Could you ever be a stalker?

The story is true. The young man has no name for this story. Young man meets young woman and falls in love. They date for 2 years. Having their ups and downs, the young man still falls deeply in love. He doesn't have much money, but gives the young woman gift after gift. They break up. They get back together. Then, for the final time, they break up again. The young man is devestated. he calls her. repeatedly. She warns him....stop calling me. He keeps calling. One day, while he is at work, a few police officers come to arrest him. He's been charged with stalking. He is booked and charged. He goes to court, the charges are dropped, and he does community service. The question is: Could YOU ever become a stalker? I'm sure with the right amount of dating--diff guys, several years--I could be a stalker too.

Welcome to Mcdonalds..how can I screw up your order today?

First of all, let me say I should have just fixed breakfast at home. But what the hell is wrong with the staff at McDonalds? I ordered a number 8 ( 2 sausage burritos, 1 hash brown, 1 drink), a Hotcakes only, an extra hashbrown and 3 chocolate chip cookies. They gave me:
1 hot cakes and sausage
2 burritos
3 chocolate chip cookies
no hash browns
my diet coke

I swear years ago when I worked there, we tried to get the order right.

That's a MAN baby........Part II

This is what I was referring to. A Dear Abby letter about a he/she:


WOMAN'S GENDER CHANGE SHOCKS THE MAN SHE DATED

ABBY: I recently met a gorgeous woman I'll call "Giselle." After we had dated for a couple of months and became physically involved, she told me she had had gender reassignment surgery and used to be a man! I was, to say the least, shocked and deeply disturbed. I did not punch out Giselle as I would have liked to -- which brings me to my question. What is the etiquette regarding physically confronting someone like that? Is it the same as hitting a girl? We're roughly the same size. -- DISTRESSED IN VIRGINIA


DISTRESSED: Because Giselle is now a female, it would, indeed, have been the same as hitting a girl, and I'm glad you restrained yourself. I have a feeling that she was probably more hurt that you stopped seeing her than any physical blow you might have inflicted. As to the "etiquette" regarding hitting her, if you hit someone of either gender, it is assault and battery -- or possibly worse -- and it's a crime that can land you in jail. Be glad you controlled your temper.

Check out that hot Dad!

At my sons baseball game, we have a few kids who's parents are divorced. One game a players Dad showed up, and damn, he was hot. Very rarely do I see a hot Dad, but this man was one. He was tall, about 5'11, well, average. I'd say about 180 lbs, he wore jeans and biker boots. I love those tough guys. Gives you something to smile about. Turns out he grew up not too far from me, but he's younger than I am. I never liked younger guys. If I were single now, and he was single--I'd date him. But, when i was under 40, younger men never seemed attractive. until now. Blog ya later, tomorrow baseball starts up again.

MAn or woman.......you choose!

First of all, my it's a man baby post did not post....as far as i noticed. Hubby and I went to dinner and saw what i felt was a man. Look.....first of all.....I think it's unnatural for a man to dress as a woman or vice versa. If you want to do that in private, that's fine. But, I did feel very uncomfortable. I know that's my problem, but........It was painfully obvious, and if this he/she doesn't try and trick people...good for her. But I have heard stories about these transexuals pretending to be women, and dating men who have no idea. and yes, a man can be that clueless. Have a great day Anonymous and next time--have the balls to include your screen name.

That's a MAN, baby!

Sorry I have not posted in a while. I've been busy with baseball. I've barely gone grocery shopping lately. Last night, the hubby and I went to TGI Fridays. Oh.....my........God. Upon entering the restaurant, it was very crowded. I glanced over at a table by the window. A late 50 ish gentleman was sitting with what you might expect to be a woman. The jury is still out. He/she wore lots of make up, and that bone structure looked manly to me. I can't explain why it bothers me, but I just feel uncomfortable. I studied the he/she carefully, and I know that was a man. He had breasts, but my husband said they were sagging. The breast job may have been done 10 years ago, I replied. Once he got up, my husband studied her/him carefully. He said...... "He walks like a man" then i asked the height, because he/she was walking behind my back.
My husband guessed around 5'11.

My first thought was: some night, in a dark club, after 10 shots and a few beers, some poor guy will think this is a woman........get her home and wham! surprise. or maybe she's taken care of that. ! Have a great weekend, it's 3 baseball games for me, and hopefully a little more sun so I don't look like Casper the Friendly ghost.

I'm 42 Woo hoo

I had a birthday on Monday. It was actually a pretty crappy birthday. Don't worry--I'm going to do something fun for ME real soon. My husband coaches a county baseball team, I'm kind of the manager. I love baseball, I really do.....but work is suffering, my house is suffering. But, in the end it will be worth it. The team is 1-7, but who cares? They are doing so much better--Our first 5 games we lost by the 10 run rule 4 out of 5. Now, the last two games have been so much better. We lost 12-9 Tues.10-7 last night. I can look at it as a loss, but the team has gotten so much better. I do feel good about being 42 though, so if you are younger--have no fear.

