How CHEAP R U?

This is one of those little stories i tell. My husband is a contractor/plumber. One of our friends, told another friend about my husband. It seems her friend, i'll call him " Alec " was remodeling his bathroom, and doing much of it himself. He couldn't get the old shower pan out. He tried and tried, and even had my friend's husband try. He even got several of his " buddies" to try. No luck. So , my husband went over, and after an hour and a half, got the old shower pan out by breaking it up.....and plus having a lot of experience removing old fixtures, shower pans, etc. My husband told him he'd call him to let him know how much he owed him. Well, my husband called and said, " 75.00". The guy nearly flipped. I suppose the fact this man is jewish means nothing. No offense Jewish ppl. Anyway, he refused to pay. After a few days, and researching this with his " buddies" he said " 40.00" would have been enough. My husband was insulted. He told him to keep his 40.00 if he was that broke. To this day, we still have to see " Alec" around our city because our children are the same age. ( we both have 15 yr olds). Isn't it wonderful to be cheap? The proper way to have done it would have been for Alec to tell my husband he'd have to pay him in installments. There is no gratitude with some ppl. Has anyone ever stiffed YOU? Have a great Sunday! Go Redskins!

Pirates? Nahhhhhhhhhh.........

I read the article.....but it's hard to believe. pirates? lol.............I bet none of them looked like Johnny Depp. AOL News - Cruise Ship Crew Fends Off Pirate Attack Have a great weekend!

One day Mold will get you-----

to the paranoid in our society.........why worry about Mold? If it's toxic, get it cleaned up.......or use some Mold & Mildew remover. With so many things to worry about.....global warming, terrorist attacks, crime, home invasions, are you going to let a little mold stop you? The news media love to hype things up........watch your parakeet! We have the " bird flu". I say that moviemakers get busy and have a movie-star couple come home one day, and find toxic mold oozing out of their jacuzzi. " Ok, Sally--time to move back into our winter home in Utah". What else are they going to scare us with? careful when you're in your shower...forget about Norman Bates! the toxic mold is coming for you. What are YOU afraid of?

Scary!

Last night on Trading spouses..........Channel 5 i believe at 9 p.m. there was a religious nut as one of the Mom's. She's from Louisiana, and is a bible thumper. I do'nt think i've met anyone so over the top. Not to mention the fact she weighs as much as a baby Elephant. Who cares if someone reads Tarot cards, does hypnosis, or is a psychic. Unless you are a devil worshipper or satanist.....i really wouldn't worry. At least until you get to know that person. Did anyone else recognize the fact she treated her younger daughter like Cinderella. yeah, she's the queen alright..........the Queen of Lard.

I missed horrible Neighbor day!

dammit. although it' doesn't seem like anyone's reading the blog.......but Billy bob was out in full prance this morning. I'm getting ready to take my son to school, my husband is putting materials for work on his truck, and there is Billy Bob. Standing up on his porch grinning, waiting to pounce and bombard my husband with questions. Just as you thought it was safe to go out to your driveway---- My poor neighbor around the corner drives by slowly, and Billy bob spots him! Now, he's going to chat w/ him for at least 15 minutes on how he's angry that my neighbor down the street reported him for having a bronco w/ no tags parked on the street. 1st of all , Billy Bob didn't need to buy a vehicle that was broken down, 2nd Billy Bob is a renter, and that is not even technically his yard that the broken down, no tagged truck is parked in. Instead of fixing it--Billy Bob now wants to build a " pen", surround the truck with stockade fence. God! What a redneck. What is YOUR horrible neighbor story?

Time to cut the fat...........

of my blogroll that is............Waiter rant is a terrific blog, I hope you all read it. And Dilly dilly is very entertaining. A woman with class.....that's nice to see.

I'm trimming the blogroll, much like trimming the tree...............check out juicy pair...omg that makes me blush. My husband told me he'd never let me insert a dildo in the no-no spot. That guy is kinky. caution: juicy pair ( the blog to your left) is AC.

Damn, I dont' want to remove any of those blogs. I rock. Happy Halloween!

DAmmit! The Good ones Really are Taken!

This is a story that has to be told. It's a true story, but the names have been changed. The proffession has been changed. There are 3 people in sales. The sales manager is a tall, dark, handsome married man with two young children. He works with a lot of people, but we'll be telling you about his affairs. There are 2 women. 1 is named Katie, she's a single girl, 32, never married. Katie can't seem to find the right man, but doesn't mind dating a married man.

Then, there is Monica. She's a divorced, 37 yr old mother of 2. 1 of her children is in college, the other a young girl who is 11. Monica has had lots of failed relationships, and doesnt' mind dating married men.

One night Monica has the sales Manager, I'll call him " Ben" over to her house. Katie, is also there. The plan was Monica, Katie, and Ben were all going to have a 3 some. Katie didn't let it work out that way, and Monica and Ben slept together.

A few weeks later, Ben started making advances toward Katie. They began dating. Slowly, the relationship grew to a full blow affair where Ben actually moved in with Katie.

He told his wife he needed " space". Actually, what he needed was a few booty calls.

Ben and Katie lived in bliss, until Katie wanted more. " Leaving your wife" was suggested, and Ben ran for the hills, back into his wife's arms. This was not the first time this Casanova had strayed, but now Katie was heartbroken.

During the affair, Ben gave Katie the more promising sales leads at work, and this did not sit well with Monica. Tossed aside for a younger, spunkier version of herself, she begin making trouble in the workplace.

In the end, Ben was fired, Monica eventually quit, and Katie is still alone. Moral of the story.......don't shit where you eat.

Has THIS happened to you? oh , and Happy Halloween Everyone!

Would you like My Trash for Xmas?

I'm sure you've heard of re-gifting. It's where someone gets a gift they don't want, then they give it to you.......well in my family, there is now a new tradition. The gifts you get for free for either filling out a survey, buying a phone, opening up a bank account etc. now go to us, or anyone else they can pawn it off on.

I knew the gifts were probably freebies, but i didn't have proof until i filled out a financial survey. If I filled out a short survey online, i could get a Calculator. And, it's the exact same one my son got for xmas from an Aunt. If i bought 100.00 worth of merchandise, I'd get a nice pen. Exactly the same pen my older son got from the same Aunt. Our house is cluttered enough. I'm going to start dropping by the local shelters and dumping off these gifts. Someone can appreciate them. What's next? you make me a cardboard jewelry box out of your cereal boxes just to get credit for recycling? Or you make me a pencil holder out of 20 pieces of old, discarded gum? So has anyone ever reGifted YOU?

I married My Mom........

Ashton Kutcher is involved in a show called, " I married my Mom" just kidding. Actually it's called.....The benefits of marrying an older, more experienced woman........no really it's 30 yr old Grandpa. I can't imagine what this kids going to contribute. The show should be called " Race"
it's a race to see if Demi can keep up with Ashton as far as looking young.

Honey, you'll never win. I suppose that's why it's good to marry an older older man because then, you look young. Demi will have so much plastic surgery she'll look like Joan Rivers. Joan? in a few years that face is going to crack! Who is she kidding with those old wrinkly hands and that raspy 74 yr old voice! ! Tip: When you start to look like your own daughter's age.it's just freaky. Poor Joan. She and Cher have a lot in common. Personally, I think Bruce Willis is sexier than Ashton. Ashton is like a tall kindergartener. What do YOU think?

Get your lazy Ass offline and shop at a store!

Hey. I'm kidding. But this new generation of " online shoppers" has me puzzled. I know a woman, we'll call her " Sally". Sally is single and childless, yet couldn't find time to shop. So, she would buy shoes online. The shoes would come, oh! they were her size, but she either didn't like the way they looked, they were too tight, etc. So, Sally would have to ship them back.

<> step 1. get in your car step 2. go to shoe store. step 3. try them on. Sally was a good friend of mine, but I feel that Sally has too many personal issues. One is she never fully grew up. Sally is in her late 30's, but could be mentally 17.

I should have a segment each Wednesday about Sally. She's pretty entertaining, if I must say so. Sally, to this day, still shops online, and still wonders why those pretty sandals just don't fit. I've advised Sally to actually take a trip to the store, but we're talking to the hand here.

Like I've said in many posts........Live your life simply. It saves time.

Dont miss a Ghost Hunter episode on Halloween night.........i'll get the time and channel ( for my area anyway). They are traveling to Savannah, Georgia, and I sure hope to hell they find some ghosts.......

Oh! and note to the Ghost Hunters---Stop saying, " Is there anyone here that would like to communicate with us". That's just ridiculous. They communicate when they want to. I could do their job so much better. Have YOU ever seen a ghost?

Today is horrible neighbor day...........

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Billy bob will be no more......real soon. This story today is really about my neighbor across the street. Last weekend my husband found him drunk, asleep behind the wheel of his car with the keys in the ignition. He had to wake him up, and help him up the stairs. Shall I start an AA right in my own neighborhood. Actually, about 3 blocks away there is a small meeting room near the shops for AA.


I was really impressed at the high turnout one day, when my neighbor said that most of them are court-ordered to come to meetings. So much for being impressed. What's your horrible neighbor story? I know you have one!

Send them to the woods to live!

Do you have anyone in your life you'd like to humble? Someone who takes everyday things for granted..........Wants the best of everything, and has no clue what life is all about?


