Time to cut the fat...........

of my blogroll that is............Waiter rant is a terrific blog, I hope you all read it. And Dilly dilly is very entertaining. A woman with class.....that's nice to see.

I'm trimming the blogroll, much like trimming the tree...............check out juicy pair...omg that makes me blush. My husband told me he'd never let me insert a dildo in the no-no spot. That guy is kinky. caution: juicy pair ( the blog to your left) is AC.

Damn, I dont' want to remove any of those blogs. I rock. Happy Halloween!

DAmmit! The Good ones Really are Taken!

This is a story that has to be told. It's a true story, but the names have been changed. The proffession has been changed. There are 3 people in sales. The sales manager is a tall, dark, handsome married man with two young children. He works with a lot of people, but we'll be telling you about his affairs. There are 2 women. 1 is named Katie, she's a single girl, 32, never married. Katie can't seem to find the right man, but doesn't mind dating a married man.

Then, there is Monica. She's a divorced, 37 yr old mother of 2. 1 of her children is in college, the other a young girl who is 11. Monica has had lots of failed relationships, and doesnt' mind dating married men.

One night Monica has the sales Manager, I'll call him " Ben" over to her house. Katie, is also there. The plan was Monica, Katie, and Ben were all going to have a 3 some. Katie didn't let it work out that way, and Monica and Ben slept together.

A few weeks later, Ben started making advances toward Katie. They began dating. Slowly, the relationship grew to a full blow affair where Ben actually moved in with Katie.

He told his wife he needed " space". Actually, what he needed was a few booty calls.

Ben and Katie lived in bliss, until Katie wanted more. " Leaving your wife" was suggested, and Ben ran for the hills, back into his wife's arms. This was not the first time this Casanova had strayed, but now Katie was heartbroken.

During the affair, Ben gave Katie the more promising sales leads at work, and this did not sit well with Monica. Tossed aside for a younger, spunkier version of herself, she begin making trouble in the workplace.

In the end, Ben was fired, Monica eventually quit, and Katie is still alone. Moral of the story.......don't shit where you eat.

Has THIS happened to you? oh , and Happy Halloween Everyone!

Would you like My Trash for Xmas?

I'm sure you've heard of re-gifting. It's where someone gets a gift they don't want, then they give it to you.......well in my family, there is now a new tradition. The gifts you get for free for either filling out a survey, buying a phone, opening up a bank account etc. now go to us, or anyone else they can pawn it off on.

I knew the gifts were probably freebies, but i didn't have proof until i filled out a financial survey. If I filled out a short survey online, i could get a Calculator. And, it's the exact same one my son got for xmas from an Aunt. If i bought 100.00 worth of merchandise, I'd get a nice pen. Exactly the same pen my older son got from the same Aunt. Our house is cluttered enough. I'm going to start dropping by the local shelters and dumping off these gifts. Someone can appreciate them. What's next? you make me a cardboard jewelry box out of your cereal boxes just to get credit for recycling? Or you make me a pencil holder out of 20 pieces of old, discarded gum? So has anyone ever reGifted YOU?

I married My Mom........

Ashton Kutcher is involved in a show called, " I married my Mom" just kidding. Actually it's called.....The benefits of marrying an older, more experienced woman........no really it's 30 yr old Grandpa. I can't imagine what this kids going to contribute. The show should be called " Race"
it's a race to see if Demi can keep up with Ashton as far as looking young.

Honey, you'll never win. I suppose that's why it's good to marry an older older man because then, you look young. Demi will have so much plastic surgery she'll look like Joan Rivers. Joan? in a few years that face is going to crack! Who is she kidding with those old wrinkly hands and that raspy 74 yr old voice! ! Tip: When you start to look like your own daughter's age.it's just freaky. Poor Joan. She and Cher have a lot in common. Personally, I think Bruce Willis is sexier than Ashton. Ashton is like a tall kindergartener. What do YOU think?

Get your lazy Ass offline and shop at a store!

