Worst personal ad ever

okay. 1st--this man from Silver spring has a very catchy intro-- Free Beer! he'll get a lot of lushes responding to that. He posts a picture where you can see a blond woman cut out of the picture. Big mistake. He's a little heavy--but guess what he says on his profile? ABOUT ME: chicks dig me. yes. that's why he's 37, single,never married, and posting his profile on yahoo personals........nice going beer man. he says it's because of his sex panther cologne. He says he has the body of a buddha. nice. then, he goes on to tell you your horoscope, and that you will be finding a lost item on yahoo personals, and buying a beer for a sagittarius. The man likes to drink. Not a good sign. he should have posted his profile on AA instead of yahoo. About his match. he wants a woman who can appreciate a man who knows how to pretend to be a gentleman. This guy has the class of a bum right off the street. by the looks of his profile, you'd have to doubt he's a post graduate. He says he likes to make stuff, eat stuff, drink stuff, ride stuff, read stuff. My guess is he likes to read the comics. If nothing else, he was entertaining. it's a surprise he's single.