I'd like to send certain ppl to the woods to live for a week. They'd have to bathe in the creek with a bar of dial, and a big body of water, for anyone to look on in either amusement or disgust. They'd have to hunt for their breakfast, lunch, and dinner for berries. There would be no Lattes, no blow dryers, and no one to hear them whine. I swear, I've always tried to live my life as plain as possible. No frills. Sure i splurge on the occasional thing, but......even if I had a lot of money, I wouldn't want much.

To say you are on a budget, then you go out and buy expensive items, is ridiculous. And to waste 20 minutes whining about your new bathtub that's really deep and takes 93 gallons of water for each fill up........well, that's just pointless. Order the fucking tub, and move on with life.

A simple girl really doesn't understand these things. And i'm wondering how ppl like that can even survive. They are the ones who have to have CD players in their car. Sure I have one...but it's not a necessity. They are the ones that can't go out in the rain without an umbrella. I say...live a little. life's too short to complain about every single thing.


I am beginning to realize what life is all about. And it's not about how many songs you have on your iPod. Or that you get high speed internet or you're just gonna die...............life should be simple. If YOU make it complicated, don't try to force others into your high maintenance world.

tune in tomorrow when you find out all about my other neighbor and HIS alcohol problem. I swear they should start a rehab right in my neighborhood! Tomorrow is horrible neighbor day......what's YOUR story?

Where have all the manly men gone?

I know these guys are bisexual, but come on! This pic is adult content, not safe for work. ADULT........ Today is Wednesday, Is this Masculine....day. My question is: Where have all the manly men gone? Men like Mel Gibson, Dirty Harry, John Wayne, Jesse James ( ok, that one was lame, but who can name some real manly men........ check these guys out. CAUTION: ADULT. Pic Of The Day Can you name any Manly men? please?

time again to Cut the fat.............of my blog list

Today is...........Is that really Masculine day? I promise by the end of today, I'll come up with something. I've been really busy, and my kids have a big 4 day weekend coming up..thanks to teacher's meetings. I love my kids, but Damn--do i get tired at the end of the day. !


Even though my blog may not be entertaining, i try to find interesting blogs to read. My nature is to learn everything i can, and I really like finding out what makes ppl tick. Some blogs are really interesting. Check out Waiter Rant 1st. He's a very interesting man. Wonder what he looks like. If he had Mel Gibson's looks, and his brain and wit he shows on his blog--he'd be the ultimate catch ladies! So, sit back and click on my blogroll, while i trim it up a little.

On my blogroll today: One lady chatting about Opie and Anthony..... those two are vile. They had a contest to see who could have sex in the most public places...and one of the couples had sex in a church, so they were FIRED. Personally, Howard Stern is funnier. Sorry O & A. And O & A's treatment of a chubby, unattractive woman was particularly awful. hey guys: Karma........don't forget. Other topics on blogroll today, : the Adult content blog juicy needs to post, or I'll delete their privates.......lol..........
A mistress wants to give a lap dance to who? I think his last name is Colbert from the Colbert report, but he looks like a friggin geek to me. Why not save those lap dances for Dwayne Chapman the " Dog" bounty hunter. If he'd trim that belly fat, he'd look great. Oh! and take off about 15 years. lol

and what? Is Mrs. Ash tied up home alone with her children? poof. gone, Mrs. Ash.
Do you watch Dog the bounty hunter?

Ashton & Demi OK to say they're wed

He married his babysitter. Yipee!

Ashton Kutcher is going to have a sitcom?

well, the pimply faced kid does it again. He just married a much older woman. His motto is: Age is just a number. Is HE old enough to drive? Well, good luck Ashton, but i doubt many of us want to see how to get rid of pimples after your teen years! All the luck that putz has is going to run out once America realizes he's not a good actor, or intelligent. He reminds me of my SON. Demi.......what were you thinking? You got your little boy you always wanted. Congrats. I hear Ashton wants the new X box 360 for Xmas. There is a kick-ass game coming out that you can play with anyone online. He just didn't save enough from his allowance to buy it. If you were Demi---- What younger perhaps hotter guy would you date?

Tuesday is horrible neighbor day!

Well, Billy Bob has been looking at Trailers lately, and that's exactly where he belongs ( Trailer park). I was raised well, and taught manners. Billy Bob, however, doesn't have any.

On Sunday, I went for a power walk/jog, and Billy Bob was chatting with my husband, and my neighbor across the street. As I returned home, Billy Bob crossed the street with my neighbor, and as he swung his empty beer bottle, said, " I'm going to take a piss, you wanna another beer?" Tune in tomorrow, when we ask the question.........Is THAT really masculine???????


How would YOU like a neighbor like Billy Bob????????

What a waste of an Education!

There is a young woman that Donald trump just fired from " The Apprentice" who is just like Omarosa. She's very lazy. On one task, she was operating a Television set. Maybe direct TV, or some other type of service. She couldn't get the damn thing to work......lol. She kept making excuses for herself. Then, in the next task, no one wanted her to be project manager, and when they asked her to get into a costume, to help the team, she refused. At first, it was for personal reasons, she thought the costume looked ridiculous, and didn't want to embarrass herself. Nevermind that the men's group had 1 man dress up as a woman ( a Genie, to be exact). this woman, Laurel ( could be mispelled) is just lazy. She is college educated, has a good job, but is a slacker. Who did she think she was trying out for? Miss Trailer Park? This is a competition to be Donald Trump's assistant. " The Donald" was thorougly disgusted with her, as he should be. My question would be.........How the hell is she one of the candidates? Do YOU watch " The Apprentice"?

I'm No Slacker!

I'm sorry I have not posted, but I was unable to access my blog. I tried everything, but all is well.

What Happened to Taylor Behl? Fawley, the 38 yr old bipolar man says he accidentally cut off her air supply. I say, look at the facts. This girl loved school. She had just started college. Why would she want to travel 70 miles or so.......when she knew she had to be in school the next day? I think he's lying to safe his own ass. If he ever gets out of jail, maybe these young women will wake up and realize......he's not one to mess with. Oh? Maybe someone thinks he may be in jail for life? I hope so, but killers have gotten out before.

I'm not in a comical mood right now, perhaps i'll post more later. comment if ya like...and NO spam. someone commented, and they had a sex web site. Sex is overrated. blah. lol

Oprah's most wanted?

I know she's helping......but Oprah always wants to steal everyone else's glory. Look out John Walsh. It's Oprah's most wanted. See how the sexually frustrated woman herself chases down criminals in Chicago........with her assistant ready on hand with chocolate frosted donuts as a reward. Hey! Miss Oprah looks good, but she aint given up no donuts. Hooray for Oprah. Next on Oprah--Shopping out of Oprah's jewelry box. See how Oprah sells her jewelry at discount to the Oprah show employees and People in the audience.......all the while telling everyone how hard it is to give up that Pearl Necklace........ oprah: Steadman gave that to me in 1987 when we got engaged. And those ruby earrings? Steadman gave that to me when i bought him a new car in 1993. Watch Oprah cry as she sells her most precious of jewelry, but it's all to show off her bling bling and it's for a good cause. <> Do YOU like Miss Oprah?

My blogroll is shrinking!

warning. Juicy Pair is ADULT content. Ok. So, my blogroll is funnier than I am. What do you want from a stressed-out 41 yr old who's biggest thrill of the day is watching " the Young and the Restless" that I tivo'd. BTW Tivo is a wonderful thing. It's just like a VCR, except you subscribe to it. I believe it's 12.99 per month. I know what you are saying. Damn, stop making entries. Give it a rest. What do you TIVO?

Can Anyone BE that boring?

Damn, I hope I'm not as boring as one of the blogs I've been blogrolling. He starts out...this morning I got up and walked into a spider web. OOOOOOOOOO.

call 911.

Cutting the fat..........of my blogroll

Even If I can't keep you entertained, my blogroll will. Waiter Rant is a great blog and you must put it in your favs. Brotha will you spare a comment? ok, it's a rainy day. what's YOUR favorite thing to do? Post a comment.

I have a very cool pic for ya ladies. Can you imagine........your apt catches fire at the best time for me/worst time for you. I'm just happy he got out safetly. ( giggle)
#TodaysPicture

I'm adding a blog called " Juicy Pair" it's very Adult NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
comment.....dammit! I'll be cutting the blog for the next half hour. Dont I have work to do? lol

Tuesday is horrible neighbor day!

Today's story is all about Billy Bob. Billy Bob is a renter/poor man/alcoholic/part-time painter/loser/horrible dad. The house across from me is old and delapidated. They are going to sell it. There's a bid in for 90,000.00. The land is worth more than that. Well, Billy Bob heard about this...and now he wants to buy it. Let's forget the fact he has no liscense, no credit, and can barely afford to feed his family. His " Aunt" said she'd " give" him 90,000.00.

Somehow, I don't buy it. If he had an Aunt that had a little money, why would she let them live in squaller? Why wouldn't she have bought them a car when they were without one for ( just recently 2 weeks) and more recently ( 7 months). This " Aunt" mysteriously appears when he wants to buy this house. I say Billy Bob need to move further from my town, not become a home-owner. PLUS what that idiot doesn't realize is that 90,000 may buy the house, but there is taxes, back money owed on electric and water, and the house needs about 50,000 to fix it up to code. Wait til the building inspector sees it. It's not really fit to live in. My neighbor ( the caretaker) has let it go...............Squirrels have gotten into the attic, and he says they are chewing on the Electrical wiring. Billy Bob is so misinformed. Hopefully, he'll move soon, but do'nt worry i'll still have lots more horrible neighbor stories........what's YOURS?