My goal is to become as physically fit as I can.

The best part of getting older is that you see ppl for who they truly are. So many of us are caught up in trying to impress people that we lie about who we really are.
I say be yourself. Stop trying to hard to please others. If you died tomorrow, how many people do you really think would come to your funeral and be there because they truly cared? Or would they come because they want attention from everyone else there. Them: ( sob, sob) I really liked her. she was such a wonderful person.
(the truth) -- they talked behind your back every chance they got, and this is one more opportunity for them to hob nob and look important.

Have a great day!

Texas to install web cams?

Personally I think it's a good idea. There's nothing better than a bunch of rednecks drinking, and sitting around their computers on a Saturday night, waiting to see an illegal hopping the fence. I'd watch too.

Me to my sister: I've got to let you go--an entire family just jumped the fence, I have to call the tip line.

I could see that. Hey. what about once you try and climb the fence, you get zapped by an electric current.
That could work. I say--find another country to run to. The United States isn't the only country on the map.
Have a great Weekend.

Two humorous clips for you

I have two humorous clips for you. The first boy should have gotten his ass beat for this:

Clownpaint Arcade - Embarass The Teacher


And this poor woman! I hope she didn't have a concussion. Damn!

SeeSaw

I know I missed horrible neighbor day. Send me your horrible neighbor story. I'm too distracted from my husband's baseball team being 0-5. Wish us Luck for the rest of the 14 games.

Have a great day!

Little Johnny is doing wayyyyy too much!

My husband coaches a county baseball team. At this level, players need to make every practice, every game. We have a player, I'll call him Jack. Jack is 14, and has waaaaayyyyyyy too much to do. Jack not only plays county baseball, but county soccer as well. Jack was playing baseball for his high school team, playing county soccer, and making about 4 of our practices......out of about 50. Jack's dad, an assistant coach, doesn't understand that Jack needs to pick whatever sport he's best at. He doesn't excel at baseball, so my guess is that he's a soccer player. Jack's soccer season supposedly ended a few weeks ago, so we were told. Yes, we are 0-4. My heart is breaking. This is a tough league, and our team needs to get together. It's our 5th game, and Jack won't be there because there are soccer try-outs. ! I would kick that boy right off the team. Attention parents! Do not overschedule your kids. I think it's so important for kids to have some free time. His Dad should be ashamed of himself letting this boy get involved in way too much. I hope the team wins tonight--I'll be cheering loudly.

Time to wake up?

I have yet another neighbor who drives me crazy. Just my luck. I was awakened this morning by the sound of a lawn mower. What time?

5:55 a.m. No kidding.

Baseball

well, my sons team lost their game last night. We lost due to the 10 run rule in the 5th inning. ( 1 - 12) ! The boys are just getting their feet wet. The other team had some pretty good pitching. I love watching baseball games. And what happened to spring? It was as warm as an oven out there. I was sweating, and my hair looked terrible. Sad thing is.........no amount of hairspray will keep your hair looking good in warm, humid, weather. Next up, road trip tomorrow with about 7 baseball players. With my husband coaching the team, and me helping--it is a lot of work. I'm behind on my laundry. This morning I was surprised when my husband said, " Do I have any underwear in the dryer?" Have a great day--stay cool.

Skin Cancer--here we come!

How was your Memorial Day weekend? Mine was o.k. I spent the majority of it watching baseball games. We had a tournament in my city. These were high school aged kids. I got a lot of sunburn. I feel like I'm baked. My lips were burned, my legs were burned. Yes--I forgot the lotion. My hair is a shade lighter it seems. It was so uncomfortable to sleep last night with my lobster legs. I do like this color a lot better than pasty white. My husband's baseball team has their first game tonight. I'll let you know how they do. Question is: who am I blogging to? Do YOU like baseball? because i love it!

A Big F. U. to the Dodge owner

I took off work yesterday to go shopping at Tysons Corner with my cousin and sister. I didn't want to park in the underground garage, because of the size of my van, so I picked a small parking lot. The van next to me on my right was on his/her line. I backed in, and I was on my line on my right. Usually, I don't park next to someone who is on the line, but at this time, I was already late for shopping. I came out to my van 5 hours later to find this note: 1. learn to park 2. Dont' hit my van with your door 3. I wrote down your liscense Plate p.s. nice strawberries ( this last comment was to stop me from keying her Dodge mini-van I suppose. ) Nah, Im a good girl, but I care about my van just as much as she does hers. Plus, in many parking lots, I've received dings, this is just a fact of life. What an ignorant hussy to write that note. You have my liscense plate? caution. A/C material below stick that piece of paper in your twat! Everyone have a lovely Memorial day weekend!

