Monday, October 15, 2007

Monavie AGAIN Try it for yourself!

I knew I'd have Monavie fans posting to my blog, and I welcome them. If you want to try Monavie--go ahead. I'm not going to buy $200.00 worth of Monavie. I have lived a healthy lifestyle, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, and I do eat plenty of vegetables. If you think that 4 oz. of Monavie will replace eating fruits and vegetables, that is just silly. I want to respond to Danny's comment. We are exactly the same age, so we've both had quite a few years of life experience. I went to the Monavie websites, and read the comments. Quite a few people said they noticed a difference right away with Monavie. I wanted to try it for myself, and i did. Of course you want me to buy more Monavie and keep spending $40 a bottle. That's how the Monavie sales reps start to make money. But in order to even start to make money, you have to recruit 6 or more people to sell Monavie. I'm not going to sell a product that didn't have any effect on me. It made me tired in the morning after a drank the 2 oz. Twice within the six days, I had a headache after drinking Monavie. Bottom line--it's not for everyone. There is no miracle drink. Monavie is an expensive drink, plain and simple. As far as Monavie doing amazing things, You cannot believe everything you hear. I would have to live with a person and watch them drink the monavie to believe it actually helped them. The Monavie team wants to make money. What better way than someone saying......... I was in a car accident a year ago, and had a sprained back. I'm on disability, and now after drinking Monavie for 3 months, my back feels better. I'm sorry, but i'm not that gullible. Danny asked how much fruit I throw away. Answer: none. I eat all my apples, oranges, blueberries, strawberries. I feel that even if I invested $200.00 in Monavie, it would not improve my quality of life. I think that perhaps Monavie helps those who are sick. Just a little. Maybe enough for them to notice, but my husband (47) and I (43) are both healthy adults. It made no difference in either of us. My husband complained of being tired after the morning dosage also. It's not about being negative, its about being truthful. It's about time someone told the truth. Bottom line: Monavie is expensive at $40 a bottle. It's like a thick grape juice. a little tangy. My husband did not care for the taste. Good luck selling the Monavie, but I just don't think its anything more than a bunch of fruits mixed up in a bottle and it's overpriced. I read what Danny wrote about cancer cells. Are you kidding me? Are the monavie people actually telling everyone that we could all have cancer cells in our body? Shame on anyone who tells that lie. If someone does have cancer, Monavie will not CURE it. They will more than likely have to go through chemotherapy, and shame on you for making them have false hopes. Stay positive about life, eat your fruits and vegetables, exercise, and don't believe everything you read. I've made it this far, and I want to be honest about my Monavie experience. Have a great week everyone!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Try a bottle of Monavie for YOURSELF

It's the magical elixer. It will make you stronger, have more of a sex drive...blah blah. I DID try a bottle of Monavie ( $40, if i bought it). I felt nothing. It did make me tired, which isn't good 1st thing in the morning. My husband and I tried a bottle each. We drank 2 oz in the morning, 2 oz at night. I'm not going to keep buying Monavie, and hope that after i spend 200 dollars, it will finally start working. No. to the anonymous commenter there IS no price on health. Eat right, eat fruits and vegetables, which i do. A power walk and a bottle of water will do better than Monavie. It's a great drink, but just too expensive. Monavie makes many claims, and has so many ppl backing them up, but after YOU try it.......just see how you feel. When i tasted it, it was like tangy grape juice that was heavy. Do your research on the ingredients, and you will find that one of the ingredients is not recommended for pregnant women and infants. It also has shellfish in it, so if you have a seafood allergy -- it's not for you. If you are selling Monavie--Good luck. you are going to need it. For those of you saying that Monavie helps cancer patients.....let them try it , and see. I know a person who drinks Monavie, and has for 4 months, and still has the same knee pain, back pain, because he just complained about it the other day. Orange juice costs 3.99. stick to that. Amen

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The Real Wedding crasher

Trashy people are everywhere! Even in Idaho! A very shady lady and her daughter crashed an Acquaintances wedding. She stole gift cards and possibly gifts. She was not invited, but ate the food, socialized, and even cut the cake BEFORE the bride and groom. I say......put this woman in jail. Hopefully, someone in her family who is sane can raise her children. Shame on this woman! She is worse than my old- redneck-white trash neighbor. ! Click on this link for details. Wednesday is horrible neighbor day. My horrible neighbor is gone-but will I get another one soon? I will post a horrible neighbor story later. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor? You are not alone.
Who invited her? - AOL Video Click this link to see a real wedding crasher.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Mona Vie still drinking......