Oprah's guide to a wonderful life

we knew self-absorbed Oprah would write a book. And by the way--has she had plastic surgery? Anyway, Oprah tells you how to have your best life ever. Girlfriend, take away Oprah's money, fame, and send her back to Alabama to live in a three room shack, then let her write about having the best life ever. One thing changed Oprah's life: MONEY. Now, why she wont' marry Stedman is beyond me. They've been engaged now for what? 16 years? Oprah's show is a big sucky face--let's see who She can suck up to next..............blah blah. I can't bear to watch her show anymore. Blog ya later!

America's Most Wanted gets involved

AMW gets involved in the Monica Sharp case. Take a close look at this 57 yr old man. I pray for the Sharp family, and hope that Monica will be found soon. If she is with this old man, he should be ashamed of himself.

amw.com Monica Sharp - Missing Child

Have you seen Monica?

To all blog readers......please forward this link if you wish. A 17 yr old Richmond girl, Monica Sharp is still missing, and is believed to be with a man (57) whom she met on the Internet. This girl needs to be found, and taken from this 57 yr old pedophile. This is a very sick individual who has preyed on young girls over the internet, and this poor girl, who is probably suffering from low self-esteem, has latched onto him.

I cannot begin to tell you that this child has to be returned safetly back to her mother. The internet is NOT the greatest thing, and if used for research, and homework it IS a good thing, but as we all know, older men and women use this technology to prey on young people. I'm 41 yrs old, I have 3 sons, and i would never dare use my computer to chat w/ a young person ( but that's just me--i'm not sick) I applaud the police department's and FBI, CIA everywhere who are going online to catch these horrible horrible people, including Ben Fawley, who is 38, and boasted about his relationship with a child like he's dating a Playboy playmate.

These young girls and boys are CHILDREN. They do not have the maturity to decide for themselves what is right/wrong when in the presence of these older adults. They are easily tempted by the older, suave male/female.

All these Internet predators should be ashamed of themselves. Let's pray that Monica is found and brought back home safetly. Here's a link to the article.


Police Believe Missing Monica Sharp To Be With Internet Acquaintance - The Post Chronicle

Joel Osteen says, " If you visualize it.......you can expect it.

so, does that apply to the 53 yr old man who sits around in his underwear and is now visualizing going to his local bar tonight, and getting laid. Hmmmmmmmm.

So, is Ben Fawley, the 38 yr old possibly bipolar amateur photographer, Taylor Behl's killer? They went to his ex g/f's middle school to interview her about photo's posted on the 38 yr old pedophile ( well, suspected Pedophile's website) no, just kidding. she may have been over 18. Ben has been rumored to say that once he gets out of jail, or breaks out of jail, he's going to be attending all those Elementary school fun fair's going on.

What a character he is. All I can say, is young girls beware--you think that older man is cute, he has money, a car, and can drive you around, but do YOU REALLY know him?

Why would a 37 yr old man want to date a High school senior? Do YOU know?


Have a safe and dry day............blog ya later!

The " divorcees" and Dr. Phil is making me stay fat

First of all Is it so? Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson getting separated? Who knew when some of you watched " the Newylweds, Nick & Jessica" you were watching the best months of their marriage.

Dr. Phil is keeping some people fat? Well, hell, just look at his rotund body. He's a big portly himself. bottom line: don't buy a diet book or plan from a large individual. Have a great weekend...............

It's confirmed.....body found is that of Taylor Behl

If you've read this blog and gone through my posts........you know I've been following the story. My sympathy goes out to Behl's family and friends. I just hope they either find or have found her killer. What a horrible tragedy. Now, maybe police will also focus on Monica Sharp..also a missing teen, and that story hasn't gotten the attention Behl's story did.

Here's the article link.Richmond Police Identify Remains As VCU Student Taylor Behl - The Post Chronicle


Blog ya later. ok , who watches the show " Joey"?

Billy Bob turned our street into a junk yard!

Not exactly. But.........I know this isn't horrible Neighbor Tuesday, but Billy Bob is such a redneck! When Billy Bob moved here a year ago, he came complete with an older, blue pick-up truck. After 3 months, the pick-up truck broke down. Now, I'm not a nosy neighbor, but when we would go out to go to work, the store, sports events, month after month Billy bob would occasionally be outside trying to fix the pick-up truck. Rumor has it, it needed a starter.

Well, in approx, January, Billy bob bought another truck, this time a blazer, probably an 85,86. It was black in color, with various rust. I'm thinking, " Good, his wife will finally have something to drive" ( She works as a housekeeper 5 days a week, more hours than he does). Well, after the truck didn't move, and the poor wife was still getting rides, it was painfully obvious Billy Bob bought a lemon. So now we have the broken down pick-up truck, and the broken down Blazer. Rumor has it the Blazer would not go in reverse. So, month after month, Poor Billy Bob and his family of 4 had no transportation and had to rely on the woman's two sons on is in his 20's and 1 is 30. I felt sorry, but for every case of beer or pack of cigarrettes, that could be money saved to buy parts for either vehicle.

so, now we're up to the current situation. In July, Billy Bob bought yet another car. Well, things are getting strict around here, and Billy Bob was told he had to get tags ( current) and insurance for both the broken down pick-up and the Blazer. My husband gave him a tow truck drivers number, so Billy Bob had the blue truck towed away ( He was angry-- he had the i'm not getting rid of my broken down, rusted pick-up truck), then he moved the Blazer to his Backyard !
So, now the white car is undrivable, it did not pass inspection after the 30 days. the 30 days expired late August, I dont know who's tags are on the car now.

I told myself..........If Billy Bob buys 1 more junk car, i'm calling city Hall. We have 7 vehicles, all tagged and insured, and we pay out the nose for insurance. Only 2 of our vehicles are on the street, and they are moved almost every day. Billy Bob is such a dolt........he's now complaining he doesn't have the money for parts to fix up the white car. So, his poor wife has to go back to getting her rides each day. I say Billy Bob just move in with one of his wealthier step son's and use the rent money to buy his wife a decent car. do YOU have a neighbor like this?

They found a body!

It's both good news/bad news for the Behl family if the body is that of the 17 yr old Taylor Behl. Bad news meaning all hope is lost that she is still alive, good news that it's finally over.

Being a mother, I can only imagine what she must be going through. And it's a nightmare that any parent would dread coming true. You send your daughter off to college. She's a young 17. I don't care how mature they say she was.........Being involved with the 38 yr old man was NOT a good thing, I always suspected him as soon as I heard of his existance.

My theory is this. He wanted to possess her. She's young and beautiful. But, when she wanted to date boys closer to her own age, he got jealous. He's bipolar, probably among a lot of other things, and let's face it........he's unemployed, and acts like someone 1/2 his own age. He's a bomb waiting to go off. When she should have been going to classes, going to parties, having fun with all her new friends, She is missing and may be this body they found in a shallow grave.


And my question to the killer is this. Why kill her? I will never understand why that's necessary. There are lonely ppl in bars everywhere just waiting to be picked up. Travel a little.

Or more importantly let this be another warning to young men and women. Be careful who you associate with. I pray for her family and friends. This can't be easy for other VCU students, especially young girls. Here's the link to the latest news.

Police investigating the disappearance of Taylor Behl called to scene of dead body

On Wednesday, We'll examine MEN

I don't know about you...but i like a real masculine man. Muscles, tough, rugged, just a MAN. But where are those men now? There's so much talk about metrosexuals, we get confused. Each Wednesday, I'll take a scenario and ask How masculine is THIS man? Ok, so man A, we'll call him " Peter" he's been married twice, is on his second fiance. He gets married. At the wedding you can't even get the groom to stand next to the bride. I didn't see any love. When i told them they should go dance, I got a dirty look. Is this a marriage of convenience? tax break? 2 days after the wedding, and no honeymoon, the groom went off for 2 days to go " fourwheeling with his buddies". Is it my imagination, or does the word wedding mean anything anymore. How masculine is THIS MAN? Tune in next Wednesday where I ask about Celebrities. Who's in the closet?

The self absorbed woman

You probably know someone just like her. She's in banking. She wants to do a remodeling project on her newly purchased home. She says that all laypeople such as trashmen, plumbers, contractors, Electricians, and mechanics do not have as important as a job as she does. I think NOT. loan officers are a dime a dozen, and if you a renter in NY, you'll never have to face one. This woman has a super ego, and I don't think I've met anyone so vain. I told her: If you were stranded in the middle of DC, in a gang neighborhood, what would be more important to you.....getting your mortgage rate lowered or that tow truck arriving quickly? I think that as we all grow older, money does matter, but so much matters more. I met a blind woman at the supermarket yesterday. I told this self absorbed woman-- I feel so lucky that i can see...Yes, maybe my mortgage rate could be lowered a percent, but....at that moment, I just thanked God for my sight. Do you know anyone like this woman? run, don't walk, to the nearest Exit. Their aura's are black, quick-someone call an exorcist..this woman takes no prisoners. The last statement she made was......with the quote your contractor gave me, i'm sure he will make money, and he will have made more money on my job, than the other jobs he might have going on.........1st of all........if you are a customer of any contractor or plumber It's not your job to worry about how much money the contractor is making. If i worried about how much money my mechanic was making/raking me over the coals for I'd be crying. When I was a little girl, I never thought selfish, self absorbed people existed. I know ( how naive). Now, I've seen it much too often. These ppl need an awakening to show them.......treat everyone with respect. You never know when you might need their help.