Hey. I'm kidding. But this new generation of " online shoppers" has me puzzled. I know a woman, we'll call her " Sally". Sally is single and childless, yet couldn't find time to shop. So, she would buy shoes online. The shoes would come, oh! they were her size, but she either didn't like the way they looked, they were too tight, etc. So, Sally would have to ship them back.

<> step 1. get in your car step 2. go to shoe store. step 3. try them on. Sally was a good friend of mine, but I feel that Sally has too many personal issues. One is she never fully grew up. Sally is in her late 30's, but could be mentally 17.

I should have a segment each Wednesday about Sally. She's pretty entertaining, if I must say so. Sally, to this day, still shops online, and still wonders why those pretty sandals just don't fit. I've advised Sally to actually take a trip to the store, but we're talking to the hand here.

Like I've said in many posts........Live your life simply. It saves time.

Dont miss a Ghost Hunter episode on Halloween night.........i'll get the time and channel ( for my area anyway). They are traveling to Savannah, Georgia, and I sure hope to hell they find some ghosts.......

Oh! and note to the Ghost Hunters---Stop saying, " Is there anyone here that would like to communicate with us". That's just ridiculous. They communicate when they want to. I could do their job so much better. Have YOU ever seen a ghost?

Today is horrible neighbor day...........

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Billy bob will be no more......real soon. This story today is really about my neighbor across the street. Last weekend my husband found him drunk, asleep behind the wheel of his car with the keys in the ignition. He had to wake him up, and help him up the stairs. Shall I start an AA right in my own neighborhood. Actually, about 3 blocks away there is a small meeting room near the shops for AA.


I was really impressed at the high turnout one day, when my neighbor said that most of them are court-ordered to come to meetings. So much for being impressed. What's your horrible neighbor story? I know you have one!

Send them to the woods to live!

Do you have anyone in your life you'd like to humble? Someone who takes everyday things for granted..........Wants the best of everything, and has no clue what life is all about?


I'd like to send certain ppl to the woods to live for a week. They'd have to bathe in the creek with a bar of dial, and a big body of water, for anyone to look on in either amusement or disgust. They'd have to hunt for their breakfast, lunch, and dinner for berries. There would be no Lattes, no blow dryers, and no one to hear them whine. I swear, I've always tried to live my life as plain as possible. No frills. Sure i splurge on the occasional thing, but......even if I had a lot of money, I wouldn't want much.

To say you are on a budget, then you go out and buy expensive items, is ridiculous. And to waste 20 minutes whining about your new bathtub that's really deep and takes 93 gallons of water for each fill up........well, that's just pointless. Order the fucking tub, and move on with life.

A simple girl really doesn't understand these things. And i'm wondering how ppl like that can even survive. They are the ones who have to have CD players in their car. Sure I have one...but it's not a necessity. They are the ones that can't go out in the rain without an umbrella. I say...live a little. life's too short to complain about every single thing.


I am beginning to realize what life is all about. And it's not about how many songs you have on your iPod. Or that you get high speed internet or you're just gonna die...............life should be simple. If YOU make it complicated, don't try to force others into your high maintenance world.

tune in tomorrow when you find out all about my other neighbor and HIS alcohol problem. I swear they should start a rehab right in my neighborhood! Tomorrow is horrible neighbor day......what's YOUR story?

Where have all the manly men gone?

I know these guys are bisexual, but come on! This pic is adult content, not safe for work. ADULT........ Today is Wednesday, Is this Masculine....day. My question is: Where have all the manly men gone? Men like Mel Gibson, Dirty Harry, John Wayne, Jesse James ( ok, that one was lame, but who can name some real manly men........ check these guys out. CAUTION: ADULT. Pic Of The Day Can you name any Manly men? please?

time again to Cut the fat.............of my blog list

Today is...........Is that really Masculine day? I promise by the end of today, I'll come up with something. I've been really busy, and my kids have a big 4 day weekend coming up..thanks to teacher's meetings. I love my kids, but Damn--do i get tired at the end of the day. !


