tenant. ! Have YOU read Frey's book yet?

Are YOU Gay, Bisexual, or Asexual, hetero?

It seems these days no one is totally heterosexual. I have never, nor will I ever ( i'm pretty sure) be with a woman. But when ppl talk about their sexual orientation, it seems muddled.

Woman: I'm a lesbian, but i've been with several men, and last week, my g/f Dorothy and I picked up a guy at a club and he was pretty hot, we both did him.

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My question is....when you are going to make a committment.....Who do you chose to be with? Is everyone so open-minded? Because i'm pretty sure if I came home, and my husband was fucking my neighbor John on our couch......I don't think i'd be happy about it. What sexual orientation are YOU? ( btw you can remain anonymous.....just get it off your chest. you are 1/4 gay, but like women. no biggie. !

What's happening over at the neighbors?

In our diverse neighborhood, we have several older, smaller homes. One such home is directly behind me. From my 2nd floor, and deck, I can see this small 2 bedroom home. Approx. August a mother and her son moved into the home. I have a busy life, so I can't always watch what's going on.....but the woman is a single mother. On most days, her car would be gone when I'd pass her home going to work. But lately, her car is there all the time, and she appears to be home-schooling her 7 yr old. He was in a private school in November, and I know you can't get all the materials together that fast for home schooling.. so I have to wonder what's going on. Does she work at home? Is she on welfare? I don't think she's independently wealthy. I am wondering because my 7 yr old plays with her son. I value family first, and have to look out for the welfare of my son. She appears to never leave her home, and her car's back tag is off and looks like she hasn't moved it in days. I go out almost every day, and we'd probably be hungry after about 4 days if I didn't. But it's like a horror movie. What's going on at the neighbors? She has a large dog which she lets out.......and I've seen a glimpse of her...but it's bizarre. I'm ready to move to my 6-10 acres of land with no fucking neighbors. Have a great hump day.

Help! I blacked out.

This is a quote from Billy Bob. Hello everyone in cyber land. Today is horrible neighbor day. Do you have a horrible neighbor? i sure do. Billy bob had quite the adventure a few weeks ago. His neighbor, my neighbor across the street, we'll call her Miss H, told me that earlier that Friday, she was leaving to go to the grocery store, and saw Billy Bob and his cavewoman wife pull up. Billy Bob was cradling an 18 pack of Budweiser.

No, he can't fork over 110.00 so his son can play sports, but he can keep buying those huge containers of beer. Miss H says, " I didn't know they made containers with that many beers?!" The liquor stores know the Billy Bobs. They need their beer. Anyway, on with the story...........So, by all accounts, approx. 6 p.m. after who knows how many beers, Billy Bob passed out ( blacked out) in his backyard. 911 was called. His hillbilly daughter told me her father was dying. Turns out he's just experiencing one of the symptoms all alcholics face. Blackouts. My brother in law used to get them all the time. ( He's no longer with us). Billy Bob has told my neighbor up the street Mr. R he may be moving to West Virginia. What a good place for him. He'll fit right in with all the other hillbillies. If there is a God in heaven, he'll send that drunkard, his caveman wife, and his two horrible children off to West Virginia. What's YOUR horrible neighbor story?

When she was a little girl..........

Katie Holmes has said, " When i was a little girl ( 4) and saw Tom Cruise movies ( Risky Business came out in around 1983) I thought i want to marry him. ! yes, Katie, and when i was a little girl i wanted to marry Paul Michael Glaser, who is now about 57, and David Cassidy. I wouldn't marry them NOW.

That's the thing about some men. As the tiny tots are watching them,some men seem to gravitate to much younger women, so when that little tot becomes a woman someday, she may marry the man she admired.

I liked Clint Eastwood too, but let's face it...........When a pal and I went to see The Bridges of Madison County........oh......my.....god. Clint took off his shirt and 1/2 the audience went Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Then men were muttering " Put that shirt back on". To Katie....it's great she found her much older man..but when your child is 10 your husband will be ready for AARP. That's the sad part. She'll still be in her prime,and i'm sure they're be some young hottie she'll be interested in. <> Tom should wish for eternal youth. he's going to need it. !

you lost weight HOW?

Has anyone really looked at Star Jones lately? I think she had gastric bypass surgery. She's not saying. lol

Her face is still full, as if she is heavy. Star took the easy way out, which is fine. But she has to know.......some of us can tell you didn't want to hit the gym baby. Have a wonderful evening!

Take care of the children

I'll get more of the details later, but i believe an NFL player has come out, and admitted he's gay. He was molested at age 11, and contributes that to him being gay.

I would have to agree. There was a Dr. who spoke about that very thing once. He said that if a young boy is molested, by a man, that the young boy can become aroused, therefore he will associate that arousal to men. Later in life, he could possibly discover he's gay. Or maybe think he's gay because of the experience.

Too many people these days classify themselves as Bisexual. Just pick a fucking sex, and get on with it. Do you know how confusing it would be if............ Jeff loved Jane. Jeff married Jane. Jane said she loved men, but after 10 years of marriage, Jane decides she loves Paula. Paula has always been a lesbian, but after being with Jane for 2 years, meets Steve. So now Paula and Steve are together, leaving jane in the dust. Jane meet Emma, and Emma is married to a man. How fucked up. But it happens. are YOU watching American Idol?

Billy Bob & co.

Today is Tuesday. Each Tuesday, i'm going to try to tell you yet another horrible neighbor story.

Billy Bob and his older wife, (48, 52) have 2 teenage children. They are trying to best they can, but it's not good enough in most ppl's eyes. Dr. Phil has written about his terrible children, and the biggest affliction they suffer. not properly socialized.

Dr. Phil writes:

Children who are not properly socialized have problems in the world. Socialization is one of the most important jobs a family has. When the family fails to provide the healthy nurturing children need, the impact on their lives can cheat them out of the chance to be the best person they can be.

Billy Bob and his family have been here in my city for 1 year 3 months. They've had a beating, attempted rape claim, trespassing, loitering, littering, being too noisy, looking into ppl's windows from a distance, and up close, starting a fight, bothering neighbors dogs, throwing rocks at cars, and just being irritating since they moved in. There are very few rules, and they have a mother who is in her 50's, this will be her 2nd family, as she has 3 grown boys, and an alcoholic father. May God watch over this family. Til then, they keep giving me great material, as they are surely the modern day version of the Hatfields,or the typical trailer park family who moved to a small old duplex in the suburbs. The last time we heard from the girl, she told me her father was dying, yet less than 48 hours later i see him on his front porch. ! He has risen.