My car smells like MOLD

As if you didn't have enough to worry about............Will used car dealers try to peddle " Hurricane Katrina cars"? read up on this one.AOL Personal Finance: - - Damaged Cars Could End Up Being Resold If your car smells like mold, and is leaking..............lol OK so I missed horrible neighbor day............sorry. From now on.........Wednesdays will be Can that man be gay? day. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but many men hide it. Don't hide it. And for god's sake, dont' get married. Geez. I'll give you an example and you can post a comment. Please.................. 1st horrible neighbor update. Billy Bob lost his liscense 17 years ago because he didn't pay his child support. So, now he has no liscense, and shouldn't be on the road driving. And that's mostly because he's always drinking. Tune in next week to find out why Billy Bob thinks his Aunt is going to give him 90K to buy a house, and he doesn't even have a car to drive right now ! Now for today's Gay question. Man A and Man B are friends. They have lunch together, work together often, as their trades are related. Man B comes to work one day wearing jeans. Man A says, " I've never seen you work in jeans". GAY. My god i didn't even notice Man B ( whom i work with) wearing jeans. Comment often and come back for more Horrible neighbor stories and Is he GAY?

the Beach Blimp

I just got back from Ocean City, Md. just this morning. I have lots to blog about, but i'll start with......Why do fat asses wear bikini's and belly shirts? This includes both men and women. Do they not own a mirror? Am I lying?

And god if you ever wanted to appreciate living in a house ( detached), stay in an older cheaper motel. OH MY GOD. I was kept up til 2 a.m. each evening by incessant ranting on both the boardwalk ( I stayed Ocean Front, nothing but the best, sort of. ) the boardwalk ppl, and my neighbors next door were loud. I have to have absolute quiet. What! Do I have to sleep in a morgue?

My condolences go out to the families of the 21 victims who drowned over the weekend in NY. And that water was soooooooo cold. But, in the boat world, I suppose those larger boats do make such big wakes, it can knock the smaller ones over.....I'm just sorry there were deaths. And a few were Senior citizens, I'll try to follow the story better.

The water at the beach was unseasonably warm though, I hope everyone had a great weekend, the weather was nice at the beach. Blog ya later....and fatties--- COVER UP PLEASE!!

Missing girls..........

There are at least 2 girls missing from Virginia. VCU Freshman Taylor Behl has been missing since Sept. 5. She supposedly left her dorm around 10: 30 Labor day Eve to go skateboarding. A friend of hers, Benjamin Fawley, 38, Photographer and Deviant, is being held on unrelated charges of Child Pornography. I have pegged this guy from day 1. Ok, he has two small children of his own, not living with him ( thank god), he's 38, pursuing 17 yr old girls, has his own web page on MySpace.com, wants to stay young as long as possible, and he's Bipolar. Ladies, girls, these are dangerous combinations. Taylor's car was also found with different plates, and he, by coincidence, collects liscense tags. What has happened to Taylor Behl? I saw her mother on Nancy Grace and she is beside herself. I hope this girl is returned safely.

Another missing girl is Monica Sharp, a 17 yr old Richmond Highschool Senior. She met a man on the internet, supposedly a 57 yr old man ( gross). She's been missing since Sept. 18.

I can imagine this man pretending to be A much younger man. This is a young, naive, girl. If this older man has any sense, and he does have this young girl, he needs to release her.

This goes to show you girls and Ladies and Men that the internet, while full of information, can also be a breeding ground for pervert sitting in their underwear in their mother's basements.

BEWARE!

Horrible neighbors, Love you long time? And have YOU ever been Mellow?

1st of all today is horrible neighbor day. Please submit your horrible neighbor story. Most of us have them We just dont' talk about it. Do YOU have neighbors you wish would move? lol I do. Billy bob has been my neighbor for about a year. He lives in his house with his whining dog, bratty teens, age 16 ( girl,just turned aren't we lucky) and 14 ( boy). He believes in the No-disclipline approach to parenting, and when he's not busy downing beers, or watching his neighbors, well.....to put it bluntly....he does nothing.

He's a painter by trade, part-time. He actually asked for a job from my contractor husband. The answer was NO. 1st of all Billy Bob is too old, he's 48, he's out of shape ( not fat, just not healthy), he's an alcoholic, and he's a know-it-all. Billy Bob has never really made anything out of his life. I do feel sorry for the chap, but I have my own family to think of. Billy Bob is also a ticking " time bomb". He has had 2 heart attacks, and looks 10 years older. His Doctors have told him not to drink or smoke/ but he hasn't listened yet. He rarely goes anywhere, and if he does, he has to announce it, and run over to tell my husband about it later.


He recently went to a crab feast. All you can eat--i'm sure--for a fairly low price. He won a Monster remote control Hummer. He was teasing his bratty son about who would get it. One of Billy bob's claim to faim is giving out unwanted advice to the neighborhood children, including my 14 yr old. He told my sons' friend one day, " Dont be like me when you start driving--I got 3 DWI's, but i was only charged with one.

Oddly enough, my neighbor who has the unfortunate pleasure of living directly next to him, we notice he doesn't drive. It's been 15 years since the DWI incident. We wonder what he did to lose his liscense, or maybe he has an outstanding warrant. He complains about his rent, how expensive things are, but always manages to buy that 12 pack and those cigarrettes. Each Tuesday, I'll give you a glimpse into Billy Bob's life. It's not that I"m nosey. But you can't help but pay attention when Billy Bob and his unruly brats spend most of their time on the porch, in their front yard, or in one of their neighbor's yards trespassing.

Today's tidbit comes from a party they threw this weekend. My son was invited. I told him I did not want him going. Luckily, he obliged. Well, as I put out my recycling on my deck, I was out there long enough to hear ( at a sweet sixteen birthday party none the less) a woman yell, " She's going to show you how a real woman drinks."

I'm living across from trailer trash hell. Tune in next Tuesday to find out what Billy Bob has done next. Where is Olivia Newton John's ex? Patrick McDermott? From what most are speculating after she broke up with him, he owes a hell of a lot of child support, he may have just jumped off the boat, to swim to " Gilligan's Island"

On another note, Woody Allen was helping raise money for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Backstage, it was rumoured that he said, " If there are any female asian evacuees that still need a place to stay, my NY apt. is ready for houseguests/future wives". < shaking head

Leave your horrible neighbor story here.

And Where are YOUR children?

Not a good sign. I dropped off my son at his Elementary school today and he was late. Upon entering the doors, an aide and a custodial worker were coming down the hall. " That's not him", said the aide. They then turned the corner and went down another hallway, rather quickly. " Of course it's not him," i thought. " We just came in the door." I wonder what little boy had run off..........

If you get the chance, go see " Flightplan" with Jodie Foster. She's an amazing actress, And this movie, about a recently widowed woman traveling on an airplane with her daughter, is a really good movie. The woman's daughter disappears, and there is suspicion the little girl never boarded the plane. I tried to figure the plot out twice, only to be wrong both times. This will keep you on the edge of your seat. A must see! Blog ya later, and leave your comments at the door!

By the way, for you " metrosexuals" who dress in fab clothing and get married to cover up your " gayness" it's not working. One of my friends, we'll call him " Jack" Jack's neighbor Mr. X is flaming. I saw him yesterday wearing a cool white T shirt and purple, black, and white camoflauge pants. He looked so sweet. And not a hair was out of place. Mr. X, who the hell are you kidding? Do you know someone like Mr. X? <>

Adult Content! Be warned!

If I do post any content which is adult, I will warn you. I have a normal side/ warped side. And i'm not a lesbian! Occasionally, I will come across some funny shit. If you are a man.....or a lesbian would you sleep with this chick?

I was lmao................comment if you'd like. I'm like a hurricane/Tropical storm Rita.you never know what i'll post or link you to. <>
Weird Pics, This week's Weird Picture

I hope you've eaten.

I swear she was 18!

I just had to add another post today. The missing U Va girl Taylor Behl,'s " friend" Ben Frawley, the 38 yr old photographer is now being investigated, on an unrelated matter, of child porn.

Well, someone else thought a 16 yr old shouldn't be " dating" a 37 yr old man? Ladies, watch your daughters around this guy. He wants to take her picture, then go skateboarding with her. I wonder what it's like to never grow up? someone, please enlighten me.

I'm still praying they find that poor girl, but as of today, she's been missing since Sept 5. 18 days. Please bring Taylor home. blog ya later!

We're stuck in traffic and we run out of GAS?

Oh, those poor ppl fleeing from Texas. In Houston, it's a parking lot, and ppl are running out of gas................ How many travel games can YOU think of to play? I just hope those ppl are more well behaved than some of the New Orleans crowd.

This isn't your ordinary principle. Oh holy hell!


The Principal Lacked Principle - September 21, 2005


Damn, with a principal like that--what happens to the students? Blog ya later---

Coming to a High School near You.........