Even though my blog may not be entertaining, i try to find interesting blogs to read. My nature is to learn everything i can, and I really like finding out what makes ppl tick. Some blogs are really interesting. Check out Waiter Rant 1st. He's a very interesting man. Wonder what he looks like. If he had Mel Gibson's looks, and his brain and wit he shows on his blog--he'd be the ultimate catch ladies! So, sit back and click on my blogroll, while i trim it up a little.

On my blogroll today: One lady chatting about Opie and Anthony..... those two are vile. They had a contest to see who could have sex in the most public places...and one of the couples had sex in a church, so they were FIRED. Personally, Howard Stern is funnier. Sorry O & A. And O & A's treatment of a chubby, unattractive woman was particularly awful. hey guys: Karma........don't forget. Other topics on blogroll today, : the Adult content blog juicy needs to post, or I'll delete their privates.......lol..........
A mistress wants to give a lap dance to who? I think his last name is Colbert from the Colbert report, but he looks like a friggin geek to me. Why not save those lap dances for Dwayne Chapman the " Dog" bounty hunter. If he'd trim that belly fat, he'd look great. Oh! and take off about 15 years. lol

and what? Is Mrs. Ash tied up home alone with her children? poof. gone, Mrs. Ash.
Do you watch Dog the bounty hunter?

Ashton & Demi OK to say they're wed

He married his babysitter. Yipee!

Ashton Kutcher is going to have a sitcom?

well, the pimply faced kid does it again. He just married a much older woman. His motto is: Age is just a number. Is HE old enough to drive? Well, good luck Ashton, but i doubt many of us want to see how to get rid of pimples after your teen years! All the luck that putz has is going to run out once America realizes he's not a good actor, or intelligent. He reminds me of my SON. Demi.......what were you thinking? You got your little boy you always wanted. Congrats. I hear Ashton wants the new X box 360 for Xmas. There is a kick-ass game coming out that you can play with anyone online. He just didn't save enough from his allowance to buy it. If you were Demi---- What younger perhaps hotter guy would you date?

Tuesday is horrible neighbor day!

Well, Billy Bob has been looking at Trailers lately, and that's exactly where he belongs ( Trailer park). I was raised well, and taught manners. Billy Bob, however, doesn't have any.

On Sunday, I went for a power walk/jog, and Billy Bob was chatting with my husband, and my neighbor across the street. As I returned home, Billy Bob crossed the street with my neighbor, and as he swung his empty beer bottle, said, " I'm going to take a piss, you wanna another beer?" Tune in tomorrow, when we ask the question.........Is THAT really masculine???????


How would YOU like a neighbor like Billy Bob????????

What a waste of an Education!

There is a young woman that Donald trump just fired from " The Apprentice" who is just like Omarosa. She's very lazy. On one task, she was operating a Television set. Maybe direct TV, or some other type of service. She couldn't get the damn thing to work......lol. She kept making excuses for herself. Then, in the next task, no one wanted her to be project manager, and when they asked her to get into a costume, to help the team, she refused. At first, it was for personal reasons, she thought the costume looked ridiculous, and didn't want to embarrass herself. Nevermind that the men's group had 1 man dress up as a woman ( a Genie, to be exact). this woman, Laurel ( could be mispelled) is just lazy. She is college educated, has a good job, but is a slacker. Who did she think she was trying out for? Miss Trailer Park? This is a competition to be Donald Trump's assistant. " The Donald" was thorougly disgusted with her, as he should be. My question would be.........How the hell is she one of the candidates? Do YOU watch " The Apprentice"?

I'm No Slacker!

I'm sorry I have not posted, but I was unable to access my blog. I tried everything, but all is well.