This is day 4 for my husband and I taking Mona vie. Mona vie is a fruit drink that is supposed to give you energy, and give you better over all health. I can honestly say it has a bitter taste, and I am not seeing any improvements in my general health. I do feel tired after I drink Mona vie, probably because it has so many fruits in it. It feels heavy and a little syrupy. You'd have to taste it for yourself, but it's an expensive drink. At 40 dollars a bottle, each bottle ( while drinking 2 oz a day 2 x a day) only lasts 6 days. You'd need 5 bottles a month. That's 200.00 a month. I can buy Grape juice or orange juice for 3.99 a bottle. I am the type of person who eats fruit anyway, so this is just a double-dose of fruit for me. I will let you know after day 6 how I feel, but so far, I'm the same. Billy bob has come back to cut the neighbors grass. I don't think he/commonlaw wife put in a change of address because the lady is still coming to dig through the mailbox. They've moved, but they still hang around on occasion. I'll just have to ignore them next time. Fall will be here, and no need to cut grass. Have a great Monday!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Mona vie a scam?

I have not posted in a while, but I'd like to discuss Mona vie. It's a healthy drink that has 19 different fruits in it. I have researched this drink, and have found both pro's/cons. I do not want to become a distributor because I just don't have the time, but one of my husband's friends gave us 2 bottles. I will let you know my progress. First of all, I have been losing weight, I do exercise, and I do eat plenty of fruits. I don't know if it will have much effect on me, but I'm willing to try. I do believe that very few ppl make much money selling Mona vie. My husband's friend--I'll call him Phil. Phil has invested 1000.00 in Mona vie. You can buy Mona vie on Ebay cheaper than he sells it for. My first impression was......most people don't have healthy diets. Instead of eating fruits, they can just drink 2 oz. of mona vie 2 X a day. We'll see if it does any good for me. I just started drinking it last night. So far, the taste is bitter, and after last night's dosage, I had a headache. You can see it on Ebay........
Mona vie, Dietary Supplements, Nutrition, Weight Management items on eBay.com


Phil has to sign up as many ppl ( friends,family) as he can to be distributors. Phil is overweight, and has many problems with joints, bones. I've heard he has lost no weight, and nothing seems to have changed, but after hearing how much money you COULD make ( could, not can) he wants to try it.

I'm going to give it a try. I'll be impartial. Billy Bob finally moved out of his house. His landlady gave him a month to paint the entire house, and install carpet throughout. He did a lousy job on the carpet ( I saw) and fair job on paint. The neighbors and I thought he dragged the job out because it gave him a free place to stay. He hadn't paid rent since July. He lived there in August free, and the first week of September. He's been back a few times because he cuts the neighbors lawn up the street. The neighborhood is so much quieter, and we're all happier.


Have a great weekend! Don't become a Mona vie distributer without research!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

the LUCK he has!

First of all, I have not blogged in weeks! Kids are back in school, and my white trash neighbor Billy Bob has really been up to something! He's gotten 2 months free rent from his idiot landlady. First let me update you. This out of work alcoholic sent his kids away, his wife left him ( again) and he's doing some work on the house he is now living in......rent free! We'll never be rid of that jack-ass. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor like mine? I know it could be worse, but now the guy has some homeless man living with him. Calgon take me away!

Sunday, July 08, 2007

We may be losing trashy neighbor!

Who knows if we will or not. This lush makes up so many stories he makes Pinnochio look innocent. He's having a yard sale. What he'd have anyone would want to buy is beyond me. I overheard him yelling at someone about not bringing a certain item for him to sell. He's hardcore! Begging his friends to bring their junk to sell. Here's another site to check out. WHY I HATE MY NEIGHBOUR My neighbor is still out of work, and obviously out of money. Do YOU have horrible neighbors? post your rant here. Have a wonderful Sunday, watch Big Brother tonight at 8 p.m. on Channel 9. I missed episode I, my Tivo for some strange reason did NOT record it. Toodles!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Never got the chance to sell...............