It's Ben Frawley. It's been reported he had a relationship with a 16 ( at the time) yr old. He was taking pictures of the girl, now 17, and missing, Taylor Behl.

I would like to tell Mr. Frawley, if he did have this relationship, how inappropriate it is.

Since when did High schools become social clubs for older men? I just have to wonder why this guy can't get women his own age?????

And for all you other older men thinking or dating young girls--find someone closer to your age. What could you possibly have in common with these young women? PIGS!

And this is even more horrifying.......


Adult content.....



Man charged with raping 12-year-old girl at Roanoke Co. motel


Blog ya later!

A good joke--deaf couple........

Title: Two DEaf People Get Married
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times"

Weekly Horrible Neighbor Post

Ok. This week I didn't forget. Billy Bob and his horrible children, and another piglet ( this boy isn't fat, just annoying) have been up to no good. Last night, they were camped out across the street, laughing, talking, and of course, watching my every move. Don't have your own life? watch your neighbor have theirs. !

anyway, a friend of ours came and got his 4 wheeler, he's going riding today. Well, the nosy neighbors, were of course, watching. My husband and 2 younger sons and the older son were gone. As they all came home, one by three, the neighbors had to shout and just act ridiculous. One piglet told my older son that someone had stolen our 4 wheeler.

I'm thinking....this is none of their business, and why lie? Just to feel important in their otherwise drab lives. The shit will hit the fan soon enough for these mongrels.

So, once my husband and 2 younger sons come home, again, the neighbors are yelling. Everyone goes in the house. My husband returns to our driveway to get something he left in his truck. " Hey, P ( insert husband's name) can you loan me 100 dollars?" one 18 yr old piglet asks, very loudly. Hubby just turned and shook his head. Rule number 1. don't discuss money with Billy Bob around 2. he's poor 3. He already asked hubby for a job ( hubby said no of course) and when my husband bought new tires for his truck, Billy Bob ran over that evening to say

" Boy, you just have all the money". ?!

What can I do about my annoying neighbors? Out of 10 houses in the nearby vicinity, We only have 2 that are problem neighbors. I'll keep entertaining you on Tuesday, and any suggestions would be appreciated.

Oh, and Killing them is NOT an option. lol.........

blog ya later!

Where is Taylor Behl?

I hope and pray they find the 17 yr old Taylor Behl, but now i'm starting to have doubts. It seems as if Miss Behl, when she was possibly 16, had a relationship with an amateur Photographer, who was 37 at the time. ( tsk tsk Behl family) that's consider Child Molestation. Was anyone worrying about her then? This poor girl had already exposed herself to the mature world upon having a relationship with this older man. My god! My son and I are that age span apart. Now it seems Taylor like to run with either a wild crowd, or older men, which will no doubt lead to trouble. I truly hope they find this poor girl, but it looks grim. I'll never understand why a teen would be attracted to some old " goat". It's shameful. To that photographer--find someone closer to your own age Pervert. They found her car, now let's pray they find her.

It's a sign..........

Motley Crue's singer was leaning over to sing to fans, and he slipped and fell off the stage. I feel sorry for him.....i really do. Maybe he's top heavy and hell, we are all getting older.

Poor Vince. We wish him a speedy recovery, and take note. Gene Simmons of Kiss doesn't move around that much anymore either........

AOL News - Motley Crue's Lead Singer Falls Off Stage, Injures Leg

In other news, Tori Spelling and her husband split up after only a year. Shocking! I suppose she figures with her fake breasts.....she CAN do better.

Ok. so Lost won for Best drama series. I've never watched it. James Spader won an emmy for Boston Legal.....good for him. And, he's been in a lot of good films and was such a hottie as a younger guy. I totally agree with the Emmy for Best comedy series Everyone loves Raymond. I've been ordering the ELR DVD's and it's a bit much when you watch 4 or 5 shows one after the other...but it's a great show.

congrats to Brad Garett for winning the emmy for best supporting actor in a Comedy series. He's great as Ray's brother, Robert. That shows was great, but they followed " Friends" in getting out before the show went stale. Now, what the hell am i supposed to watch?


Tune in tomorrow for horrible neighbor day when we find out all About what Billy Bob has been up to..................

Now the Bride and Groom will cut the cupcake

I went to an unusual wedding Yesterday. The bride wore beige, even though this was her first marriage ( mistake #1). Nothing is more beautiful than a bride in white. Who cares that she's not pure...............This was an outdoor wedding, at a park, with a playground. Knowing the bride, you would not expect this, but expect it. The ceremony was short, and could barely be heard by anyone, and there were no chairs, we just stood in the grass, dirt, and watched out for potholes. ( mistake number 2). There were a few appetizers under the pavillion, some chilled wine. There was beer in a huge cooler, and water in another. In a large cooler, one you'd use for baseball players....there was ice tea in one, lemonade in the other. Then, the main course arrived. ( mistake number 3) hot dogs, and hamburgers that were too well done. There was potato salad and collard greens ( yummy). They had disposable camera's on each table, and I tried to get a picture of the bride and groom together........ ( mistake number 4)....This couple had known each other for 10 years, been engaged for 8, but dammit...why wouldn't they get together and pose for pictures? She is 36, he is 42. This is his 3rd marriage, her first. Yes, the thrill is gone.but ppl this is YOUR WEDDING. My husband came up with an idea, he dedicated the song, " When a man loves a woman" to the bride and groom. The announcer announced the dedication, but still, those two kept their distance. In my opinion, this is not a marriage of love. I wasted a soccer game for my 6 yr old, a card that costed 2.99, and 150 dollars cash on this loveless couple. ( mistake number 5, and may I add, the most tragic) when the bride and groom were expected to cut their cake, It turned out to be CUPCAKES. with orange icing and a brown flower. ! My husband muttered, " Oh, Halloween cupcakes"! lol..........
Oh well....i'm sure there's a romantic wedding out there somewhere! blog ya later!

It's Friday!

Yipee. Seriously. For Mom's everywhere Friday always means more work for the next two days. I love my kids, but young adults/twentysomethings beware. Live your life, have fun, settle down, then have kids. I was a young Mom at 19. I'm tired. lol.........Hey! i found a cool website. Do YOU want to know how to win at Carnival games? doesn't everybody? It's funny............ retroCRUSH: the world's finest website At the carnivals, i'm always bitching about how they are slick and try to get your money, and my husband is smiling, and plopping down one twenty dollar bill after another. Hope you enjoy the website. Please leave a comment at the door, and come back on Tuesday for Horrible Neighbor Tuesday. See what Billy Bob is up to now! We have a juicy tidbit for you.. that idiot doesn't disappoint. I want more blog traffic, but dammit I don't have a spare hour today to keep listing this Blog. check out my Blog list...esp. Waiter Rant. He's fabulous. Blog ya later!

Well Meaning relatives?

This is the first kind of post I've done like this.........But, don't you just hate family members that do you a favor ( something you didn't want) then throw it up in your face........ well, I did this for you, and that for you...........blah blah. How do you deal with manipulative ppl? I try to be nice.but damn wasn't Robinson Carusoe smart? Isn't he the one who was lost on an island? hell, I'd like to be on one. blog ya later. Are YOU in Hurricane Ophelia's path? AOL Weather Maps - Free Live Local Weather Forecasts

A family you won't forget

i just watched Capturing the Friedman's last night. I highly recommend it. It made me glad that i picked the husband that i did, and that my children wont have to go through that. It tells of a family in crisis. The father has a big secret, which i won't ruin. He and his wife raise 3 boys, the poor mother basically feels like an outcast, and the home movies give the biggest clues as to why. They are a typical upper middle class jewish family. Father was a teacher, teaches piano and computer classes in his basement. What happens is that the Senior Friedman, and his youngest son, who is 18 at the time he's charged, were charged with child molestation, child endangerment, the Sr. was charged with being a pedophile. This is a nightmare for all three boys, the mother, and the Sr. Friedman. This movie will show you how powerful a childhood is......and even though the brother talks and discusses his reaction to the charges, it's obvious he was affected by his brother, and it changed his life also. I cried, I laughed. Please only rent this movie if you feel you can handle it. It goes into deep topics, and they are a few things the audience has to figure out........but it's painfully obvious. For what seemed like hours, I couldn't get this film off my mind. I feel so sorry for the youngest Friedman, and his two brothers. They cannot change what happened, but they can move on...and try to be the best they can be.

This was truly a fascinating Documentary, but it is disturbing. No one under 18 should watch this. please. Today , i'm going to see the film The Exorcism of Emily Rose. I'm taking some " Mommy time" today.


Blog ya later. come back real soon.

It's horrible Neighbor day!

i do wish you all would participate. Let's see your horrible neighbor stories. As promised, I've got one for you. Yesterday, there was an accident down the street from my home. Billy Bob, off work early from his part-time job, was home, and in his back yard, according to my husband. I didn't hear the crash, but we all went to investigate. It seems a drunken driver ( possibly) ran into 3 separate cars. His blazer had flipped over, and landed in the grass next to the road, and right into a poor man's privacy fence.

They had taken the possible drunk away, and you could see beer bottles laying next to the Blazer. My husband said they were sweating, and possibly still cold.

Billy Bob said, " After all the hububb, and everyone goes away, i'm coming back to get those beer bottles."

He's trying to save some money. I swear I think you all wish you had a neighbor like Billy Bob!