What Happened to Taylor Behl? Fawley, the 38 yr old bipolar man says he accidentally cut off her air supply. I say, look at the facts. This girl loved school. She had just started college. Why would she want to travel 70 miles or so.......when she knew she had to be in school the next day? I think he's lying to safe his own ass. If he ever gets out of jail, maybe these young women will wake up and realize......he's not one to mess with. Oh? Maybe someone thinks he may be in jail for life? I hope so, but killers have gotten out before.

I'm not in a comical mood right now, perhaps i'll post more later. comment if ya like...and NO spam. someone commented, and they had a sex web site. Sex is overrated. blah. lol

Oprah's most wanted?

I know she's helping......but Oprah always wants to steal everyone else's glory. Look out John Walsh. It's Oprah's most wanted. See how the sexually frustrated woman herself chases down criminals in Chicago........with her assistant ready on hand with chocolate frosted donuts as a reward. Hey! Miss Oprah looks good, but she aint given up no donuts. Hooray for Oprah. Next on Oprah--Shopping out of Oprah's jewelry box. See how Oprah sells her jewelry at discount to the Oprah show employees and People in the audience.......all the while telling everyone how hard it is to give up that Pearl Necklace........ oprah: Steadman gave that to me in 1987 when we got engaged. And those ruby earrings? Steadman gave that to me when i bought him a new car in 1993. Watch Oprah cry as she sells her most precious of jewelry, but it's all to show off her bling bling and it's for a good cause. <> Do YOU like Miss Oprah?

My blogroll is shrinking!

warning. Juicy Pair is ADULT content. Ok. So, my blogroll is funnier than I am. What do you want from a stressed-out 41 yr old who's biggest thrill of the day is watching " the Young and the Restless" that I tivo'd. BTW Tivo is a wonderful thing. It's just like a VCR, except you subscribe to it. I believe it's 12.99 per month. I know what you are saying. Damn, stop making entries. Give it a rest. What do you TIVO?

Can Anyone BE that boring?

Damn, I hope I'm not as boring as one of the blogs I've been blogrolling. He starts out...this morning I got up and walked into a spider web. OOOOOOOOOO.

call 911.

Cutting the fat..........of my blogroll

Even If I can't keep you entertained, my blogroll will. Waiter Rant is a great blog and you must put it in your favs. Brotha will you spare a comment? ok, it's a rainy day. what's YOUR favorite thing to do? Post a comment.

I have a very cool pic for ya ladies. Can you imagine........your apt catches fire at the best time for me/worst time for you. I'm just happy he got out safetly. ( giggle)
#TodaysPicture

I'm adding a blog called " Juicy Pair" it's very Adult NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
comment.....dammit! I'll be cutting the blog for the next half hour. Dont I have work to do? lol

Tuesday is horrible neighbor day!

Today's story is all about Billy Bob. Billy Bob is a renter/poor man/alcoholic/part-time painter/loser/horrible dad. The house across from me is old and delapidated. They are going to sell it. There's a bid in for 90,000.00. The land is worth more than that. Well, Billy Bob heard about this...and now he wants to buy it. Let's forget the fact he has no liscense, no credit, and can barely afford to feed his family. His " Aunt" said she'd " give" him 90,000.00.

Somehow, I don't buy it. If he had an Aunt that had a little money, why would she let them live in squaller? Why wouldn't she have bought them a car when they were without one for ( just recently 2 weeks) and more recently ( 7 months). This " Aunt" mysteriously appears when he wants to buy this house. I say Billy Bob need to move further from my town, not become a home-owner. PLUS what that idiot doesn't realize is that 90,000 may buy the house, but there is taxes, back money owed on electric and water, and the house needs about 50,000 to fix it up to code. Wait til the building inspector sees it. It's not really fit to live in. My neighbor ( the caretaker) has let it go...............Squirrels have gotten into the attic, and he says they are chewing on the Electrical wiring. Billy Bob is so misinformed. Hopefully, he'll move soon, but do'nt worry i'll still have lots more horrible neighbor stories........what's YOURS?

