Friday, September 29, 2006

only at the fair........

I was reading on aol about state fairs and bizarre competitions. In Iowa they have a rubber chicken throwing contest. Not to be confused with West Virginia's chicken contest where women chase chickens and cut their heads off. Look out peta! ( joke) In wyoming, they have a pig and mud wrestle. Better they wrestle than have sex with them, I always say............In Richmond, they have a lawn mower riding contest. Hey- My neighbor John would love to have the contest in his backyard. The grass is probably knee high by now, and snakes are slithering around in it. In Illinois, they have butter sculpting, and Oprah and her pals come in and eat the winning entries. ! by the way.....is Oprah still on her across america trek with her gal pal? I heard her complaining about being tired on one of the shows.......I thought.....o.k. you are a billionaire--you don't have to drive too many hours if you don't want to or hell, make Gail drive. It's ridiculous when rich people complain about things they can control. it's a show Oprah--if you wanted to drive 3 hours a day, you could. I'm sure O & G could give us entertainment by only driving a half hour a day. ! blog ya later.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Thoprah and Lail

sort of a twist to Thelma and Louise. Oprah has decided to take her long-time friend Gail on a road trip. And she wants us all to see. Just how close two women get without being gay! Now, if I went on a road trip, I'd rather take Gale Harold. What a hunk! I could drive cross country with that beefcake. So, Miss Oprah wants to remake Thelma and Louise. hmmmmmmm. I have read that Rosie doubts Oprah's claim she's not gay. Well, it's ok to be a lesbian, but let's look at the facts. 1. Oprah hasn't married long time suffering fiance. ( just how long has their engagement gone on?) 2. she'll well past the let's get married and have kids stage. I know most of us women have close friends, but why can't Oprah take poor stedman on a road trip? That poor man. Can you imagine waiting for a woman richer than Oprah, younger, better looking to come? Stedman--take my advice......I don't think she's going to marry you--move on. She's getting a little long in the tooth anyway. My feeling is--if you really love someone--marry them!


Dont wait until you've been engaged for 16 years--by then it's too late. Good luck to the two women on their road trips. Question: will the camera be rolling all night long on these two buddies?

Friday, September 15, 2006

Love, or something like it

Do you ever get tired of reading--anywhere actually--about love. I was reading a blog today and the woman asked herself. Did i marry too young? i did. But there must have been some reason for it. I do love my husband. But, we've been married almost 23 years. Love changes. That doesnt' mean it's a bad thing. But some ppl can be so melodramatic.

The girl blogging: Did i marry too young? Every time i think about it, I know I couldn't do without Steve's undying support. He's my rock and I love him sooooo much.


Me: How long have you been married? I love my husband too, but lately he gets on my nerves. Sure, love is great. At first, you can't do without them. You long to see them. blah blah. I need to send my husband on a week vacation. By day 5 I might miss him. I want to tell this woman that she better enjoy this lovey dovey gooey ooey right now. Runaway bride? runaway groom? let them run............If they don't want to get married, they really shouldn't. It's hell being alone, but being marriage isn't always fun and games. I'll never forget this one older woman, who was at the time, about 52. She was on her second marriage, and she'd been married to the new, prick of a husband for about 6 years. Her husband had a heart attack and died ( he was about 57).

We went to his viewing, and she said to me ( I'd been married only about 4 years at the time) " Always tell your husband you love him. "

well, sometime in the past year, I reminded my husband of this, and i said I love you, I love you, I love you. he laughed and said........go fix me some sandwiches i'm hungry. To the older woman: thanks for the advice lady, but you don't really know how much you love them until they are dead and not coming back. !!!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Whitney--you go girl!

so, Whitney is divorcing Bobby Brown. Hmmmmm. I always wondered who was worse--she or Bobby? Have you seen Being Bobby Brown? I will have to watch the next show and review it for you. Whitney surprised me lately. I watched the show and the whole family was having a picnic, and Whitney and Bobby were fondling one another and Whitney said, " Let's go in the woods, baby" I used to admire her. Not after I watched the show. She was surprisingly " ghetto". Let's hope she goes to charm school, stops doing drugs--if she still does-- and cleans her act up. Whitney it's not too late girlfriend. Music News- Whitney Houston to End Rocky Marriage - AOL News

Monday, September 11, 2006

Bye Bye Croc hunter

i know it's old news......but I was sad to see Steve Irwin pass away. And what a way to go! killed by a stingray. I always knew some animal would get him. You have to hand it to him though--he was brave. My older two sons ages 22 and 15 adored him. I think my 15 yr old may have shed a tear or two. He's been watching Steve since he was about 3 years old. We can see stingray's at our National Aquarium in Baltimore. I know have a new found respect for them. Not that I ever wanted to jump in and swim with them anyway. Here are a couple of cool links for you. Check out the last one which is a bowling mishap. I don't think i've ever seen anyone bowl that way. What planet is he from?
cartoons and funny flash

Bowling Accident - Funny Video at Stupidity.org

Have a nice day!

Sunday, September 03, 2006

A new link added

I added Post secret to my blog roll. I find it very interesting. One of the secrets was...... I'm my mom's dealer. holy shit! In West Virginia, that might not be that bad....but it's shameful. check it out. PostSecret