Breaking news: It seems Olivia Newton-John had broken up with her missing boyfriend, just before he disappeared. Poor Patrick.....money troubles, girlfriend breaks up with him........he was doomed.

Leave your horrible neighbor story under comments and have a great day!

So Glad I didn't vote for Bush

it is amazing how out of touch President Bush is. Read this timeline and feel the sorrow and devestation those poor ppl must still be feeling. And Barbara Bush, his mother, said, " Most of these people in New Orleans are poor anyway, so this is actually better for them" of the Superdome. Is she out of her mind? I'm so glad I didn't vote for Bush. Gore really tried himself to help...and i applaud him. Shame on you President Bush!

Think Progress » KATRINA TIMELINE

Blog ya later. And my prayers go out to all the Victims of Hurricane Katrina. May God Bless you all.

Tom Sizemore is lucky to have banged Heidi

that man has no career. He's lucky to have banged Heidi , so he can make that his claim to fame. He called into the " Howard Stern" show. From what i hear, he's a drug-addicted alcholic trying desperately to come clean. Not to mention, a woman-beater. That's pretty low for any man to hit a woman. Tom's lucky women will even come home w/ him. I can see it now.....tom's new reality show. win a dream date w/ the classless Tom Sizemore. See him sober, because this won't last long.

I lost a blog entry

Hey Hey. I missed Horrible neighbor day and Billy Bob has been up to something. He had his broken down pick up truck towed away yesterday. The truck had not run since December 2004, and had no tags. He didn't want to part with the truck, even though he spent about 2 months trying to fix it. The city had sent him a notice saying they were going to tow the broken down- unregistered vehicle from in front of his home.

Yesterday the city also came by and plunked down a bright orange sticker on his other truck an approx 1988 black Chevy Blazer, which hasn't run since he bought it in January of this year. It is most likely not registered, has no current tags and no insurance.

When he came home from " work", he prompty peeled the sticker off, and cursed and sweared. When will Billy Bob learn? Only buy vehicles that run. Have a wonderful evening. Do YOU
have a horrible neighbor story?

One Blog fan told of a story where a deer hunter had shot a deer, and it went on a friends lawn, and he was argueing with the lady of the house that he wanted to " finish it off" and take it home. She called animal control, and they took it. No one won. I don't like hunters myself. Deer are beautiful animals. Please leave your horrible neighbor story. Blog ya later!

What really happened to Emily Rose?

the girl's name was Anneliese Michel. I just did some reading on her actual case. Was she epileptic? crazy? or both? From what I read, most of it could be considered a medical problem. She belonged in an institution from what I could read. Licking her own urine? This post is adult material, and so is the link. I will go see the movie, because I am curious. I believe in the paranormal, but whether she was posessed or not is up for debate. What do YOU think?

Center for Paranormal Research and Investigation - formerly the VA Ghosts and Hauntings Research Society

All i know is she was on one hell of a diet, plummeting in weight to 68 lbs. How long would you want to feed someone interveniously? It's really up to her, she was over 18. I know it's sad, but there are some ppl you just can't help. I pray something like this never happens again.

You are the one i want--to FIND

Olivia Newton John's friend, Patrick McDermott is missing. I am always saddened and amused with these missing person cases. He's 48, and not bad looking and has been missing since June 30.

He was last seen in San Pedro, 20 miles south of LA, for an overnight trip.

I sure hope they find him. Ok. i'm reading he had a fanny pack with him. Hmmmmmm. A metrosexual..........Well, where could a metrosexual, good looking 48 yr old go in San Pedro?

i'm not sure, but i don't think anyone reported him missing until a week later. if you watch the show 48 hours, you'd know this is not good.

ABC News: Olivia Newton-John's Boyfriend Missing

With all the bad things in the world, I sure hope I can come up with something good for the next post. Blog ya later----

T.G.I.F.

Thank god it's Friday? What do YOU have planned for the Labor Day weekend? If i want to BBQ i need to get myself to Lowe's to get some more propane! What a disaster In New Orleans......... My sympathy goes out to those ppl. I wonder how they'll re build to protect this from happening again. I heard that in the 60's something like this happened. Enjoy your weekend!!

I want to express Sorrow

for the Ppl of New Orleans, who lost their homes, loved ones. This is just devastating. I can't imagine losing my home, or my spouse/children. I pray that they rescue every single person.

Here's a story about the looting.AOL News - New Orleans in a State of Crisis

To the looters: shame on you. And on a lighter note..........Will this effect Mardi Gras?

Again, my deepest Sympathy to all the families affected.

Horrible neighbor Day

ok. Every Tuesday, I'll tell you a horrible neighbor story. Won't you participate? come on.....it's easy......just click on the comment.

If you've read my previous posts, you know I have a white-trash neighbor we'll call Billy Bob ( not his name). I also have another neighbor we'll call Jesse. Jesse is living across the street, and he's the caretaker of the house. He does not own this house.

Billy Bob asked Jesse if he could put a Barbeque pit, and horseshoe pit in his back yard. Jesse said no for several reasons. 1. Not his house 2. doesn't want friends of Billy Bob's or his unruly kids coming over ( he didn't say the part about the kids, those are my words) 3. Doesn't want the hassle and likes his privacy.

Billy Bob has a BBQ pit in his backyard, but his backyard is small, and has no shade.

Seems to me that Billy Bob doesn't care how outrageous his demands are. Lately, I don't think Billy Bob has been working, and when i went to work this morning...........

Billy Bob was cleaning out his broken down pickup truck that hasn't run since December 2004. He told my neighbor he wasn't going to get rid of it. I feel he thinks it's a part of his furniture.

He boasted, " I only paid 300.00 for that truck." we can tell. Anyway, tune in Next week for another episode of " My horrible neighbor" because i'm sure the jackass will do something to get in next week's blog. blog ya later.....I Hope Katrina isn't coming to your state.

Do you find yourself.....................

sitting on your front porch watching everyone go by? Do you need tips on how to turn your life into an exciting party?

Sometimes i feel so much sorrow watching the ppl that do watch the world go by..........even if you don't have a car---- ( which my horrible neighbor did not until a month ago)...you can take a walk. Walk around your neighborhood and smell the flowers........admire the cute little barking dog. Just remember--that's his only way of communicating.

Where is Hurricane Katrina? And has she hit your state yet? click here to find out. Tune in tomorrow when i tell you yet another horrible neighbor story. Tuesday is horrible neighbor day. Wanna share? AOL Weather Maps - Free Live Local Weather Forecasts

I'm in Maryland, so it looks like Katrina will miss me. whew!

Over the top?

Wow. talk about your pretty boys...........this link is AC. D & G is pushing it. But, hey. it doesn't bother me. does it bother YOU?

http://www.tempcity.com/bitchless/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=211

Brother, can you spare a tire?

My husbands tire has a swelling bubble around the rim. Because i didn't want to spend my afternoon at NTB, I called ahead and talked to a nice guy named " Larry". No one is leaving comments........so I'm forced to beg. Just comment and say hello. Blog ya later!

I cut my blog a little

I hope I'm interesting enough to come back to and read.............i might not be. But i just cut the bore out of my blog.

I think the Tuesday neighbor thing is cool. Got any horrible neighbor stories? Please comment.

Has anyone seen Farrah Fawcett lately? Besides being a little kooky, does anyone but me think that she's had some bad plastic surgery? Her nose looks like a hook. Leave your comments at the door.

Tell Me YOUR horrible neighbor story...........

ok. I'll tell you mine. I may have posted about this before, but here goes. Neighbor A lives across the street, and I've known him for about 6 years. Neighbor B is a horrible neighbor who moved in a year ago, with 2 bratty kids, 2 broken down vehicles which he has yet to fix in the past 7 months, and a drinking problem/heart condition. I know, too much info. Anyway, Neighbor B told my husband that his 16 yr old delinquent daughter has been looking into Neighbor A's window at night, and neighbor A has no curtains, no shades, and............no clothes. He checked this out himself, maybe one too many times.

I had a long talk with Neighbor A, and he's getting curtains.......for sure. But this isn't the first time the delinqent has been looking into neighbor's windows. She was looking into my home not too long ago......so i had to put up small curtains on my oval windows in my storm door. I also caught her looking into our basement ( from the sidewalk) but nevertheless the girl has absolutely nothing to do with her time.

Can anyone say.........GET A JOB ALREADY.

If you'd like to share your horrible neighbor story, I'm going to make this a regular feature. Each Tuesday, I'm going to tell you a little tidbit about my horrible neighbor. Won't you share yours?

I saw a few yellow buses this morning.........

Yay. Kids are back in school. I have a first grader and a ninth grader. I am just so happy. And i'm off today. I was planning on cleaning my LR, but hell, this is my first day without kids for months................( a few) the older adult child is getting ready for work, and the house will be empty.........1st time since my 14 yr old went to camp the 1st week of August.

I'm so happy. It was worth getting up at 6 a.m. Well, not much to blog yet......but the day is still young. There will be plenty of ppl cutting me off, and I do have to work a little today. For about an hour. Blog ya later!

My wonderful day

I couldn't get my 14 yr old to go to bed last night, so I was up pretty late. School starts Monday, and we'll have a problem getting him up.

