Oprah's most wanted?

I know she's helping......but Oprah always wants to steal everyone else's glory. Look out John Walsh. It's Oprah's most wanted. See how the sexually frustrated woman herself chases down criminals in Chicago........with her assistant ready on hand with chocolate frosted donuts as a reward. Hey! Miss Oprah looks good, but she aint given up no donuts. Hooray for Oprah. Next on Oprah--Shopping out of Oprah's jewelry box. See how Oprah sells her jewelry at discount to the Oprah show employees and People in the audience.......all the while telling everyone how hard it is to give up that Pearl Necklace........ oprah: Steadman gave that to me in 1987 when we got engaged. And those ruby earrings? Steadman gave that to me when i bought him a new car in 1993. Watch Oprah cry as she sells her most precious of jewelry, but it's all to show off her bling bling and it's for a good cause. <> Do YOU like Miss Oprah?