This is a true story. It happened within 10 miles of my home. A realtor got a call one day about showing a house in Bowie, Md. He left his wife and two small children. And never returned. This was a Thursday. That same day, a few hours later, his burned car was found within 3 miles of the home he was showing. The next day, the Builder found his body in the home's basement. He had been shot several times in the upper body. What happened to this poor man? I am hoping the police find his killer/killers. Would someone be so desperate as to meet a real estate agent at a home to rob him/her. His wallet was missing. But, really..........how much money do you think he had in it? The house was listed on the market at approx. 480,000. This happened in a quiet neighborhood. I don't think you are safe anywhere, anymore. I didn't know being a realtor was so dangerous. Have a great hump day! Billy Bob update...............he told us he had a job Sunday. We didnt' see him Monday, but yesterday he was home again. I wonder if he was fired?!

Friday, June 08, 2007

Just when you thought it was safe..........

A girl scout camping in the Pochonos in Pennsylvania was pulled out of her tent by a bear! The bear grabbed her sleeping bag....but it was scary enough. I was a Girl scout, but thankfully that didn't happen to me. Have a great weekend all! link: Bear Pulls Girl Scout Out of Bed - AOL Video

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Billy Bob update!

Billy Bob, my redneck, alcoholic, out of work neighbor has been out of work for 6 months now. Word is....things aren't going well. His two teenage daughters are complaining about not having any money. Billy Bob won't get a job, and sits on his porch all day, watching the neighbors go by. It's like a boring soap opera. Will Billy Bob ever get a job? Will his wife be able to afford to keep their rental home? Tune in next week................. Someone should have told Billy Bob it takes hard work to make it. ! Did you hear that spoiled brat Paris Hilton is out of jail? How long was she in for? 3 days? What do you bet one of her friends told her she should freak out and pretend she's going crazy? Why can't they just put her in a mental institution for the rest of her sentence? Have a great Thursday!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Young girl Lohan in trouble again

If she comes out of a club, at 20 yrs old, drunk--that club should be shut down. Someone tell Lindsay Lohan's Dad that we really don't care about her........and care less about him. He sounds like a horrible Dad, spending time in jail, and having his own demons with drugs and alcohol. Kids will be kids, and a lot of these young stars take their money and buy drugs with it. It's sad to see, but she just doesn't have a good head on her shoulders. What a role model Ms. Lohan is. I could care less about her, and I hope she realizes how foolish she looks. Years from now, she'll be showing her own children--look how stupid Mommy was. If you want to sneak and drink alcohol Lindsey--why not do it at home? Where you won't have to drive anywhere. Lindsey needs to take a big chunk of her money and go to a long stint at Rehab. Save yourself girl, this is the only the beginning of your trouble if you dont. Have a great Thursday and don't drink and drive!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Pssssssssst! You have a run..........

How embarrassing. You go to a graduation party, wearing your black dress w/ lace, and black stockings. I was walking to the bus stop to pick up my son and saw this woman.................and on her black hose was a huge run! All I could think of....was how embarrassing and that run is going to SPREAD! I remember years ago I would take clear nail polish with me. The last formal event I went to was my nephew's wedding, and I did wear black stockings and everything turned out o.k. For anyone graduating Happy Graduation!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

All this over a pair of pants

This article really ticked me off. First of all, this is a judge who is creating a frivolous lawsuit. Okay, so the cleaners said same day service. Perhaps cleaners should not guarantee same day service. When they misplaced the judge's pair of pants, that was a problem. They should have just not charged him, which I don't think he paid anyway. To sue for millions over lost pants is ridiculous. This judge should either drop the case or step down. I would have no respect for him. What do YOU think? Top News- Judge Sues Cleaner for $65 Million Over Pants - AOL News horrible neighbor story coming tomorrow.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Give Alec a break!