My trashy, nosey neighbor comes over this morning to 1. admire my husbands new tires 2. ask him for a job ( ha!) and 3. tell my husband he's been watching him from his 2nd floor bedroom window. He tells him, " I can see your garage, and your car that you are working on from my bedroom window. The car looks nice. " Are we supposed to be happy he's watching us? God, some ppl need to get a friggin life. Do any of you have nosey neighbors? dish here.

Then some old man is driving 5 mph under the speed limit, and we get to the end of the ramp, there are no cars coming, but he wants to sit there. I honked my horn. He moves. When I pass this gentleman, he's probably about 75, he's giving me the finger over and over.

I say: Once you are too old to keep up..let someone else drive. I try not to be an aggressive driver, but I can put up with just so much.

Does anyone have a life they can lend both my older son's g/f ( 18, no job) or my neighbor ( 48 yr old alcoholic who works with his step sons part time painting)

let me know ...............lol enough of my rants. Leave a comment. Please.

Jude Law, nude?

now that's something i'd like to see. Let me see if i can find the link for you.

School starts Monday. I'm so excited. Now, if only my older son would go to work, and once i get home from work, I can have 1 hour alone. woopeee!!

This proves ppl are savages. check this out! NBC12 Online Mob scene, several hurt in rush for cheap laptops I know the laptops are cheap, but damn. who Organized this thing? lol ok, no Jude Law as of right now. Damn. blog ya later.

Keep it simple, Jerk.

Why do ppl have to make things so complicated? One Contractor we deal with has a new Airhead Office Mgr. What she manages is beyond me. They'll send us a fax saying we got awarded this job or that one. DUH! Then, when it comes down to completing the job, being organized, they fall apart. Wake up ppl, get your shit together. Do YOU work with anyone like that? Ok it's a beautiful day here in Md. Here's a tip. Wait for Skeleton Key to come out on DVD. it was just ok. blog ya later.

How much Gas do you need?

Come on lets see some feedback. Gas prices are going up. Would YOU buy a hybrid car? I like the protection of my Conversion Van, but i'm going to have to pay 80.00 a fill up before long. I would love a small car, but i know if someone hit me i'd at least break a leg.

How much gas do YOU need? I may just break down one day and buy a mid-size car. I dont understand why gas is so crazy high? At a gas station near me, gas for supreme was 2.96 per gallon. Oh well.........I suppose i could try and find the cheapest gas station around, and just fill up there. blog ya later.

Senusual romance?

I just saw that on a blog. Sensual romance. As opposed to what? cruel romance, stinky romance, erotic romance. I love sensual too...but damn. You have to be in the mood. How's this?

She saw him from across the field, riding that beautiful brown Mare. She watched the way his hair blew in the wind. She reached under her skirt, and felt the wetness of her vagina. She began playing with herself, smiling, as the young man rode by and waved.

Will Virginia ever really meet the young man? Or will she be destined to daydream about him until some ugly, drunk, man comes along while she's chatting with her friends at the local bar?


Your thoughts? This is a very cool pic. i wish i could get my picasa to work, but........i'm an idiot when it comes to those things. Praying Mantis Eats Hummingbird (Bird Watcher's Digest)

Another hot day. Yesterday, I swear, it felt like you stepped into a sauna when you went outside.

40 Yr old what?

I have got to see this movie that is being released soon. It's called " 40 yr old virgin". As if the name itself doesn't make you laugh.......that has to be 1 ugly dude. Or he's extremely sexually confused. If you've got the 40 yr old cousin that's still single....you have to ask yourself. Is he gay? Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but damn. a 40 yr old virgin has to be either a priest or a nun. What is he saving himself for?

And by the way......Poor Jennifer Aniston. Looks like she's been traded-in for a younger, sexier model. I'm sad for her. But don't worry Jenn. This relationship probably won't last long.

And Angelina will be 35, and have 7 kids, and she'll have to hire a nanny and get 1/2 of Brad's money once it's all over. Your thoughts?

Modern day Bonnie & Tyrone captured

How did a prison Nurse fall for a hardened criminal? Inquiry minds wanna know. She shot a cop, so he could escape. Is that love? Found in Ohio, among their fast food wrappers and a slew of Hawaiin Punch cans. I would like to know: do they recycle? The Bonnie & Tyrone couple are now caught, and will be doing time in the big house.

Jennifer, what were you thinking? Stealing a car would have been cheaper for the couple. That's an expensive and long cab ride. Well, at least they are CAUGHT.

My sypathies go out to that officers family. I dont' know what would have made that woman shoot a cop, and think she could get away with it. Boggles the mind.

Careful what flies out of your Jeep---

Yesterday, I was driving and I saw a few pieces of something flapping on the road. There was a Jeep that was pulled over about 50 feet ahead, and two other cars ran over these " things" before i did. Once i had run over them, i realized they were the plastic windows for this man's Jeep. I felt bad..but damn. Secure your belongings. Can you imagine if that was on a 4 lane Highway? Well another hot day. Only 87. not hot enough to cook scrambled eggs on the sidewalk. blog ya later.

Whoring around in Bangkok?

I was reading an article in " Marie Claire" magazine about a man who went to Bangkok, and tried to use his Visa to buy a prostitute, and his card was declined. It seemed Visa was suspicious. He was probably jumping around the brothel screaming, " I want sex goddamit" He had to call visa to straighten the whole mess out. I'm sorry, but if you have to go to another country to get laid---That's pathetic. Blog ya later----

Wonder woman........30 years later

ok....so I probably won't be going to see " Sky High" in which Lynda Carter gets to pump her career up ..just a bit.

She doesn't look bad for 54. I had no idea she was Miss World 1972. She was a beautiful woman.

Why is it that the best shows always end and leave us stuck w/ shitty TV?

tonight, on showtime we have Queer as folk season finale. end. Last show.
And we have Six Feet Under on HBO........one of the best shows ever.....ending.

Nate dies. Oh well. There is so much more they could have done. like, can we talk?

Six feet under at 9
Queer as folk at 10


check out the last of the best shows..............................


was it me or did Billy Bob Thornton play a drunk loser just a little too well? Hey....he's not bad looking for his age. Blog ya later!

Let's Get Hitched!

First of all, My deepest sympathy goes out to the families of the 14 marines killed in yesterday's Bombing in Iraq. Those are brave men and women fighting for our country, and I Thank them so much for doing what they do. I know it can't be easy in a strange country, fighting for your life each and every day, but there are those of us who appreciate each and every one of them.

THANK YOU! If you know anyone serving in Iraq, please send them a link to my blog so they can read this. I wish i could do more, but i wanted to make sure they knew that so many ppl are praying for their safe arrival home, and that each and every one of them is sent back to this country for good.

Now, on to my rant. Don't you just hate when someone puts an ad for their wedding, and it's just showcasing their careers, how much college they have, their degrees, etc.
Well, on what particular ad in the Washington Post, names changed to protect the idiots, Kelloon and Brute, ( the each have silly names that are not in the norm)
They had an "afternoon wedding", as opposed to a midnight wedding, where the vampires can attend. Anyway, in Kelloon's wedding announcement, both the bride's parents and groom's parents showcased THEIR careers also. How splendid. Wouldn't it be nice..........
if we printed their REAL lives for them. ahem.


oh my, They were married in June. Perfect month for brides. Their reverend, whome they name....plug plug married them at her parent's home on the beach.

Her mother, Kelloof, was ecstatic that the contractors were able to remove all the mold from her home, before the wedding. They go on to tell about all the Government positions the groom's father has held. woo pee. Turns out he had an intern he slept with. In order to keep her quiet, he sent her to live in Canada.

I'm sure she'll be quite happy there. I just love reading all the announcements........Wouldn't it be great if we checked back in after 10 years?

Maybe the rednecks should put announcements about their shotgun weddings.........that would be interesting. oh well.........blog ya later!

So, who's looking in your windows?

I was taking down my living room curtains this afternoon to wash.....and i thought. Ok. only the sheer curtains are up....let's open them. a lot of light came through.......and i thought....ok who's going to look in my windows? Our pesky trashy neighbors up the street were trying to look in about 7 or 8 months ago. I didnt' say anything. Lately, we've had no trouble out of them. Are the parents sedating them? Has anyone else had neighbor trouble? comment if you like. blog ya later!

Parents in Berlin.....Beware!

It's been rumored that Michael Jackson has been looking into moving to Berlin, Germany. He says he's been treated badly in the U.S. Well, I'm 41 and if i started having sleepovers for 11 yr old girls....i don't think i'd be very popular either. what do YOU think?

Palmero is the new Pinnochio

Raphael Palmero is saying that he did not take steroids either intentionally or unintentionally. How do you unintentionally take steroids? Do little needles fall from his locker room ceiling and jab his arm. Palmero: ouch. That needle got me.

He needs to get a grip on reality. He's paid millions of dollars. Play baseball the real way..not w/ steroids. I agree with the DJ from 105.7 that he is an idol to millions of fans. He needs to step it up, and just play baseball. Steroids are dangerous. Period. Your thoughts?

Jimmy faked being gay?

well, Jimmy Hendrix was probably Bisexual, given the business he was in..........An article claims Jimmy pretended to be gay to get out of going to Nam. Hey, the guy made beautiful music.

For his bio, click on this link: AOL Music: Jimi Hendrix Is anyone watching Big Brother 6? blog ya later...........

A shopping I will go?