Oprah's guide to a wonderful life

we knew self-absorbed Oprah would write a book. And by the way--has she had plastic surgery? Anyway, Oprah tells you how to have your best life ever. Girlfriend, take away Oprah's money, fame, and send her back to Alabama to live in a three room shack, then let her write about having the best life ever. One thing changed Oprah's life: MONEY. Now, why she wont' marry Stedman is beyond me. They've been engaged now for what? 16 years? Oprah's show is a big sucky face--let's see who She can suck up to next..............blah blah. I can't bear to watch her show anymore. Blog ya later!

America's Most Wanted gets involved

AMW gets involved in the Monica Sharp case. Take a close look at this 57 yr old man. I pray for the Sharp family, and hope that Monica will be found soon. If she is with this old man, he should be ashamed of himself.

amw.com Monica Sharp - Missing Child

Have you seen Monica?

To all blog readers......please forward this link if you wish. A 17 yr old Richmond girl, Monica Sharp is still missing, and is believed to be with a man (57) whom she met on the Internet. This girl needs to be found, and taken from this 57 yr old pedophile. This is a very sick individual who has preyed on young girls over the internet, and this poor girl, who is probably suffering from low self-esteem, has latched onto him.

I cannot begin to tell you that this child has to be returned safetly back to her mother. The internet is NOT the greatest thing, and if used for research, and homework it IS a good thing, but as we all know, older men and women use this technology to prey on young people. I'm 41 yrs old, I have 3 sons, and i would never dare use my computer to chat w/ a young person ( but that's just me--i'm not sick) I applaud the police department's and FBI, CIA everywhere who are going online to catch these horrible horrible people, including Ben Fawley, who is 38, and boasted about his relationship with a child like he's dating a Playboy playmate.

These young girls and boys are CHILDREN. They do not have the maturity to decide for themselves what is right/wrong when in the presence of these older adults. They are easily tempted by the older, suave male/female.

All these Internet predators should be ashamed of themselves. Let's pray that Monica is found and brought back home safetly. Here's a link to the article.


Police Believe Missing Monica Sharp To Be With Internet Acquaintance - The Post Chronicle

Joel Osteen says, " If you visualize it.......you can expect it.

so, does that apply to the 53 yr old man who sits around in his underwear and is now visualizing going to his local bar tonight, and getting laid. Hmmmmmmmm.

So, is Ben Fawley, the 38 yr old possibly bipolar amateur photographer, Taylor Behl's killer? They went to his ex g/f's middle school to interview her about photo's posted on the 38 yr old pedophile ( well, suspected Pedophile's website) no, just kidding. she may have been over 18. Ben has been rumored to say that once he gets out of jail, or breaks out of jail, he's going to be attending all those Elementary school fun fair's going on.

What a character he is. All I can say, is young girls beware--you think that older man is cute, he has money, a car, and can drive you around, but do YOU REALLY know him?

Why would a 37 yr old man want to date a High school senior? Do YOU know?


Have a safe and dry day............blog ya later!

The " divorcees" and Dr. Phil is making me stay fat

First of all Is it so? Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson getting separated? Who knew when some of you watched " the Newylweds, Nick & Jessica" you were watching the best months of their marriage.

Dr. Phil is keeping some people fat? Well, hell, just look at his rotund body. He's a big portly himself. bottom line: don't buy a diet book or plan from a large individual. Have a great weekend...............

It's confirmed.....body found is that of Taylor Behl

If you've read this blog and gone through my posts........you know I've been following the story. My sympathy goes out to Behl's family and friends. I just hope they either find or have found her killer. What a horrible tragedy. Now, maybe police will also focus on Monica Sharp..also a missing teen, and that story hasn't gotten the attention Behl's story did.

Here's the article link.Richmond Police Identify Remains As VCU Student Taylor Behl - The Post Chronicle


Blog ya later. ok , who watches the show " Joey"?

Billy Bob turned our street into a junk yard!

