Just add 5 lbs to my Ass

Yesterday, a friend and I were shopping. She suggested I try the Dairy Queen " Blizzard". Hell, they had lard blizzard, bacon grease blizzard, pumpkin pie, etc. ( just kidding). I got a small one and it was the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard. Hell! I didn't even finish half of it, it was so good and so rich and sweet. In my 20's, i would have finished it. I'm trying to eat healthy and that thing was so rich. It's actually thicker than a shake. If you ate one a day, you'd have JLo's ass in a few months, only not firm, flabby. Pass the carrot sticks, please. Have YOU tried the Blizzard?