What a pig!

I hope everyone had a great St. Patrick's day. I have an amusing story. My younger son recently started playing soccer again, and at his practice Friday night, something funny happened.

I can understand missing dinner to come to practice, but one of the coach's helpers is such a fat pig, he was out there on the field coaching with a cheeseburger in his hand. !

That is the definition of glutton.

Here's a quick joke for you. Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounteres in the dental clinic after hours.

One day he said sadly, " Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband is going to get suspicious. " No way sweetie, he's a dumb as a post" said Laura.

" Besides," she said. " We've been fooling around for six months, and he doesn't suspect a thing"

"true," agreed the dentist. "But you are down to one tooth!"


Have a great day!