Not exactly. But.........I know this isn't horrible Neighbor Tuesday, but Billy Bob is such a redneck! When Billy Bob moved here a year ago, he came complete with an older, blue pick-up truck. After 3 months, the pick-up truck broke down. Now, I'm not a nosy neighbor, but when we would go out to go to work, the store, sports events, month after month Billy bob would occasionally be outside trying to fix the pick-up truck. Rumor has it, it needed a starter.

Well, in approx, January, Billy bob bought another truck, this time a blazer, probably an 85,86. It was black in color, with various rust. I'm thinking, " Good, his wife will finally have something to drive" ( She works as a housekeeper 5 days a week, more hours than he does). Well, after the truck didn't move, and the poor wife was still getting rides, it was painfully obvious Billy Bob bought a lemon. So now we have the broken down pick-up truck, and the broken down Blazer. Rumor has it the Blazer would not go in reverse. So, month after month, Poor Billy Bob and his family of 4 had no transportation and had to rely on the woman's two sons on is in his 20's and 1 is 30. I felt sorry, but for every case of beer or pack of cigarrettes, that could be money saved to buy parts for either vehicle.

so, now we're up to the current situation. In July, Billy Bob bought yet another car. Well, things are getting strict around here, and Billy Bob was told he had to get tags ( current) and insurance for both the broken down pick-up and the Blazer. My husband gave him a tow truck drivers number, so Billy Bob had the blue truck towed away ( He was angry-- he had the i'm not getting rid of my broken down, rusted pick-up truck), then he moved the Blazer to his Backyard !
So, now the white car is undrivable, it did not pass inspection after the 30 days. the 30 days expired late August, I dont know who's tags are on the car now.

I told myself..........If Billy Bob buys 1 more junk car, i'm calling city Hall. We have 7 vehicles, all tagged and insured, and we pay out the nose for insurance. Only 2 of our vehicles are on the street, and they are moved almost every day. Billy Bob is such a dolt........he's now complaining he doesn't have the money for parts to fix up the white car. So, his poor wife has to go back to getting her rides each day. I say Billy Bob just move in with one of his wealthier step son's and use the rent money to buy his wife a decent car. do YOU have a neighbor like this?

They found a body!

It's both good news/bad news for the Behl family if the body is that of the 17 yr old Taylor Behl. Bad news meaning all hope is lost that she is still alive, good news that it's finally over.

Being a mother, I can only imagine what she must be going through. And it's a nightmare that any parent would dread coming true. You send your daughter off to college. She's a young 17. I don't care how mature they say she was.........Being involved with the 38 yr old man was NOT a good thing, I always suspected him as soon as I heard of his existance.

My theory is this. He wanted to possess her. She's young and beautiful. But, when she wanted to date boys closer to her own age, he got jealous. He's bipolar, probably among a lot of other things, and let's face it........he's unemployed, and acts like someone 1/2 his own age. He's a bomb waiting to go off. When she should have been going to classes, going to parties, having fun with all her new friends, She is missing and may be this body they found in a shallow grave.


And my question to the killer is this. Why kill her? I will never understand why that's necessary. There are lonely ppl in bars everywhere just waiting to be picked up. Travel a little.

Or more importantly let this be another warning to young men and women. Be careful who you associate with. I pray for her family and friends. This can't be easy for other VCU students, especially young girls. Here's the link to the latest news.

Police investigating the disappearance of Taylor Behl called to scene of dead body

On Wednesday, We'll examine MEN

I don't know about you...but i like a real masculine man. Muscles, tough, rugged, just a MAN. But where are those men now? There's so much talk about metrosexuals, we get confused. Each Wednesday, I'll take a scenario and ask How masculine is THIS man? Ok, so man A, we'll call him " Peter" he's been married twice, is on his second fiance. He gets married. At the wedding you can't even get the groom to stand next to the bride. I didn't see any love. When i told them they should go dance, I got a dirty look. Is this a marriage of convenience? tax break? 2 days after the wedding, and no honeymoon, the groom went off for 2 days to go " fourwheeling with his buddies". Is it my imagination, or does the word wedding mean anything anymore. How masculine is THIS MAN? Tune in next Wednesday where I ask about Celebrities. Who's in the closet?