There is a small Foot Locker in my city. Very small. 1 cash register. 1 very annoying jamaican lady. I was in the store for 30 minutes.....twice. My son didn't want to go shopping, so i'm shopping for him....to look for shoes.

A mexican father with his 3 children takes about 20 minutes of that time...adding a hat here...a pair of shoes here.........and his 1st card was declined. EMBARRASSING! It's everyone's nightmare to have that happen. Shopping is such a lovely experience. I'll have to blog ya later about my trip i'm about to take.

The one young girl yesterday kept asking , " can I help you?" and i said , no, i'll just wait in line for another 20 minutes.........to which she replied, " We only have one register".
Then close the fucking place down........... !

I should call the Foot Locker Headquarters and complain. A half an hour and I don't even have to try on shoes. And it's not Xmas. Shop til you drop!

Please bare w/ me

Is that the correct spelling of the word bare? Anyway........i deleted all my old cookies and dammit.....my blog disappeared. I have to much to blog about, so please check out the blogs to your left, and read my achives. Where is Natalie Holloway? Blog ya later.

That guy was so cheap.................

how cheap was he? He was so cheap, he would floss, then wash off that floss.....and use it again................ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yuck. oh well. I've been going over some blogs, and i have a few more i might add. Please feel free to read my archives and check out the blogs to your left. Blog ya later!

Is clay Gay?

hmmmmmmmmm. inquiry minds wanna know. What's your opinion? Come on, get involved. leave a comment. I don't care if you think he's gay or not.......... And to think today, Wednesday, Iwould not have anything to blog about...............WRONG.........on the cover of my TV Guide is that Miss Priss Clay Aiken. Clay opens up.....that's the title. Yeah we know, he's bent over and opened up.......for the one eyed Viper!

Clay says, " I hope i'm in a position someday to love somebody so much that I can write a love song". Didn't he already write one for Ryan Seacrest? blog ya later!

Thank god for the " Student driver" logo

I passed a student driver on the road today. It was a young woman who looked about 16. She was gripping the steering wheel like it was her first lover. Thank god for those signs on the car. I want to put " horrible driver" on many, many cars.............Ppl need refresher courses every so often. blog ya later.

They Jacked The Harry Potter book

Well, all the fans who don't want to pay...........look out. The web geeks are busy jacking the Harry Potter book. for details read here:MobileRead Networks - Harry Potter 6 e-book already being pirated!

I have not read the books, but i saw the 1st 2 movies, and they were great. wow that chick Rawlings must be making some dough.

For those of us in the Washington Metropolitan Area......is it friggin hot enough for ya? leave a comment if you'd like. blog ya later.

Saddam Hussein should be missing!

What i mean is............We should have found him technically, but, then he should disappear like Jimmy Hoffa. Was there ever a choice to remove Saddam from power? omg the man and his sons were monsters. In different countries, the ppl are like animals....slaughtering one another...they are not civilized. Oh. one knew there would be backlashes from capturing that evil man.......but he needs to be jailed, and any other terrorists along with him.

In the Washington Post Magazine today, they have an article about blogging. The article is by David Von Drehle. He talks about two bloggers.........one right wing and one left wing. I understand both sides of the fence. But, in my heart i'm like an aging hippy. Make love not war. But I totally understand in today's world we have to have war. It's unavoidable. But , please don't call our soldiers baby killers. They are doing their job. Quite well. Most of us have no idea what it's like in the Middle east. Only what we read. I praise all the men and women over in Iraq, and other foreign countries who are fighting for our freedom.

Have a great evening. blog ya later!

A dedication

I'd like to dedicate this post to Frieda Wright-Sorce, who passed away Sunday, July 10th, 2005. Frieda was the wife of Popular DJ " Don Geranimo" aka Michael Sorce, who DJ's on WJFK 105.7 fm from 3-7 weekdays. Her untimely passing is a shock, and I have a been a listener for 20 years. I have listened to her and Don squabble, talk about their son, Bart, and life. They almost made you feel like you were part of their family. As a mother and wife, i I could tell that Frieda was a wonderful wife and mother, loved her only son Bart, and adored her husband, whom she would call " Sugarbear" affectionately. When my own son, who is 1 year older than Bart, called to tell me the news Monday, I cried. She will be dearly missed. My prayers go out to the Sorce family. She was a wonderful woman. For details, here's the link:Washington Examiner: News My deepest sympathy goes out to her family.

Is he really trying a comeback?

i'm speaking of Paulie Shore. Son-in-law's Paulie Shore. He's back with a receeding hairline and a little less energy. Can this man be any more desperate for women?

Maybe the pretty girls like a man who drools all over them, but i prefer men who play it cool. Can Paulie make a comeback? Only time will tell. Maybe he'll do a reality show on aging, getting hair plugs, and trying viagra for the 1st time. blog ya later! - Janie

High maintenance People

Eeeeeeeeeek! I want to scream. I hate dealing with high maintenance ppl. Truly. My husband is a contractor........so.....a family member is going to want to use him to do some remodeling for her in a home that she will probably buy.

Several questions are coming up......Can i tear down this wall? What about the duct work inside that wall? I want an all tiled shower. The shower floor must be tiled. i'm thinking.....you'd better have money. Of course , they say, " I know because we're family, we'll get a good price". This is the same person that ran, i kid you not, probably 20 contractors around looking at her old house--to do flooring. She never hired one of them.

I think we're in for a long haul. It would be so much simpler if everyone had common sense......and didn't want more than they could have. This project will probably be a nightmare. Once it's over......we may not speak. Do you have anyone in your life that is that friggin difficult?

Now that's what i call broke!

have you ever been so broke that you are looking in old pairs of shorts/pants just hoping you left a $20 in them? I am that broke. lol...... Until our customer's pay us........I am. I wonder what it would be like to be rich beyond your wildest imagination.

Now, where is that Hurricane Dennis? and why can't they name one Hurricane Jane. It would be a hell of a storm.........

Where Dennis is headed..........
AOL News - Hurricane Dennis Strengthens Into Category 4 Storm
It's been a dull weekend so far, blog ya later.

Great Couple.............

Poor Jenn. I just got back from seeing the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had great chemistry. Besides her bony legs, she has a great body. The movie is pretty good--I'd recommend it. Lots of shooting, blowing things up, action, car chases.........It has a few dull spots, but not many.

Those two make being an assassin look like fun. My prayers go out to those in London and their families. What a horrible tragedy. They need to round up these Middle easterner terrorists...or whoever is doing this and put them in a fiery pit. blog ya later.

Dang, it's awfully hot out there. This is how a redneck cools off 

Isn't she cute?

This was said by Louisiana native Brittany Spears, when asked the best part of being famous.

She replied, " I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." It's a good thing she's pretty. That was taken from the page-a-day Calendar titled, " The 365 stupidest things ever said. I loved that calendar, it made me laugh.

Said by Frank Sinatra, when he saw a fan running up to him. " Get away from me, creep."
Hmmmmm. maybe he thought the person was going to rob him. <> well, it's back to the grinds.............I might blog lately if something interesting pops up. Blog ya later!

How Stella got her Gay man?

1st of all. Happy 4th of July. I hope everyone has a safe and Happy Holiday. Terry McMillan, author of " how Stella got her groove back" is filing for divorce. It seems her boy toy is gay. What a shock! Well, personally i think he's bi......because how could a gay man seduce a woman that good. Damn. that's some fine acting. It seems that the boy toy wants a piece of the action, of course. The fact that she made him an american citizen isn't enough for him.

The jamaican stud's name is Jonathan Plummber ladies, so don't fall for that when he bats his eyelashes. He's faking his orgasms g/f, trying to get into your gucci purse.

She's 53. He's 30. Johnny boy? what are you crying about? you're 30--you can start over. McMillan is menopausal. She came up with a damn good story...but she doesn't need someone as young as you..........Next time her new b/f will be potty trained.

McMillan also wrote " Waiting to exhale". She's a damn good writer. Maybe she should write a book about gay men pretending to be straight. What would the queer guys say?


-Janie

Have a great 4th--Good news/bad news

Well, they are discussing having the boy scouts wear transmitters in case they get lost during a camping trip.............................. bad news: Michael Jackson has a walkie talkie with the same frequency. Have a safe and Happy 4th of July. - Janie

OK. Let's Date............

Don't say i'm not informative. I'm always searching for exciting news, bizarre news, or just plain survival........I have a single sister who needs to know this. But, it may apply to you.
Best cities for dating..............

Best Cities for Dating


Austin, TX
Colorado Springs, CO
San Diego, CA
Raleigh/Durham, NC
Seattle, WA
Charleston, SC
Norfolk, VA
Ann Arbor, MI
Springfield, MA
Honolulu, HI


ARE YOU THERE? Have a wonderful day!

I hope someone is reading this.

S.O.S.

just kidding. Besides reading my blog, check out the ones to your left. I have edited my blog for those who are too damn lazy to post/update their blog.

leave your comment. NOW! lol............. - Janie

He's just so ridiculous!

People are still talking about Tom Cruise. I want to know why Tom cares what meds Brooke Shields or anyone else takes.........

He's into Scientology? keep it to yourself, Tom. Try marrying and staying married this time. Don't you have kids to raise? I sure hope Tom teaches them to mind their own business.

Everyone have a wonderful July 4th. -Janie