While I dont' agree with what Alec Baldwin said on the voicemail to his daughter--WHY was this made public? I've been a mother for 23 years and I can tell you I've said plenty of embarrassing things to my children I wish I could take back. To me, it seems like Alec is frustrated his daughter doesn't pick up her cell phone. He went about it the wrong way, and didn't express himself properly--but you can hear his frustration. All you Moms/Dad's who have had kids for more than 18 years can all relate. These days kids have their cell phones growing out of their ears. I will say one thing-- Kim Basinger needs to try and help her daughter/Alec have a better relationship. So many times one parent coerces the child against the other parent. It's just not fair. I shudder to think of my anger outbursts making national television. Eeeeek! Guys-- a good way to keep track of the ladies. I found this one funny. yes, today is horrible neighbor day--I'll post Billy Bob's latest tomorrow. a hint. He had not worked in 4 months. He had an " accident" and may not work again. Here's your link.Watchersweb FunnyFarm

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Boob of the week: Don Imus

I'd like to comment on Don Imus. First of all, his comments were on national Television, not Sirius radio, or XM. Comments are supposed to be censored. While some may find it funny for him to refer to black basketball players as: nappy headed ho's........I do not. Shame on you Don Imus. And when he was with the controversial Al Sharpton, why did he keep bringing up the fact he has black children at his camp, and is raising money for sickle-cell anemia research? The issue at hand you old fossil is why must you refer to the basketball players as ho's? or refer to their hair? You are an old, dustball of a man and your hair isn't pretty. Don Imus can dish it out...but he can't take it. Who cares if he doesn't get fired from radio? No one is listening anyway.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Put down that cookie and Drive

On this blog, you'll read plenty of rants. If YOU have a rant, just post the reply here. A few days ago I was driving to 7-Eleven. the parking lot was full ( as usual ), and I waited for an SUV to pull out of a space. The woman backed up slowly, then very, very slowly pulled off. I wondered why she was moving so slow, and I saw what was in her hand. a COOKIE. put your food down and drive! ---Today is Tuesday, horrible neighbor day. My neighbor hasn't been as annoying lately. He's still jobless, which is not my concern, but did you ever notice all the white trash families invite relatives who come to live with them in their tiny 2 bedroom/attic homes with only 1 bathroom and never leave? They must be like sardines in that house. The house is really small, one small LR no formal dining room, small kitchen w/ small space for a table. 2 bedrooms and 1 attic. 1 bathroom for all 6 ppl. no basement, just a cellar with a dirt floor. Those relatives have been their since October of 05. They have sold their home, and as Billy Bob puts it " are waiting to buy a double-wide". How many ppl can you fit into a small home? I'll say one thing--the house is clean as my crazy neighbor has told me ( the naked 59 yr old across the street) he's a crazy exhibitionist who doesn't have blinds or curtains for his bedroom. Imagine the grocery bills! I think the relatives must be chipping in, because Billy Bob hasn't worked in 4 months. he's waiting for the perfect job for a man-with-no liscense-no car-alcoholic and a know-it-all. He's not even a good painter. It took him about 6 weeks to paint my neighbors average size home. He only did the front/sides/trim. and he had HELP. Not everyone can paint. I asked one of the painters who works for us how long it should take. He said about 2 weeks. With bad weather, approx 3. but no more. Sad thing is--at the beginning my neighbor was paying him by the hour, until he found out some sunny days Billy Bob wasn't even showing up for work. I am in and out most days, and on perfectly nice days, Billy Bob would show up at 10, and be gone by 2. No wonder he hasn't found a job yet. Have a great week!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Unemployed and half naked!

Today is Thursday--I know--Pervert of the week day--I'll get to the pervert later in the post. Yesterday, my unemployed-redneck-alcoholic neighbor was outside on his front porch with NO shirt on. Eeeeeek! I know-if I don't like it, don't look. too late. I was going to my car to run an errand, and there he was. All 150 lbs of him. He's built like a 12 yr old boy. Why couldn't I live next to a Brad Pitt lookalike? Anyway, if you've got horrible neighbor stories--I've got some too. Pervert of the week is none other than my neighbor across the street, I'll call him " Jim" Jim is 59, single, no children. Jim is the caretaker of a very old house that's been sitting across the street for about 7 years now. We've never seen Jim with a woman, and the only friends we've seen him with are usually other single, older men or some my own age. I heard from our neighbor a few blocks away that he hit on her. YES, propositioned her. She's about 71. Now Jim doesn't seem 59, he's much spry er and wiry. This neighbor is older and frail. She said he told her he's fixing up the house, she should come live with him. He said he needs a " girlfriend". We're keeping our eye on Jim. Something tells me he's missing a few cards from his deck. Have a wonderful day all!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

He wants a drink dammit!