The self absorbed woman

You probably know someone just like her. She's in banking. She wants to do a remodeling project on her newly purchased home. She says that all laypeople such as trashmen, plumbers, contractors, Electricians, and mechanics do not have as important as a job as she does. I think NOT. loan officers are a dime a dozen, and if you a renter in NY, you'll never have to face one. This woman has a super ego, and I don't think I've met anyone so vain. I told her: If you were stranded in the middle of DC, in a gang neighborhood, what would be more important to you.....getting your mortgage rate lowered or that tow truck arriving quickly? I think that as we all grow older, money does matter, but so much matters more. I met a blind woman at the supermarket yesterday. I told this self absorbed woman-- I feel so lucky that i can see...Yes, maybe my mortgage rate could be lowered a percent, but....at that moment, I just thanked God for my sight. Do you know anyone like this woman? run, don't walk, to the nearest Exit. Their aura's are black, quick-someone call an exorcist..this woman takes no prisoners. The last statement she made was......with the quote your contractor gave me, i'm sure he will make money, and he will have made more money on my job, than the other jobs he might have going on.........1st of all........if you are a customer of any contractor or plumber It's not your job to worry about how much money the contractor is making. If i worried about how much money my mechanic was making/raking me over the coals for I'd be crying. When I was a little girl, I never thought selfish, self absorbed people existed. I know ( how naive). Now, I've seen it much too often. These ppl need an awakening to show them.......treat everyone with respect. You never know when you might need their help.

My car smells like MOLD

As if you didn't have enough to worry about............Will used car dealers try to peddle " Hurricane Katrina cars"? read up on this one.AOL Personal Finance: - - Damaged Cars Could End Up Being Resold If your car smells like mold, and is leaking..............lol OK so I missed horrible neighbor day............sorry. From now on.........Wednesdays will be Can that man be gay? day. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but many men hide it. Don't hide it. And for god's sake, dont' get married. Geez. I'll give you an example and you can post a comment. Please.................. 1st horrible neighbor update. Billy Bob lost his liscense 17 years ago because he didn't pay his child support. So, now he has no liscense, and shouldn't be on the road driving. And that's mostly because he's always drinking. Tune in next week to find out why Billy Bob thinks his Aunt is going to give him 90K to buy a house, and he doesn't even have a car to drive right now ! Now for today's Gay question. Man A and Man B are friends. They have lunch together, work together often, as their trades are related. Man B comes to work one day wearing jeans. Man A says, " I've never seen you work in jeans". GAY. My god i didn't even notice Man B ( whom i work with) wearing jeans. Comment often and come back for more Horrible neighbor stories and Is he GAY?

the Beach Blimp

I just got back from Ocean City, Md. just this morning. I have lots to blog about, but i'll start with......Why do fat asses wear bikini's and belly shirts? This includes both men and women. Do they not own a mirror? Am I lying?

And god if you ever wanted to appreciate living in a house ( detached), stay in an older cheaper motel. OH MY GOD. I was kept up til 2 a.m. each evening by incessant ranting on both the boardwalk ( I stayed Ocean Front, nothing but the best, sort of. ) the boardwalk ppl, and my neighbors next door were loud. I have to have absolute quiet. What! Do I have to sleep in a morgue?

My condolences go out to the families of the 21 victims who drowned over the weekend in NY. And that water was soooooooo cold. But, in the boat world, I suppose those larger boats do make such big wakes, it can knock the smaller ones over.....I'm just sorry there were deaths. And a few were Senior citizens, I'll try to follow the story better.

The water at the beach was unseasonably warm though, I hope everyone had a great weekend, the weather was nice at the beach. Blog ya later....and fatties--- COVER UP PLEASE!!