Oprah is writing a diet book?

As per Sirius satellite radio/Howard 100, Oprah is writing a diet book. She's getting a reported 12 million dollar advance. Hmmmmm. How often is Oprah thin? Is she going to teach millions how to be thin, then get fat, then get thin again? With her personal chef, personal assistant, trainer, home gym and no kids--How easy is it to lose weight? I want to hear from people who have done it on their OWN. Oprah should be ashamed of herself. If she can stay slim for 5 years straight, i'll buy her book. <>

When you are a little boy.......

I rarely blog about my kids, but this is cute.

My son( who's 7) and I took a long walk yesterday. He said to me, "If I were a girl for a day, I would wish I'd turn back into a boy the next day"!

I think that's cute.

Jennifer's got her running shoes on..........

Jennifer Wilbanks, the Runaway bride, says that she's no longer getting married. A Question. Why didn't you say that in the first place?? Her ex-fiance John Mason seems to have run into some good luck. I just hope he steers clear of his runaway bride. Best gift for Jennifer when she finally gets married? A few therapy sessions and a tracker to place somewhere on her body.


One of these days she may be the runaway wife or runaway Mom. That chick has her running shoes on. My favorite quote from the People magazine article. Jennifer said, " John and I have some things to work out"

I've got news for Jennifer. If you can't "work things out" after a year, maybe you shouldn't try. Try dating for a few years. Seek help.

Have a great day and remember--tomorrow is horrible neighbor day. I've got another story about Billy Bob. His "friend" hauled away our old fence yesterday. It was a fun day of waiting, beer, and Billy Bob taking our trash to his house. Yay!

What's in your steak?

I heard this story from a friend, and I just HAD to share. This is a true story which happened in Tennessee, at a Steakhouse.

A woman ordered a steak. Upon receiving her steak, it wasn't cooked right. So, she sent it back. ( you know where I'm going). The waiter brought it back again, and she ate it this time. Once she got home, she got violently ill. She had saved a portion of that steak, and sent it out to a lab.

Turns out, her steak had 7 different dna's in it. My friend didn't know if it was semen, spit, etc. Turns out, the woman sued the restaurant, they closed it down, and I imagine she got some money out of it.

Bottom line: careful where you eat, try not to send anything back!!!!
Have a great weekend!

What would you rather have?

One of my magazines said women want a man with a sense of humor over looks. My question is.................. Would you want a funny, ugly man or a hot guy who's dumb as a rock? I'd say I'd take the hot guy for a few years, but I don't think I could take the ugly man for long.

Which would you prefer an ugly woman or man with a great sense of humor or a stunning woman, great body, airhead or a hot hunk with no brains????

Today is horrible neighbor day!

Today is Tuesday, horrible neighbor day. Billy Bob is at it again. Always poking his nose into everyone else's business. Last week, when my sons and husband were tearing down our old fence, Billy Bob came over to be nosey. First, he said he wanted some of the old, discolored sections of fence. no problem. Now, the new fence is up, and over the weekend Billy Bob ran over like a kid coming to a candy store.

He says, " I know someone that can haul it away real cheap". My husband said he has a man who hauls trash away. " This guy can do it cheaper" says Billy Bob. then, my husband says, "How do you know?" Long story short, Billy Bob got out his trusty nextel and called a friend of his. They were chatting, and Billy Bob says to my husband ( this was at 1:00 p.m.) so -and- so can haul that away cheap. He has to go to K Mart, then he'll be right over.

2 o'clock came, then 3. Then, we left, we had errands to run. These hillbillies tell you things, and must forget they tell you. Well, now it's 2 days later, and we haven't seen anyone. We're just going to have the usual guy haul the old fence, posts, away.

Last night, on a school night at that, Billy Bob was in rare form. He had been drinking, that was obvious to hear him chatter away......... It was about 11:00 p.m. , I felt like I was in a trailer park. Billy Bob, his teenage kids, and a few buddies were out on the front porch making spectacles of themselves.

They were yelling at cars going by, acting obnoxious as usual. Just when you think they are civilized, out comes the bad behavior again. It was a nice night, and we had the windows open. Screw the city......I'm ready to have a house out on 5 acres of land, and brave the ticks, and possible boredom. I know I'm not the only one with a neighbor like him, but I was taught manners. Go out back if you want to be loud. I feel sorry for his neighbor, I'll call her Miss Ellen. She's an older woman who can't wait until they find another place to rent. Preferably a trailer park. This neighbor has been a nuisance now for over a year.

His latest act to my next door neighbor with her very large yard was to leave a few beer cans on her lawn. This man just sticks out like a sore thumb. I thought about it last night, and if they move, our little block will be peaceful again. Sign> Do YOU have terrible neighbors?