It's seems in Chicago, an off duty police officer got violent when a bartender cut him off from alcohol. Damn, those drunks can be nasty. How do you know you have a problem with alcohol? You beat up a female bartender half your size. This guy needs Alcoholic Anonymous & a stint in rehab. It's not funny for the bartender but this guy wins the Ass of the week award. Congrats Anthony Abbate! Top News- Camera Catches Officer Beating Bartender - AOL News

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Today is horrible neighbor day!

Do YOU have a horrible neighbor story? Feel free to unload here. My white trash alcoholic redneck neighbor is out of work and very annoying. Last week, his next door neighbor, I'll call her " Sally" had her roof replaced. Well, Billy Bob was angry because he thought he'd be the one to replace it. ( even though he's not liscensed and isn't a roofer) Billy Bob thinks he can do everything.......painting, plumbing, tree cutting, roofing, you name it. Although his latest job was working with family, painting. During the time the roofers were at Sally's home, Billy Bob was always hanging around, sitting on his porch, muttering and complaining. He would criticize what the roofers were doing, they didn't do this right or that right. Sometimes, Sally said the roofers would hear him. By the time Monday rolled around, the roofers had realized Billy Bob didn't have a job. He actually asked the owner for a job! The next day he even confessed he had been pulled over for 3 DWI's in his past. Talk about career suicide. The poor roofers were so annoyed by him when they came back to do the last finishing touches, that one roofer asked him, " Why aren't YOU at work today?" Poor Billy Bob. He doesnt' have much going for him. At times, I feel sorry for him. But , then i realize how far my neighbors and my family have come over the 12 years we've been here. A lot of the families started small businesses, made improvements, and it's really a nice neighborhood. Billy Bob has led a hard life of drinking and dead end jobs. The neighborhood is diverse, which we like. It's hard to live in a development with all the rules, and things are a little more lax here. There are several different kinds of houses. Billy bob lives in an old duplex. It's a 2 bedroom/attic. He's a renter. Now please, dont' think all renters are this bad. we know plenty who are decent ppl. Long story short, Billy Bob now hangs around watching us go to work, sports, begging for a job, but None of my neighbors will hire him. The roofer's exact words were, " I just can't have someone like that working for me". Good luck to Billy Bob, maybe he'll find West Virginia more appealing.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Those pesky neighbors!

As anyone who reads my blog would know, I have a redneck, out of work ( new topic) neighbor who drives us crazy. I have lived in 5 different places, and usually have at least 1 crazy neighbor. Here's another site to check out.WHY I HATE MY NEIGHBOUR Good reading! If you live in the country or in the city in an apartment building, you have to put up with neighbors. I have several lovely neighbors. BUT-there is one pain in the ass that's been here for 2 years and is now unemployed. He worked with family, and I suppose they are now fed up with him. Did I mention he drinks? Is a busybody? His next door neighbor ( lovely 55 yr old woman, I'll call Sally) Sally is fed up with him. She was outside last week during our warm spell doing yard work. As Sally was trimming her bushes, BillyBob comes out and says, " I have better clippers than that". Poor Sally just shakes her head, and informs him she has 2 pairs, and thank you. If you think you can ignore this kind of neighbor--good luck. He watches ppl come and go during the day, adding his comments. His latest annoying thing to do is to go around asking every neighbor if he can paint their house. We already told him my hubby does the painting, but he's asked 3 times. I suppose his wife ( who works) is getting on him about finding another job. Personally, I hope he's out of here before summer. Do YOU have a horrible neighbor? post a comment. Tomorrow is horrible neighbor day, and I have yet another story about our out of work-redneck renter. Have a great day!